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It's Mojo in the Morning. We're going to do a phone scam. Spike needed to order some flowers for his Valentine or his former Valentine. This is a classic Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

You're home with the phone scams. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Good afternoon, can I help you? Yeah, how you doing? Good. Good, you open for business? Of course we are. Because I need some business taken care of. All right, I can do that. All right. You got any specials on roses?

We always have a special on roses. We have the most fabulous roses in town. Are you picking them up or having them delivered?

Oh, no, I need them delivered. I don't want to see the lady no more.

Oh, well, then what are you sending her flowers for?

Well, here's the thing. I want you to put on the card, I hope you f***ing die, you cheating b***h.

I don't think I'm going to put that on anybody's card. We don't swear on cards.

You're going to turn down my business?

I won't turn down your business, but I'm not going to swear on a card.

Oh, okay, I see.

We have a lot of Christians working in here.

Oh, I apologize then there.

Yeah, it's not good.

All right, how about just, I hope you die, die, die?

No, I can't say that either. No?

I can't wish any, no. Well, I'm not swearing to nobody.

No, I know, but that's next to a death threat.

You know, she's a lousy no-good broad. She's been up to no good.

Well, then probably just send her flowers and just say good luck with your new boyfriend.

What if we did something that wasn't so nasty? Maybe like, your feet stink.

I'll do your feet stink.

Okay. And how about, like, your feet stink, I don't want to see you no more, and I hope you trip down some stairs.

No, I'm not going to do anything threatening.

Do you have, like, some black, like, dead flowers you can send her?

No. All my stuff is fresh and beautiful. Really? Yeah.

What if you were to put it in the oven or something, make it all crusty and moldy?

Well, I could do that, but you're going to pay for fresh.

Oh, I'll pay.

Okay.

I'll pay, because this lady, she needs to be taught a lesson.

So one dozen dead roses.

Dead is a doornail.

Microwaved.

And make sure you underline s**t, too.

I'm not going to say swear. Okay.

Maybe just all in capitals you could just say, you know, your feet stink, nobody likes you.

I'm just putting your feet stink, I don't want to see you anymore.

What else could I put that would be real meaning?

Sign your name, that's all you can do, it'll be, what can I say?

Needs something, a little, needs a little pepper on the patash.

Well, I can't, you'll have to call her and tell her that yourself. I can't get in the middle of your domestic here.

Oh, boy, I'm at the end of my rope here.

This is a happy holiday

Not for me it's not

Well I'm sorry you just got to find yourself a new girl Things will probably be better for you

Oh I hope so

Sometimes blessings come in disguise

How about you are you married?

Oh yeah Yeah you just got to get yourself to church or synagogue And find a nice girl that is faithful

Hey put this on your card You've just been the victim of a phone scam And you're on the radio

Oh you see Now you make me want to swear Now, you want to spend some money here or what? No, you better spend some money here. I'll start for airtime.

Hey, think of it as free advertising.

Everybody at your work wants to say Happy Valentine's Day, and they wanted to do it with a phone scam.

Bobby, the guy who wanted to swear, I wouldn't let him swear at the phone scam, and you really had me.

You have a happy f***ing Valentine's Day.

we will we will scam you hello you're home with the phone scams yeah hi there sir this is phil

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