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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 4:

They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:00:30 - 00:00:44 | Speaker 7:

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

00:00:44 - 00:00:58 | Speaker 6:

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

00:00:58 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 7:

Listen to The Weigh End with Aniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:07 - 00:01:26 | Speaker 8:

I'm Mangesh Atikadur, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.

00:01:26 - 00:01:31 | Speaker 1:

I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

00:01:32 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 8:

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:39 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 2:

Hey, this is Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, and we're submitting our most science-y episodes for your peer review with our new Stuff You Should Know doing science playlist. Out now. You want to know about Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is usually the right one. We got you covered. Wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw Jurassic Park? Well, come on down. So, distill a nice pot of tea, everybody. Turn down the gas on your Bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the Stuff You Should Know doing science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:02:14 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 5:

You just set the fire alarms off.

00:02:17 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 3:

Mark just walked by and just shook his head.

00:02:20 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 5:

Poor guy. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show, Home of the War, The Roses, Bustin' Cheaters, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Make sure you're listening to the show. God, you know, we talk about nothing but sophisticated stuff on this radio show. We go from fart talks to peeing in a shampoo bottle.

00:02:42 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 3:

oh my god what is this so a girl that i know i'm trying not to give up her identity here because this is a recent story she has always despised her stepmom they've just never really had a good relationship and the hatred has ramped up recently as there's a bunch of family drama happening and to make matters worse this girl is currently living with her dad um and her stepmom because she's doing some renovations to her house it's a long story so they're you know letting her live there for the next couple of weeks her and her fiance uh live there for the next couple of weeks so the other day she was telling me her stepmom did something to piss her off so she went into her dad and stepmom's shower to take a shower and peed in all of her shampoo and body wash bottles shampoo conditioner body wash whatever was in there she peed in wow and she is telling me this story. And my mouth is hanging open because I'm like, you are a grown woman. And this is what she did. And her stepmom has

00:03:46 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

So this wasn't like when she was a young kid

00:03:48 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 3:

that she was doing this. No, this is recent.

00:03:52 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 5:

Man, oh man. I mean, what does stepmom do? Stepmom does the crime fit the punishment? I know, I can't say. She's got silky hair now. Does the crime fit the punishment?

00:04:00 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 3:

No, I mean

00:04:02 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 5:

not that. The control to be able to start and stop, though, to switch the models is like, that's impressive.

00:04:10 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 3:

She didn't. She opened them all and put them on the ground. She described this to me in great detail.

00:04:16 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 5:

I just can't believe that a grown woman would do that. I could see where somebody would do that as a teen or preteen or whatever, like you've got a step-parent or whatever. You know? Do we ask the question?

00:04:28 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

I don't know what the topic is. I know people have done disgusting things to people that they don't like.

00:04:34 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

But can we talk about the step-moms? Like, evil stepmoms, too, because I think that's actually an interesting one, too. I'd love to hear those stories. Because I had a stepmom that I never really got, like, I was never really warmed up to until later in life when I saw how she was with my kids. But when she came into my dad's life, it definitely threw our family for a loop. I don't think she was pee in a shampoo bottle evil, but I think that she was.

00:05:00 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 2:

was uh one of those ones where it was like i just misunderstood and i was young but i don't think i could ever see myself peeing and i hate when i hear these stories all the time of the people that do like the defecation or i don't know what the word would be that's a good word but they put it they do things to people's stuff like you know you hear that things or like the other one is if it's not a bodily function the visine you know people even use visine because it gives you the runs i think i think if you put i think you've put visine and and stuff it gives somebody's drink yeah some diarrhea it gives them diarrhea i remember we had at the radio station um people that were stealing food and there was a couple of people the night show back in the day that was here used to do things to the food that was left inside the refrigerator i pissed my sister i think

00:05:48 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 1:

i may have told y'all this i pissed my sister off so bad one time she put like alcohol in a turkey sandwich that she made me really rubbing alcohol yeah like wait that's really bad i didn't eat it though like right at the moment she was like she was like no she was watching me she was like watching me and then i bit it well i went to buy it she's like no no no wait wait i mean she told

00:06:07 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 5:

me hey what's up claire hi hi um i'm calling because um the topic that you guys are talking about about peeing and the yeah stepmom stuff yeah it wasn't my stepmom but it was my older brother he put his hands on me and um assaulted me and ripped off my tried to rip off my chest and in result to that after that whole ordeal i ended up going home and going he lives with my parents and i ended up peeing in his shoes in his shoes oh my god you're trying to rip your

00:06:39 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 2:

jeez how you do that i mean that's that's crazy that's sad that he was like putting his hands on you like that putting his hands on another woman but peeing in the shoes doesn't seem so bad when When you think about it, it'll just dry out.

00:06:51 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 5:

I mean, they were his favorite workout shoes, so I decided to do it when he wasn't home and come to find out he still wears them, and I doubt he ever figured it out.

00:06:59 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 2:

Was it a yellow pee or was it a very hydrated pee?

00:07:04 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 5:

All I know is it smelled and I wasn't paying attention to what color it was.

00:07:07 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 2:

All right, I like it. Squishy. I'm sorry that happened to you. What's up, Robin? Hi.

