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How'd you do on the morning show? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Producer KP in studio with us this morning. KP with something. It's funny, by the way. Can I just give you a compliment for something? Besides, we'll get in your topic I thought you did a fantastic job Arranging our little photo shoot That we did yesterday Like that was actually You have this eye You have this photography eye Are you a photographer or what's your story?

I'm not a photographer, I'm just a fanatic About having it look the way I want it to look

You know why he's complimenting you? Because it was done in two minutes You knew what you wanted, you took two pictures We were done

People had things to do so I wanted to get it done Not that it was awful I loved how we all got together. It was super funny. But, like, yeah.

Can I tell you why I'm complimenting you? My wife made me. Oh, did she really? Yes. Thank you, Chelsea. So let me just say that. So the other day we were having a text conversation in our group chat, our group text. And it was Shannon asking the question, hey, I've got on my calendar. Are we doing this group photo shoot? And I quickly answered, probably not like anything else. I answered in a negative way. and then the next question was asked and the next question was asked and it was like something else and i answered a negative and it is and then i said to chelsea i go i go chelsea am i being too negative on this one and she read it and she goes you she it's she sounded like a kindergarten teacher to me she's like you are killing her spirits as she said about kp because kp kp had such a positive attitude about the whole thing and she was really positive like you guys can wear whatever you want you can do this or here's an idea like she was giving all these ideas you sent examples and she was like she just started on the show and you're killing her spirits right now and you got to stop this you got to can't be negative and then we're having a conversation and chelsea was at was talking and she's like you know and i have not even had an opportunity to get a chance to to meet kp so we're actually doing lunch this uh or dinner this uh this week we're gonna go to dinner on friday night i like i'm excited about this she's very excited by the way chelsea is yeah actually to be honest with you it's funny i said i said chelsea because i asked you yesterday on a text i said would you rather do dinner lunch or whatever you know would you like it to be during the week or on the weekends and you answered the way i would have answered which was friday or saturday night because honestly i am you know the week is just so much i'm not you i fall asleep i fell asleep a couple of times during the week i fall asleep too like

I go home and my grandparents are just, like, waking. My grandpa actually woke me up at the kitchen table yesterday. Wow. I stayed at work at home until four. I know. And I got home. And, yeah, so I drove home in the traffic and then I got home and literally laid on the table while the microwave was.

going off and i fell asleep in the two minutes oh my gosh did you have to reheat up the whatever you're eating no i just ate it because i actually was so hungry oh yeah so hungry so chelsea actually

said oh we're gonna do it friday night and she's like yeah why don't i just go to dinner with her which actually probably be better yeah no there i am being negative again see there i am no no no no i think it will be good it will be fun um but you did great yesterday i thought that That was awesome. I'm looking forward to this coming out during the holidays, a special photo. It'll be out. You'll see it on our social media and stuff. I know. Our photo shoots are, call Crystal in promotions and ask her if she'll take a picture for us. We're right down the hall. That shows you how much budget we have on this radio show.

Y'all stress me out anyways.

Yeah.

I was having way too much fun, and nobody else was having fun.

Megan, your faces were so good. I'm looking at these pictures like, oh, my God, Megan, you're making me die laughing.

I was peeing my pants while we were taking these photos, and everybody else was like, can we just get this over with?

Well, the thing we realized with you, Megan, is you get so excited just to be around people.

You say that like it's a negative thing.

No, it's interesting because people don't understand that you're in there by yourself all day, right?

Oh, my God. I'm talking literally to a wall right now.

So it's kind of nice. It's fun to have people that are hanging out.

It would be nice if it wasn't you guys.

She's not wrong. Megan, I'm having Chelsea call you and telling you you're being negative. You're killing my spirits. That's going to be my new thing, by the way. You're killing my spirits. If somebody says anything negative to me, I'm going to say that from now on.

To be fair, when you sent that message in, I was like, oh, shoot. Is that like him saying that I keep dropping the ball on appointments that I set? What have I forgotten? No, just as a show. What does he say? It's history. We have these great ideas, and then it gets to be that day, and we're like, yeah, we don't really want to do that. To be fair, our TikTok that we were going to do, I was so excited about it, but then I got COVID. So that was the thing I could control.

