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What's in the morning? I wrote this actual stat down, and I thought, oh, I'm going to bring this up on the air because this is actually a very good question because it has happened with my relationship. my wife cannot let a phone call just ring without having to pick up the phone so if her cell phone or my cell phone goes off and I don't know if this is just a mom thing if the phone goes off instantly she starts thinking the worst like if our phone rings at night and we're laying in bed instantly it's is Jacob okay is Joey okay you know is Luke okay Yeah, Luke's upstairs. He's like actually in the house. So if the phone rings, she will make me or she will go pick it up. And when I saw this stat, I thought to myself, oh, son of a bitch. This must be just like a female thing. This must actually be just something that they do because you ready for this one? 12% of women have answered the phone during sex. 12% of women have done that Oh, there you go Yeah, thank you

That could not have been more perfect timing

That's wonderful Who's listening and called me? I love that You're getting bumped there in that one 12% of women have answered the phone during sex

Yeah, you got a lot to do

Oh my gosh, how insulting that would be

You got a lot to do, you got one thing to do That's it Doing what you're doing

I can only really be doing this one time I want to punch you in the face right now. Like, you don't think that women, the school calls were picking up the phone. No. I'm saying this.

I'm saying how bad for your man's ego, or woman's ego, depending on who you're with.

Or maybe that man can feel sympathetic that we've got a lot on our plate. And even in a moment of pure fun for us, we still have responsibilities in the real world that we have to acknowledge.

Just so you know, before Chelsea and I ever make love, We call it love, by the way. That's what we call it. Before we ever bake cookies, I always say, please put up your tray tables. Put your phones in airplane mode. You know what I mean? Turn off your phone. You know what I need to have? I'm going to call Paul Glanz, and I'm going to ask Paul Glanz, our friend from Imagine Theaters, to record the intro to our having sex. It's very rude that you would have your phone on at that particular time.

Well, I think your phone's always on. you mean just like your attention going right right have you done this at all i i was starting to say i did it one time that i can recall that's it and this was years ago and i i had maybe just started working for this show it was you really it was you i mean you know i i didn't have the rapport with you now where i'm like oh it's mojo i'll call him back i'll see him tomorrow we're

good but at that time i was so nervous who was the poor bastard that you were fooling around with it was andrew oh andrew i love you so much i'm sorry about that yeah so i answered the phone once

one time why your kids aren't out partying somewhere they're at home because she told me

It was before my wife. She told me to answer the phone. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah, go ahead and answer. And then she didn't want to stop. So she kept going.

Oh, okay. Well, that's different. She thought it'd be fun.

It was like a challenge. The thrill of you getting caught.

Who were you on the phone with? It was somebody here that I worked with that I don't work with anymore. But he was an old morning show host.

Sir, would you like to extend your warranty?

Uh-uh. Farther back.

Oh, further back. Okay. yeah could you imagine i get those calls all the time like i get now now my new favorite call is my new favorite call is the person who's trying to tell me the account number that i haven't paid for and then when you ask them the question what was it they just give you the account number so they don't they won't tell you exactly what it is we're a bill we're we're calling from a collection agency and it's account number blah blah i'm like yeah i know but what did i buy and they won't tell you exactly what they what you bought they will uh they will just but they do daytime calls they

don't really do nighttime calls do they oh yeah i get them at night especially do you really that's

when they know you're home see i would think that's illegal that they call you past a certain

time everything all those calls should be illegal maybe i should start answering if i see it spam

help me last longer in bed start a side conversation um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 What would be a good title for this? Maybe felonious interruptus is what we will call this. What's going on? Hello. Emma. Hello. There you are. Hi. How are you doing, Emma? Wait. You say that you answer the phone during sex?

No, no, no. My husband answered the phone one time.

Oh.

So we were kind of, I wasn't facing him necessarily. We were in a third position. Okay. You don't have to explain. Go ahead. And I was like Well maybe I'm not making enough commotion So I started making some noise I look back and he's on the phone with his best friend He's like no way you just got a deer

Oh my gosh

I would be living Yeah I would instantly go out to bed And I was like no And he left shortly after it Because he had to go help him But I was like never again

You have to understand though That during deer hunting season A lot of these guys never get one So that's pretty exciting.

Yeah, it was exciting, but I was also still pretty, you know.

Yeah, I get it. That's like, that's actually very funny, though. That's funny that you didn't even know he was on the phone until you heard him talking. That had to be the most unbelievable vibrating phone that goes on because I can still hear vibrating phones. Can't you guys? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, going on. Thank you for the call. The texter that said that they answered the phone only to get human resources on the other end from their work. Like, if I saw my work calling in, like, Shannon, that was ridiculous that you would even pick up the phone at that particular moment.

But, like, I was, you know, newer to this job. And, like, I was nervous.

Nothing work-related is more important than that.

Well, I know that now.

What's going on, Jordan?

so i unfortunately didn't answer the phone for this one i bumped the call it ended up being my parents reminding us that we were hanging out so they showed up like 15 minutes later

were you in the clear by then uh no no oh come on it's jordan come on

By the way, Jordan, I would tell that story to everybody

just so they would know that I lasted more than 15 minutes. Wait, does that 15 minutes also include foreplay? Because if that's the case, we're not counting. I'm going to plead the fifth. All right.

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Betrayal Weekly is back with brand new stories from threatening text messages disturbing a small Midwestern town.

It was from an unknown number. Who else is getting these messages? Why did it start with us? To long cons and stolen identities.

Who lies about being this sick? This was the last time I ever believed a word she said.

Listen to Betrayal Weekly on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.