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Mojo In The Morning

Pity Sex

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May 23, 2025 | 00:08:09 | Leisure

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Have you ever had pity sex? If you're somebody that's ever had pity sex, will you admit to it and just tell me what was the reason why you decided to have it? Like, you know, maybe you gave it up because you kind of felt bad for somebody or somebody was going through something tough. so I tried to pull the whole let's have sex thing with Chelsea and she wasn't buying it at all I try to explain to her that I'm kind of getting like frustrated with the recovery from the shoulder surgery and stuff it's been almost three weeks can you guys believe that it's almost been

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three weeks I don't know how you're handling that that because that is not a normal sling where you can actually move your arm around it is strapped to you it is tight it is

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well and also when I get it out when I pull it out i pull i pull my arm out my arm is so weak because of i haven't really been doing a lot with it so i'm kind of like i feel like you look at me and i look like i'm you know a person that's turning learning how to walk again and stuff you know what i mean like i i sat there and i looked at chelsea at one point and i'm like looking at her and i'm like i need you to help me you know one of those things and that's your fun arm and so i said to her i said to her last night we're just hanging out and i go hey you think we can like you know and she kind of looked at me like no you just had shoulder surgery whatever like she's loving this she's thinking that with shoulder surgery and they told me i had six months of physical therapy she's got six months where she's got to do nothing you know what i mean like there's no sex at all like she's she's she wants my doctor uh his phone number so that she can call him up and have him write a script for no sex for six months like this is like the greatest thing ever for her and i'm trying to explain to her that i'd like to have a little pity sex i had a traumatic thing happen to me they cut me open yeah by the way i cut so i got my staples taken out and i had somebody actually that i showed the staples to a friend get all freaked out when they saw the staples not them pulling them out but they thought i should have groomed to go get my thing done because i have a

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little bit of hair on my shoulders didn't they save it when you got your surgery they did but It grew back that much, because I saw the video. You sent it to all of us. I know.

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It grew back. Either she did a really bad job shaving the thing, or it grows back very fast.

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Hey, I got a full head on my head. You can't shave around that, though. That's a lot.

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No.

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That wasn't a lot. No, yeah.

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Do you think, can I post that picture, by the way? Yeah, I think so. I want to post the picture. My friend says that I needed to go to Sandy or Julie over at B-Wax and have them wax.

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No, that's a sense of humor. Heck no.

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A little sugar wax. Yeah. I think you do deserve some pity sex, though.

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Thank you, Kevin.

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Or at least, you know, some form of sex.

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Yes.

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Something to lift your spirits. Call Chelsea up. To lift your spirits.

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When you call Chelsea, Kevin's going to talk to Chelsea. Yeah, I'll do it. Thank you. I appreciate that. Have you ever had pity sex, Shannon?

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Well, I was going to tell you, you have to be really careful. because so Wes had to get his nose done he had a nose job he broke his nose four times they basically had to recreate a nose for him out of his rib which is so disgusting like that's how torn apart his his nose was it wasn't for vanity it was like a year ago or something like that it was like two years ago okay and so his whole face and his rib his left rib was all bandaged up because of this, it was like eight.

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in a half hour surgery. It's crazy. And they said to him, like, no physical activity. You got like, that man did not care. And same thing was like, giving me the puppy eyes. And I'm like, how, how, like, is that even going to, God forbid I like hit your nose or hit your rib or whatever. And he made me feel so bad that he had just been put through the ringer with this surgery. And it was the oddest sex I've ever had because of the position.

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But I mean, I did feel bad. You could take care of him. He doesn't need to do anything. He could sit back and relax.

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That's not what he wanted, though.

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It's like staking a BJ day all over again.

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I've had pity sex, and I've given pity sex. I had pity sex because I had COVID. And I was like, man, I'm just in this bed so long. Like, ugh, I just want to feel what it's like to live again. I was able to live again. And then given pity sex, I was off and on. But I was sometimes I've been in situations where I haven't titled the relationship, even though we kind of know what it is. But I still have like the flexibility of saying we're not in a relationship. I've lived that life before. But I knew that I was going to end this relationship with somebody because I had somebody else that I really wanted to be in a relationship with. And I had never ate her cookies. Oh, my God. And I was like, you know what?

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Let me send you off the right way. So this was your going out with a bang, so to speak.

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Oh, my God.

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And you were going to send her on her way. Did she know she was getting broken up on?

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It was kind of tailing off.

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Oh, my God. This is going to be our last time. So you guys had a little cookies. All right, what's going on, Kelsey?

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Hey, guys. First time, long time. Hey, Kelsey on the phone. And first of all, just a quick comment. I would say to the Desert Island comment, Shannon, I would take you and I would take Wes because I just adore you guys. And you guys would give me hope. so oh or that or that i did i did meet her at the car show and yeah i would have your engine

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that's sweet no that's so sweet uh pity sex who would you have you ever had pity sex

00:07:05 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 4:

oh yeah so i was dating this guy um we were fun for a long time and he always wanted to date me so it was kind of one of those things i was like okay we'll try it so when i ended up breaking up with him it was really emotional ended up being like a 12 hour breakup um and we had sex two times through it throughout it man but every time after i was like yeah i still don't want to be with

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you sorry did you feel bad though that you were only giving him sex because you felt bad that

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you were breaking up with him no it's just because i have such a hard time with that like i hate hurting people so it was like okay i'll give you a little bit and then that's why it ended up probably being more traumatic for him but that was why it was an eight-hour breakup because you

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guys were resting in the middle just to go have sex with each other yeah and then it would be like

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the whole like oh so is there is a chance and i'm like no so i really screwed myself there you're

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playing with the guy's mind for god's sake rob hi what's going on what's going on i got a black

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eye so yes it was pity sex wait who gave you the black guy the lady i had i had sex with um I was at a party, and she had a hole in her jeans, and I started messing with it. She turned and gave me a black eye.

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And so because she hits you in the eye, you're like, all right, now you got to give it up?

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No, actually, she was her idea. I was on my way out the door after I got punched, and she's like, you're staying after.

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Okay. Oh, man. Honestly, I like girls like that. What's up, Sarah? Hi.

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Hello.

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How are you, Sarah? Have you ever given pity sex?

00:08:37 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 5:

um yeah not too proud of it but um my boyfriend uh got into a motorcycle accident and uh that night

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asked for some so oh yeah did he have did he fall off the bike and like have like all kind of road

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scars all over him yeah he had a bunch of road burn on his side in his back and so you ended up

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just giving him the best sex he could ever have to take his mind off of that i think it was the worst but he still talks about it you know what's funny though I don't know if I'd want to be touched like I definitely didn't want to have sex like the day or two after but when I was when I had my surgery but I will tell you this it was the only thing I thought about that would calm me down when I was going through that time where I couldn't fall asleep because I was coming off of

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pain meds so yeah it was literally hours after like it was the craziest thing ever that's nuts

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I wonder what it would be like. I wonder if I would actually be able to perform.

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High off my eggs?

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Yeah, like that.

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Only one way to find out.

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Call Chelsea. By the way, notice that Lydia did not call Chelsea. Or if she did, she got bummed. Maybe she did it, yeah.

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