KP, we come up with excellent ideas, and we amount to about 4% of them that make it on the air or on our social media. So that's usually the case. And you, so far, we're at about 10% with this. All right, so KP, for those that don't know, she, like, actually working on the show is not different than being part of your family. there's a lot of people on the show and there's a lot of people in your family you have a lot of

siblings yeah so i'm the oldest of six and then i have two stepbrothers so technically i have eight um so jeez what is holidays like in that house nuts so the holiday break for me wasn't exactly a break just because we had so many family events happening i had to go you know see grandparents this day mom this day dad this day and my sister emily she's studying design and art in philly she was home for the weekend and uh god siblings we always get in like these petty little tussles I feel like I was excited to see her and I actually took some of my siblings to go see Elf the musical and I got them popcorn and stuff and they they loved it but my sister on Thanksgiving got mad at me because I decided that I was so tired and I wanted to go home at like 11 it was late like I wanted to go go home and I'm like all right I'm just gonna leave just like, well, can you just drive me home? Like I'm here and I'm in town. Why don't you just drive me home? They're like, no, Emily, it's 45 minutes to there to get back. You know, like I want to go to bed. And it got me thinking about the petty things that siblings do and what my brother Aaron, one of my brothers did to Emily three years ago or five years ago. Now, actually she was doing her laundry and my brother was too lazy to take her clothes out of the dryer. So he put it in a garbage bag And then put it in our family's storage room Instead of putting it in a basket Or putting it in her room That's what he did Because he just wanted to get rid of it Wanted to toss it And my sister three years later Goes into the storage room And finds her clothes

Oh my god

Three years later

Wait a second I'm sure she was missing them for those three years What did she think happened to them?

I don't even think she realized that they were gone Until she found them Do you realize when your clothes are gone

That's such a brother sister thing to do But also that's something that a husband does to a wife Oh that's stupid If you do that I have gone in to go do laundry And I don't know what needs to be dried And what needs to be hung up And there have been times where I've gotten myself into trouble Because I'll take it out of the washer Because I want to put something in the washer And I'll put it right on top of the dryer And it will sit there for days And I'm like wait a second and you should come back for your clothes. But I love the pettiness of sibling fights because I think now back at all the mean things I used to do to my sister all the time, and she would do equally mean things. It was just like, these are the people you're supposed to love the most, but when you are like teenagers or-

I'm the oldest of three girls. We were rotten to each other. And like if my sisters and I would get mad, I was, they used to bully me, but I was just as mean back to them. And I would, we would take my mom's lipstick and we would write nasty notes to each other on our bedroom mirrors. My mom would get so mad because not only then would she have to clean it up, but we'd ruin her lipstick. I mean, we were just, my sister would always steal my clothes, put them in her backpack and change at school. So I would see her in the hallways in my stuff.

But you guys get along nowadays, right? We do. You and your sisters? We do, yeah. Spike, there's still a little adult rivalry between you and Patty, your sister, right?

There's no rivalry. She's just a little nuts. She's lived a very sheltered life under the wing of her mother, never lived more than a mile apart from home. My parents have babied her and treated her as the 15-year-old princess in the house.

Megan, we need you.

What is it?

Wait a second. Megan, do we get a Christmas letter this year?

Oh, my God. I don't know. I haven't seen anything yet.

Hey, Megan, isn't it feel good when you hear KP tell stories about her siblings, Shannon about hers, Spike about his, mine about mine? Aren't you happy you only have one sibling?

I'm legit terrified of your relationships growing up because that never happened in my house. But it might be different because we were boy-girls. So I wasn't stealing his clothes. He wasn't stealing mine. but uh no y'all are just psychopaths who are terrorizing your siblings i did to my sister

one year so um we have always shared room always we seriously i never had my own room growing up so when i got my own room in college it was like literally disneyland um but i did this to my sister she was sleeping and she got up to go to the bathroom and i we had bunk beds at the time and i put myself between the wall and her bed she was the bottom bunk and i covered myself in stuffed animals and to scare her when she came back and she came back she got into bed and I could not scare her I was I could not contain my laughter and the laughter was scarier than than the scream than the like the the go out and say boo or something laughing stuffed animals was scarier I got in so much trouble I think I was grounded for the entire summer really yeah that got you grounded in your house oh my god yeah oh my house she was terrified we pulled weapons on

each other and never got grounded for stuff like that. That's amazing.

What kind of weapon? Like a pocket knife?

Nah, you had knives and stuff, my brother. I remember one time my brother seriously threw a knife across.

My brother threw a knife at me, and it ended up sticking in the drywall. And then he went chasing me with this big glass ashtray to hit me in the head.

I'm sorry. We're KP's in the studio, so we don't have anybody screening our calls. Who is this?

Hello?

Yes, hi.

Hey, got a quick question from you. So I won Jingle Ball tickets a few weeks ago, and I just wanted to know. I didn't get any e-mails.

You're going to be – this is good to actually talk about here. You're going to be – this week is when they send out all the Jingle Ball tickets, but you've got to look in your e-mail for –

It's all electronic tickets now.

Yeah, it's all electronic the way that it comes to you. So whatever e-mail you gave, keep looking in there and look in your spam folders too because later this week it's going to be sent out. You'll get them by next week. All right?

Okay, cool. Thank you, Mojo. We didn't forget you.

Quick question.

you come from a big family or small family i come from a family of five oh geez so do you have any

sibling rivalries like is there a brother or sister in your family that that you just like

you know pester or they pester you yeah it's pretty much my younger sister because she's like uh you know a mom's daughter and she's the chosen one she's the favorite everything everything's buy the books with her, and if I slip or do anything out of the ordinary, my mom hears it, so I kind of just stay away from her a little bit more.

