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Picking a Fight to Get a Better Gift
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Picking a Fight to Get a Better Gift

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November 17, 2022 | 00:07:49 | Leisure

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Picking a fight to get a better present. So I was with my friends from Lucido Fine Jewelry, family owned, and operated my good uh friends our good friends awesome uh vince and joe and fran and all the entire family family operation with their three locations in birmingham rochester and the home

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base in sterling heights looks to be there today at the uh sterling heights yeah it's been stuff

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for them well tell tell joe he's he's the sexiest man i've ever seen at his age i would say at his Okay, so they were telling me a story about a woman who is a big customer of theirs, been a customer for a long time, who picks fights with her husband just to get him to buy big gifts for her. Oh, my gosh. So she will call, I don't know if it's Joe or Vince or Fran, call ahead of time and say to them, hey, I'm about ready to drop a big one. So if he comes in, I want you to show him, and then she'll tell him what piece of jewelry that they want.

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Like she has a wish list.

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Let me just say this. This woman has gotten some very expensive Rolex watches. She's gotten some unbelievable diamond jewelry and stuff like that.

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But how toxic. That's got to be so exhausting to be in a relationship like that.

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Spike, women are smarter than us. If we would have thought of that, we would have done it. I'm telling you, that's the thing. It may be toxic, but I'm going to say this to her. Genius, as long as it's not my wife. But so what ends up happening is there are legit reasons why she picks a fight. Because obviously he's done something. Because obviously if he didn't, he's not going to go run off to Lucido Fine Jewelry and go and buy something. And so the guy ends up having to go buy I'm sorry gifts. And the I'm sorry gifts end up being like these really nice gifts. So they were telling me the story, and I'm thinking, I wonder if there are any other conniving people that are listening to the Mojo in the Morning Show that have ever done that. You know, with holidays coming up and gift giving will be happening, do you ever do this? Or do you ever do it at random times when you normally don't get a gift? Like do you ever, like in the middle of the year, like in June, you son of a, you know what, and then cause a fight.

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Next thing you know, you're wearing some brand new diamond earrings.

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Go sleep in the guest room. Oh, my God. Let me say this to you. When Chelsea has gone to sleep in our basement, it has caused me so much grief because all it does is make me feel like I'm the worst husband in the world. And it's crazy what that can do to me. So if she really wants to get a good gift this holiday season, go sleep there for one night and I'm going to be running out to go get the thing. That's a tough one. That's a very, very tough one in a relationship. And the funny, I will say this. I've bought at least three gifts I know in my marriage, my 20 plus years of being married. I have bought at least three I'm sorry gifts where I had to purchase something because I was like.

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I purchased something more than what I wanted to purchase right and did and did that solve the problem oh it always does we're still married you know what I mean like we weren't married it'd be like all right you stupid wasn't a good enough gift yeah you'd be I'd be stupid if that was the that was the case uh what's going on John yes hi John hey good morning guys what's up yeah

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I just want to make a quick comment I think like that's kind of matching the problem don't you

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think john we're doing a fun little topic yeah i know i don't give a rat's ass if if this is actually causing for them to have more problems i want people to call up and tell me what was the thing that they caused a fake fight with to get somebody to buy a gift to me i think right now

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more than ever people need to know that you know you need to be with your family and your loved ones and you shouldn't worry about yeah we know it's irrational and it's not you know it's not

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smart but you were also the guy too that was saying that early spike yeah bizarre right you

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know it's not normal behavior but no yeah you know it's genius though yeah i acknowledged that

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at the beginning of the conversation we said that's crazy don't do it but a lot of people

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do it and we want to hear about it and lots of people do it not just what's something crazy that

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you do that you would do for someone what would i do to try to get something bigger i always know

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no you want to know what mine is no let me tell no i'm not worried about making anybody happy my To get my wife to buy me something, I always pull out the sympathy card and tell her that, you know, I'll pull out like my mom or something died when I was 14. Oh, my God. So I'll say something about that. Oh, my God.

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That's so extreme, bro.

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I'll say something that will make me, you know.

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Can you fake cry?

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Oh, my gosh. Let me see. I start thinking about it. Hold on a second. Hold on.

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Hey, good morning. Thanks, guys.

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Bye, John.

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You're ruining it, John. What are you doing? Go, go.

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Go, go, go. Go, go, go. It's fine.

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All right. Hold on. Let me try this.

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He's trying. He's closing his eyes. You can't squeeze your eyes like that. No, you got to relax. Yeah, you got to just relax.

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Chick-fil-A line is eight miles long.

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No, too much stifling.

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No, too much. No, we got to work on this. You talk about my mom and I'll cry like a baby, so don't even bring that up. But that makes me cry all the time.

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Do you know couples who do this for sex, though? Oh. Because the makeup sex is so much better, right? It's definitely not a gift, but they do it on purpose because they know that the makeup sex is so much better.

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Everybody's always said that on this show. I don't know if I've ever had makeup sex. Really? Because to me, I'm Irish. I have Irish amnesia, which means you never forget. You hold a grudge forever.

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Well, you got to at least forget for the moments that you're in.

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I'd rather hold true to the grudge and be mad longer.

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Jen?

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Hi.

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How you doing?

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you you've picked fights to get what um so i have picked fights to get my husband to clean the house

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and it works it works smart yep it does what kind of fights do you pick i mean you can't go overboard so give us an example of one that was perfect to get the house clean i don't know i've been tired

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of him working so much it's frustrating that i get the kids all to myself and he'll just start cleaning the house, doing the dishes, and we just kind of do our own thing, and I'll be downstairs cleaning, he'll be upstairs cleaning, and then an hour later, the house is perfectly clean.

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And it's in a basis of truth there. Like, you're not gaslighting him. You really, you know, he's working long, and you got the kids all day, and there's an element of truth to that, so it's not too insane.

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Next time, go for the diamond earrings. Go big or go home.

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Although, sometimes it feels like you're wearing diamond earrings when you know you don't have to scrub a toilet. What's up, David?

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Oh, I've never had to buy anything, but I've definitely started some for some loving.

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Yeah? A little make-up sex making it fun, huh?

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Yeah, sometimes they're not in the mood and be like, I can't believe you did that. And then it starts an argument, and then, you know, a little bit later, we're happy.

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What was that noise you just made, David?

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He was trying to do.

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Hand claps.

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Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. I love it. Thank you for the call, David. Appreciate it. Thank you. Texter's here saying that they are going to start doing this now. Like, what a genius idea to try to get better gifts.

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This is what my brother did when he was in trouble with my mom. He would go, you're so pretty. You're so pretty. You're so pretty.

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We got to coach him a little.

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