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PHONE SCAM Weed On Aisle 5
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Weed On Aisle 5

from Mojo In The Morning

March 1, 2023 | 00:05:20 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:28 | Speaker 2:

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We'll be right back.

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guarantee. You know, I don't do this very often, but can I dedicate today's phone scam? Sure. I met a, well, you'll find this surprising. I met a bartender. Meg and I were out and I met Jessica, who was a bartender at the library pub. And as we're getting up ready to leave the bar, she came over and said, I didn't want to bother you. I'm really sorry to, I don't want to disrupt your night. But she said, my dad and I used to sit in the car and listen to the phone scam every morning and she would drive her dad to chemo and radiation at henry ford health systems and uh she said her dad just passed but that they one of the bright spots of his day was coming out of chemo and radiation saying did i miss the phone scam and they would sit there and listen every day so jessica i just want to say we're thinking about you that was really nice of you to say hi and we

00:02:37 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 1:

love those kind of memories with the phone scams well join the morning phone scam hannah and britney work overnights together at one of our favorite stores that's open 24 hours a day. When they get done with their shifts in the morning, they enjoy a little treat together in the parking lot. Hannah never tried edibles before, and this gave us the idea to call Brittany and scare her into thinking that Hannah had too much. It's a mojo in the morning phone scam.

00:03:08 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 6:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scans. Mojo in the morning.

00:03:21 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 5:

Hello? Hello, this is Kumar Patel from a corporate office in New Jersey. I'm calling for Brittany, please.

00:03:29 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 3:

This is Brittany.

00:03:31 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Brittany. Have you spoken to Hannah K*** in the past few hours, your co-worker? Have you seen her?

00:03:38 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 2:

Not since work. Is everything okay?

00:03:41 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

Yes, everything's fine. Well, let me bring you up to speed. Hannah came back into work after her shift was over. And the manager got a call on her radio about a disturbance by the front entrance. So she goes over to find Hannah in her bra because she said she was hot. And she was asking customers to, quote, motorboat her.

00:04:05 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

00:04:06 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

Yes. Apparently, Hannah also went to the floral department, and she was drinking all the water out of the floral displays.

00:04:15 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 3:

No way. Oh my gosh.

00:04:17 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 5:

And then, she went...

00:04:18 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 3:

Oh, wait. Is she okay?

00:04:20 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

She's okay. She's waiting for her mom to come pick her up, and she's in the break room where she was just crying that she's never going to win Super Smash Bros, and nobody could console her.

00:04:32 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

Like, is there anything that I can do?

00:04:34 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 5:

well you can fill me in was she acting strange or because then she went to the produce section and she took exactly one bite out of each Apple and I mean every Apple the Fiji the Macintosh the Golden Delicious the Granny Smith the honey crisps every Apple and then she was pointing to

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 3:

her bottom and yelling at customers, how do you like this juicy peach?

00:05:06 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 5:

Hannah was saying that?

00:05:07 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 3:

Yes, so I guess the reason I'm calling is, do you have any ideas of what got her into this?

00:05:13 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 5:

No, no, are you kidding?

00:05:16 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

We looked at the security cameras, and we're trying to piece this together, and we noticed you two went into your car, sat there for almost half an hour, and then she got out and came back into the store and you drove off.

00:05:29 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 5:

did she talk about anything no i mean i you know i don't i don't know how many overnights she worked

00:05:36 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

maybe she's just tired well it seems to me she may be under the influence of something what were you guys doing no we were just listening to music well she was under the influence of a little more than cardi b yeah i think she's tired britney we're all tired i'm tired you're tired why don't you just come clean were you guys having fun with the black gold with the primo hydro bud

00:06:02 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 5:

the chronic i don't even know what any that is what are you talking about hannah smells like

00:06:07 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 3:

she had a party and i'm not gonna play dumb here like i don't know i'm talking to ganja girl on the phone here were you smoking the buddha we worked the overnight i think she's just tired

00:06:18 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 5:

um i've never seen her act like that i i have a hard time believing that's even hannah i have a

00:06:25 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

hard time believing your story so there's only one more thing to do i have to notify you that

00:06:29 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 5:

you're terminated i'm home eating breakfast why am i being terminated oh did i say terminated i'm

00:06:36 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 3:

sorry i meant to notify you that you're being phone scammed on the mojo in the morning show this is spike and you've just been phone scammed

00:06:43 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 5:

No. Oh, sorry, I swear. Oh, my God. Are you serious?

00:06:50 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Hannah told us to phone scam you.

00:06:53 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

No, she did not. But then also now I think she's my best friend. Wait, you didn't say where we work, did you?

00:07:05 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 3:

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