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treat cure or prevent any disease it's mojo in the morning show phone number 844 mojo live 844 665-6548. Text is 95500. Shannon, did you go to the bathroom yet? I did. I use the men's. Can I tell you?

I didn't care. A guy walked out, I was like, I'm going right in. I wasn't going to pee my pants. Can I tell

you a pee your pants moment here right now before we get into anything else? I had to pee so bad. This is not even one of those pees where you feel like you can withstand like even waiting another minute and i was off of uh uh m59 in white lake and i know nothing in that area except for actually i know the dealership that advertises with you kevin yeah there's lots over there well this is the interesting i wasn't even close to that that's how far off the area i was i thought all right i'm just gonna pull over to the side of the road and i'm gonna pee off the side of the road and i've seen people do this where they pull off side of the road they open up their car door and then they open up the other car door and they pee off to the side yeah and all that kept going through my head while i'm you know trying to figure out if i could do this was mojo gets indecent exposure and now i'm on sex offenders list because i'm hanging out i don't even know what town that was in i have no clue what town that was in we see you on metro detroit news on instagram believe me that's what i that'd be the first place that would post it too so i decide that i'm gonna pull off and there was i don't even know what it was an antique store or something if anybody lives in that area tell me exactly what the hell the place was i walk in and i knock on the door it was like the lady's house and the lady the lady let me go and pee in her house i would i had to pee so bad that i actually went to a complete stranger's house i'm surprised you did that would you what would you

let anybody in you won't let a stranger pee you could pee outside my house but i don't need that's

how nice people are that live and i don't even know what community that was it's too crazy no shannon would you do that no uh there's no way so where would you would you rather people

used to do it all the time by the way when i i i always talk about the dream cruise and if you live in the detroit area you know all about the dream cruise which is happening here in the next couple of weeks but i used to i used to live like right off of woodward and so people would park their cars in front of my house and then walk out to woodward to go to the dream cruise and i had several people knock on my door to go to the bathroom because there was no bathroom around

i'm like there is no way no um i want to know when the when the last time is and not just guys because guys it matters not because you guys pee out at golf courses all the time i want to know the last time a woman has peed out in public? When's the last time you peed? I want to talk to my real ladies out here. 844 Mojo Live.

She got her hand raised.

Have you ever been in the Pine Knob parking lot after a concert?

That's where I lasted it, actually. And I did that exact thing. I opened my driver door. I opened the back door, and I peed. And there was no waiting.

I do it for Josiah. Sometimes we pull over. And I only do, like, the driver's side or the passenger. I've never thought about boxing him in with the one in the front and back.

You just got to hope that he doesn't blow it right back at you. Aaron, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. What's happening? Morning. Congratulations to the winners. Awesome for them. And then I also want to say that years ago we went to the Rochester Lights, and a friend, we had a friend with us, She peed her pants in the car and had to put on snow pants.

until we got back to her house.

Yeah, that's tough, too, because the Rochester lights are so popular, so you're kind of like boxed in once you're on the road right there.

Oh, yeah. It, by the way, is the worst feeling in the world when you feel it in your eyeballs.

That's what I was feeling before I ran to the bathroom. Honestly, I looked at you, I was like, I have to go.

Like, you're literally up to your eyeballs in urine, I think. You're full. That is right there.

she was actually crying because uh she was embarrassed by it but we were like oh it's all right it's okay we'll pull over we end up going somewhere and getting her changed so she actually had clothes we all felt so bad for her man oh man poor girl what's up day how

you doing i'm doing good um so i used to work at a nightclub and you know people come out all the time at the end of the night they have to go to the bathroom it was like my first night i was working at the back door and I see this girl she's like I have to go to the bathroom I have to go to the bathroom and she's with her friend and she just goes like off the sidewalk and then she's like pees on the on the like on the dirt and then she's like crying and she's trying to give her boyfriend a hug and he's just trying to like arch over and give her a hug without like really touching

her it was hilarious do you have is anybody ever used that as their way to get into the club without having to wait in one of those lines all the time all the time yeah that's smart

yeah but in those situations do you like walk them to the bathroom and walk them out or you

just give up at that point so you got it uh no i just point them to the back of the line

i like it that's my kind of uh bouncer right there that sounds like the bouncers that used to be at the clutch cargoes back in the day what's up kaylee hi tiki bobs hey um so i was

outside a second best downtown i was waiting on one of my friends to come outside could not get in it was the end of the night and i was parked like probably three cars down from the door and just popped my car door open i had napkins and had to squat and pee i didn't have an option

she had to go yeah and the worst would be in downtown in detroit for anybody that's down you know you're at an in for a concert or game the worst is the the stores don't let you use their bathrooms i don't know what their their their deal is or whatever and you don't know like can you walk in i mean you get i hope you get into like a i don't know like the book cadillac or one of those hotels to try to go up here.

And it's busy. So if you pee outside, somebody's watching.

How about the Lions game trying to get out of that parking garage? How long did it take you and George to get out of the parking garage that one night?

I think it took forever, man. It literally took, I think, an hour and a half just to get out of the parking garage.

Do you pee in the back of George's car?

I'd do it in the front.

What's up, Gale?

Good morning, everybody. The Florida Party Gale is here. Hi. Hi. So I don't even have to have any excuse to go outside and go to the bathroom. I used to work for a company that we worked outside more often, and I even ordered one of those stand-up peewees for the girls because, I mean, we've got time to really squat. What do you do? Describe it to us.

Do you squat over it and it's like a funnel?

It is. No, you hold it up. You actually have to stand to pee. And as a woman, that's really hard to train your brain to let your lady-based know it's okay to stand up to pee.

but yeah i ain't got no hope but then it is like this right here yeah yes it is like a fun one i don't know why she said no that that looks like something you use that like kids use it at the

the beach to make like sand cows right what's up tanya hey so i was an uber driver for two and a half years in detroit um and i used to pee outside almost every single day and depending on which area of detroit i was in like my coffee cup that i would i would get i would keep it because i would get too nervous to get outside my car um so i would pee in my cup and throw it outside and then

throw the cup in a garbage bag you have to have like i guess one of those large mcdonald's cups or big gulp cups from like you have to have one of those just randomly in your car okay my large

The 7-Eleven coffee cup worked fine. I did have, at one point in time, one of my friends that was an Uber driver as well had bought me one of them, like, portable toilet things, like, that fold and collapse, and it was awful. I was like, this is the worst thing in the world because it just, how do you clean it after you have to take it all the way home?

Exactly, then it smells. Yeah.

I threw it away. After the first day, I was like, yeah, no, this is garbage.

You would not believe how many drivers, delivery drivers, are texting in right now going, now you're talking about a topic that I can relate to. Those poor Amazon and UPS. Gas drivers and stuff. You know they got pee bottles. They've got to, right? You have to. In those trucks. All right. Well, congratulations again to Tracy Sinclair from Canton, Michigan. Winner of our Summer of Cars, Cash, and Gas. There she is. Look at this. Look at the smile on her face. You know what this place reminded me of? When church ends, at the end of church, and the priest goes, you may now go on to, you know. Have a blessed day. It's like everybody ran to the parking lot. They all were trying to take off on us. Or are they going to look at some new cars? I hope so.

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