You got a patty. There's a patty in your house. That's what we call it. In Spike's family, it's his sister patty. All right, thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate you checking in with us, and congratulations on your tickets.

Hey, thanks, Tommy. You guys have a great day.

I appreciate it. Did you call me Tom? Yes, you did. I love when people do that. I just call you Tom. We're friends. He's trying to flex. He's your buddy. I love it. That's all right. Tom in the morning. What's going on? Poncho, one of our Mojo in the Morning misfits, what's happening?

Morning, morning, morning. I've had my brother make me go get stitches in the back of the head because I wouldn't give him a ball. So he threw something at my head.

By the way, that's when you know that you got family, when you got to go get stitches because of them. That's big.

I just posted the meme of the kid with the arrow through his eye and everybody's like, don't tell mom, don't tell mom, don't tell mom. I'm so sorry, don't tell mom. Because that's what siblings do. They fight until somebody has to go to the hospital and then you're like, no, no, I'll fix it. I'll buy you anything. Just don't tell mom.

What's up? Who is this? Raquel. Raquel. Hi, Raquel.

Hi.

So when I was younger, I'm the oldest of four girls. I had to share one room with them. They had their own bunk bed, and I had my own bed, and I had to duct tape off part of the room on the carpet so they wouldn't leave their things on my side of the room.

Oh, wow.

Did it work?

Because they were so young and they were so dirty. Yes, it worked because I just shoved everything on the other side of the duct tape.

I shared a room with my brother, Bill, who, this is no joke, at night you used to say that he was going to kill me when my eyes were closed. and i and i would cry down to my mom and dad and say bill's gonna kill me and my mom and dad were like he won't do that i'm like he would seriously yeah i had to share everyone with my sister for

like the first 10 years i growing up and i built a wall between the two beds like you don't talk to me don't make noise don't cross this wall what's going on yeah my the part of my bunk bed

was the other half to my brother's bunk bed so i ended up moving my bunk bed into his room and tried to share with him before my parents noticed then they noticed because we're about a year apart and then they're like nope got to go back to the other room yeah that's yeah siblings you know

where would we be without them hopefully they'll give well they'll give us like an organ if we ever need an organ donation that's what i try to figure with mine what's up audrey hey so me and

my sisters like always beat up each other and i'm the youngest so my sisters were always like terrible to me i was their punching bag um but when i was a little kid i got cancer and so my parents had to list like a fingers off policy on me and wait it took you having cancer because like when you go through chemo and stuff like that like you i already had sensitive skin so it grew super easily so my parents were like we're gonna know oh my goodness if i bumped the wall it was like it was nothing nothing and um so my sister is almost let me in the hospital again one more time by like getting me stressed out and stuff and um it was just hilarious and they always like always got in trouble if they were like getting into things with me and my mom's like no you can't do that so and um well to make up for we gotta we gotta make a wish so i think

Wait, if you got to make a wish as a little girl with cancer, did you ever want to piss off your family and say, I'm not taking you with?

You know, I did, though. My sister wanted to go to Mall America or go on a cruise, and I said, no, it's my wish.

That's amazing.

What did you do for your wish? We had a wonderful time.

Yeah, what did you do on your wish?

Oh, so we went to Orlando, Florida. We stayed at Give Kids to World Village. We went to Disney World, Orlando. That's cool.

And you're doing great now?

Yes, I'm 17 years cancer-free. Oh, amen. That's beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for letting me share my story. We get along great now.

That's cool. That's nice to know. Hannah, what would your sister do?

So my sister, she's 15 years older than me. And when I was little, she used to tackle me to the ground to rip my loose teeth out. Oh, my. No. no no no no wow yeah she um yeah she liked doing that i remember the one time she had me laying on the kitchen floor and tackled me to get my tooth out and i had friends coming over and all my friends walked in at like the same time and this was happening oh my god that's crazy was she trying

to get your money uh from the tooth fairy or what was her story no i think she just like picking on

me and i don't know if that was just like her way of doing it and also if i would stick my tongue out at her she would drag me to the kitchen and put soap in my mouth oh my god what does she do

for a living today um she's a hairstylist she's a dentist mike yeah that's what i thought she was

uh what's up matt how you doing i'm good how are you guys doing good what did your siblings do all right so when me and my sister were younger um we were playing hide and go seek and i decided to hide in the dryer and she knew that i went in the dryer no no no no no the dryer on no oh my gosh that is so dangerous yeah and you'd like some things that are in the dryer kind of like uh i don't even know what you call them but they're clinking me around in the head and stuff and How did you get out? Well, they're older dryers, so all you had to do was kick the door and it just opened.

That would be, by the way, something that would happen to me if I was skinny. They put me in the dryer. I couldn't fit in the dryer, thank God. All right, thanks for the call.

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