00:07:13 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 4:

Hi. Oh, I had stepdaughters, and when they were 9 and 12, they would put dye inside my shampoo, and I have blonde hair. Oh, my God. They would put needles inside the, I call it the foo-foo you wash with, or in my chair. I'd go to sit down, and there'd be a pin sticking up in my chair, and I'd sit on it.

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 2:

What did you do to them, Robin, that made them not like you?

00:07:37 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 4:

They were just mad at the whole world. I mean, they used to love me, but when we got custody of them, they just weren't happy. And I was a good stepmom.

00:07:48 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

Do you think their mom had anything to do with them doing stuff like that to you? Like she said, do this to her?

00:07:55 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

No, it's just she was a very bad mom at the time, doing things she shouldn't have, that they were angry at the world. And according to the counselor, they just take it out on me.

00:08:06 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 2:

Oh, wow. That's sad. I'm sorry to hear that that happens. What's up, Rachel? How you doing?

00:08:13 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 6:

Hi, good morning. Good morning.

00:08:15 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 2:

Rachel had a stepmom. What did you do to your stepmom?

00:08:19 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 6:

Her and I, when I was growing up, we did not get along. But I used to put itching powder in her underwear. Oh, yeah. And I would also clean her toilet, my dad's toilet, with her toothbrush.

00:08:32 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Do you feel guilty now, looking at that you're a civilized human being now?

00:08:41 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 6:

No. That's enough. She was that bad? We're good now. We're okay. But, like, I was a kid. My mom used to give me these ideas. See?

00:08:49 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 5:

I told you.

00:08:50 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 6:

Does your stepmom know that you used to do this? Yes. Yeah, she knows.

00:08:56 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

She thought she had crabs. Watch out. I got to be careful when I go home.

00:09:00 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 2:

Word of warning. Word of warning. Watch out for the moms. giving the kids things to do to the stepmom. Hello, Bob. What's going on, Bob?

00:09:13 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning, guys. Morning.

00:09:15 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 2:

What's going on?

00:09:17 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 3:

So I had two stepkids, both boys, but the one would always use all of my body wash and everything in the shower.

00:09:25 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 2:

Oh.

00:09:26 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 3:

And we'd buy him his own, still wouldn't use it. So I was leaving for a trip one time for work, And that morning, I decided to squirt about a half a bottle of blue food coloring in to the body wash. And after I was at the airport, I got a picture about an hour later of this poor kid looking like a smurf.

00:09:50 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you are such a mean stepdad. Oh, my gosh. How dare you do that?

00:09:55 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 3:

That's better than me, though.

00:09:57 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

No, that's horrible, though.

00:10:00 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 8:

wow what kind of body wash were you using just uh a man wants to know i i don't even remember this was like 10 years ago i love the uh the dove men's i i swear to you there's something good about it smell it smells so good uh what am i grabbing here any more step parents here i've put my menstrual pads oh oh here you go tay tay what did you do

00:10:28 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 7:

okay this is really bad and i never told anybody about this yes um so i used to live in this apartment um where they had like washers and dryers that were for everybody and someone took out my clothes out of the dryer and put their clothes in the dryer so i was really mad and i took off my uh menstrual pad and threw it in the dryer with their clothes oh my god that's awful were they was it all white sitting there no it was a couple colored clothes but i'm sure they found

00:11:03 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 8:

it oh that is disgusting that is disgusting uh somebody said that that's a different kind of dryer sheet somebody said that you can murder some murder people with uh visine erin is that right

00:11:15 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 6:

that is true and there was recently a trial on court tv where a wife put bison in her husband's drink and if you do that listen mojo you just pull people live on the radio how to do it um but yes that's true it can kill you interesting i did not know that that was

00:11:34 - 00:11:38 | Speaker 8:

always one of the ones where it's supposed to give you the runs so i never knew about that

00:11:39 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 6:

Maybe if you do a non-murder dose. A non-murder dose, exactly. That's crazy. A non-murder dose?

00:11:45 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, quantity matters. Hey, three drops, you'll die. Zach, is there a way to get an instant replay of Kevin's... I can do it live. No, no. Okay. In the chamber. In the dirty and the 30, let's have an instant replay of Kev's... Okay. Kev's gas, okay? We put it up on the board. I'm locked and loaded. Gabe, what do you want to say about Kev?

00:12:11 - 00:12:18 | Speaker 7:

Hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning, Gabe. Hey, you're not slick, Kev. I know you need another pair of pants. That was too easy.

00:12:19 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 8:

I'm telling you. What do you think about this one? I notice he's kind of moving in his seat a little bit. I think he's got some issues.

00:12:27 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 5:

They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first-ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:12:57 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 3:

The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

00:13:11 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 2:

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

00:13:26 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 3:

Listen to The Way End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:13:32 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 4:

I'm Mangesh Atikadur and I'm back with a new season of my podcast Skyline Drive This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us And I get into a bit of trouble along the way

00:13:53 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 9:

I'd say probably start bone smashing That doesn't work Make it look more defined They say it works, I don't know

00:13:59 - 00:14:05 | Speaker 4:

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:14:05 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 1:

hey this is chuck from stuff you should know and we're submitting our most sciencey episodes for your peer review with our new stuff you should know doing science playlist out now you want to know about occam's razor simplest explanation is usually the right one we got you covered wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw jurassic park well come on down so distill a nice pot of tea everybody turn down the gas on your bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the Stuff You Should Know Doing Science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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