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in the morning you hold on i'm about to disrespect you right now hello hi is this joshua yeah hi joshua this is sebastian from dr's office how you feeling today oh hey uh i guess i'm all right i

I mean, not too bad, a bit of sore. A little soreness still? Yeah, yeah. I mean, nothing you can't really expect.

And are you able to eat?

I managed to put down a banana, but other than that, it's been like protein shakes and stuff like that just to be safe.

Okay, all the soft stuff, yeah. And no migraines or bleeding or strange side effects?

Those pain meds are pretty amazing, so I seem to be okay.

All right. Well, listen, we had a little issue, and that's why I'm calling.

Is it the insurance? Because that does happen a lot.

No, not with the insurance, but with the surgery. It's our mistake, so we want to schedule an appointment to get you here to take care of it.

What do you mean?

Well, as luck would have it, Dr. S*** successfully extracted the four teeth, but they weren't your wisdom teeth. He pulled the wrong teeth.

Wait, what?

Apparently, your teeth were compacted, which means they were really close together. and sometimes not where they're supposed to be. And as he began the extraction, he got confused with what he saw and pulled your secondary molars by mistake.

You took out the wrong teeth. Hold on.

So the actual impacted wisdom teeth are still below the gum line, and he didn't see them. But later, another dentist was looking at the film, and let me just say, this is embarrassing to us, But after this happened, the other doctor started a whole heated discussion. Embarrassing to you, mother f***er. I'm going to put you out of f***ing business. Right. I do understand you being upset, and that's why I want to take care of it. But first of all, we wanted to take full ownership and apologize to you. This is the craziest part, that your dentist is not actually an oral surgeon at all.

Okay.

So, like, things just didn't add up. So the girls in the office started doing some research, and it turns out he doesn't have a license on file. So they asked him to leave, and we notified the state immediately so that he doesn't turn up somewhere else at another practice.

So how did he get in your office if he didn't have a license on file?

That's what we're trying to investigate, yes. That doesn't do too well for my f***ing face, now does it? Okay. I don't want you to get upset because you have stitches. We don't want to pop them.

I want the owner on the phone. Well, the owner of the practice is Dennis. Dennis who? What's his last name?

It's Dennis the dentist.

You're kidding. Put him on the phone right now.

Is he in the office? Oh, yes. Well, he's here, but I don't want to interrupt him. He's having his breakfast. I don't give a f***. Right. You're going to fix this. For sure. We'll have to put something on the books, but we're pretty busy right now. I'll be there tomorrow, and you're going to fit me in, aren't you?

Okay.

Thank you so much. Right. I'll get you in tomorrow. I just don't know who will be working on you. You want me to take a look at your teeth? I don't give two shakes of s**t as long as you and your owner is there.

You figure it out. That's not my problem. You get it? And I want a real f**king surgeon, and I want to see his license personally.

Have you had any Jell-O? That's good soothing sometimes to have some Jell-O. I'm going to smack the s**t out of you in about five seconds. Joshua, I got to let you in on it before you do have a pop stitch. This is Spike from the Mojo on the morning show, and we're just phone scamming you this morning. With your wife's permission, she told us to scam you.

Oh, my God.

I've been, like, rolling all over myself. We've been texting her all morning because we're like, you sure he feels okay for this? Is he up to the phone scam? Sounds like you were up for it.

I haven't even been taking all the meds. Oh, man. We will, we will scam you. We interrupt this message to tell you that was funny. It's the home of the world famous phone scams.

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