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Please Dress Gay
Mojo In The Morning

Please Dress Gay

from Mojo In The Morning

July 17, 2026 | 00:12:39 | Leisure

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The group discusses the idea of "wingmen" and how having a gay best friend can sometimes make it harder to meet new people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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it's mojo in the morning so anna and her friend are going out to hang but anna said that she's

00:01:37 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 1:

got a stipulation to this friend on what they wear is that right yes it is my gbff and we're going out tomorrow and i told him i need you to dress very gay here's why um he was complaining that like when we go out he's like you need to get some drinks bought for you you need to get some numbers and I was telling him I was like nobody approaches me because you're literally with me like you are a man that's with me whether they think you're straight or gay they are not approaching me because you're next to me and if you want them to approach me I need you to look flamboyantly gay to the point where like they're not they're not concerned about you and they're just gonna approach me his argument is that they should just know already and they should have the balls to approach me regardless but i think that he's he's sea blocking me what do you mean by uh he needs to dress gay wear the florals wear the linens the pinks the blue like the baby blues like i need you to look i need people to know that you're gay yeah what's wrong with pinks by the way i just like to know oh god i didn't even realize that okay that sounded gay okay that sounded gay i just i need you to come off gay because i think sometimes he doesn't and it

00:02:57 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 8:

really hurts me when i'm trying to find men does that happen in non gbff uh situations does that happen though with just guy friends like have you ever seen like you have a guy friend that you just have a platonic relationship with or a guy yeah i think regardless and i actually wanted to ask you

00:03:16 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 1:

and kevin like if you see a girl out with a guy are you approaching her whether you think he's straight or gay kevin's you did recently oh yeah remember the late the girl in traffic yeah but i

00:03:28 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 9:

feel like that deters you know yeah absolutely yeah i mean it definitely creates a a barrier an extra thought but i mean i think if you are as interested in a person that level of interest will dictate whether you don't care or not okay in that situation i did not care yeah in yours

00:03:45 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 8:

What did the guy, because I know she was driving her car or whatever.

00:03:49 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 9:

They were walking across the street together. You were driving. Yeah, I was in the car parked.

00:03:53 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 8:

And you just said something?

00:03:55 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 9:

She was just so bad, dog. I knew he was there, but I was so focused on her that he didn't even really factor into my mind.

00:04:03 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 8:

You were moving in on another man's woman. And they were not together. No, I don't think she said she was single. Yeah, was he wearing pink?

00:04:10 - 00:04:11 | Unknown:

No.

00:04:11 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 9:

No floral, no baby blues.

00:04:13 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 6:

and when you and your gbff are out yeah is is it obvious though that you guys aren't together based on just like your interactions and mannerisms and stuff like that i make it obvious i'm like

00:04:24 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 1:

stay away from me like keep your distance if the waiter comes up to me and i think he's cute like somehow i try to slip in that this man is gay like i don't know i feel like i try to make it obvious but just like looking from the naked eye i feel like it deters the men you're you're you walk in

00:04:42 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 8:

When a guy comes up, you go, this is my friend. I always introduce him. Do we ever know his name or no?

00:04:47 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 1:

His name's Joel, but my GBFF.

00:04:49 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 8:

This is my friend Joel. I like Wiener. And he has to like run away.

00:04:53 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 1:

I do. I'm always like, this is my GBFF or this is my gay best friend. Because I want them to know this is not my man. Right. ever lost a guy to your gbff like have you ever lost a guy that maybe is bi we have way different types but has there has there ever been a situation where the guys that you look at in the bar and you're going that guy is so hot and then next thing you know joel ends up getting hit on by him

00:05:17 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

maybe sometimes if they're like on the dl or joel will sniff them out like he'll be like i'll be like that guy's cute and he's like no like he yeah he goes the other way i'm like oh dang you want

00:05:28 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 3:

to what's so funny is i can relate to this kind of in the opposite effect where if i'm out with just my friend justin yeah who is gay and has a partner i'm like i want people to know he's gay so that they don't think that i'm out with another guy do you know what i mean yeah yeah i've had

00:05:46 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 1:

that happen where i've gone out with like women friends like female friends that are not you know uh lesbians or whatever but and um you go out for lunch or you go out for dinner and chelsea knows that we're together, but I also feel so awkward. Like the other night, we went out in a group, and Chelsea was not with us, but I was with Vicky Valentine, and you know, sitting next to her talking, and it was wild, because the restaurant we were at, people all knew me, and they know Chelsea, and it's funny, the women will look like, why are you, and they all will have to say, so, where's Chelsea? Right in front of you. Yeah, but, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. So here's Anna's thing. Anna's thing is that she needs a good wingman or wingwoman to be with. Maybe you need to stop going out with your GBFF. I know. That's what I'm saying.

00:06:42 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 3:

No, he's your friend. He's fine.

00:06:44 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 1:

I know you feel so comfortable with him and you go out a lot and you guys have fun. But if that's deterring. I think it is. If he's C-blocking you from any guys.

00:06:53 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 2:

He tells me, he argues that when I go out with my other girlfriends, like, that never stops them. We get drinks bought for us all the time. And I'm like, well, I don't know what's wrong with me because it doesn't happen when we're out.

00:07:05 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 3:

Would you ever send him over to a guy that you thought was cute? Heck no. To say, like, hey, my friend, no. Really?

00:07:12 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

This man should not be talking to any guy that I want to be talking to.

00:07:16 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 4:

Would you send a gay guy to the straight guy?

00:07:18 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

Well, just to say, like, I'm not actually with her. She's my friend.

00:07:23 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

I'd probably, I would tell him, like, I need you to go find a guy so you can look like you're booed up with someone and then I get booed up with someone.

00:07:33 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

I'm sure there's got to be some guys that are out that he might see and they have straight friends.

00:07:40 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:07:41 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 1:

Like, you know, you can pick up, you know, friends that way.

00:07:44 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 2:

For sure.

00:07:45 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 1:

A couple of texters coming through right now. 586 says, some gay guys don't come off as gay.

00:07:53 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 2:

Exactly.

00:07:53 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, really?

00:07:55 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 2:

I mean, I have two gay best friends, Windrick and Joelle. Windrick, you can tell he's gay. Joelle, sometimes you can't.

00:08:01 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

I mean, as soon as you said Windrick, I was like, Windrick. I think Windrick's either that or he was a 5.0 student.

00:08:08 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 2:

That too. Yeah. I'm a athlete.

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00:08:21 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 4:

That first texter was right, though, about how you can't always tell people gay. I got a gay homie, and he told me a few of the people I know are gay. Is he a gay homie? Do you have no idea? Really? I was like, who? Wait, what? He was like, yeah. And then he said somebody else. He was like, yeah.

00:08:35 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

Like, openly or on the DL?

00:08:37 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

DL. Like, they got girlfriends.

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Yeah.

00:08:40 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 1:

Like, wow.

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I know some of those.

00:08:42 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 1:

This texter is actually a good one. This texter says, Anna, do you ever go to gay bars with your gay GBFF? that's an interesting one because no one's there for me honestly i've been to gay bars and that sounds weird to say that i was hanging out with a windrick one night and we're no chelsea and i've gone with some of our friends and i remember going to these the gay bars there was a lot of straight guys and straight women that would go yeah because they were fun like there was a place that was in hamtramck it was a gay bar in hamtramck and i don't know if it's still there because i think hamtramck is a little different now yeah but i um i remember going there and going in and it was honestly at that time Clutch Cargo's was around and Clutch Cargo's was like the place and I remember saying to Chelsea we should be here and not Clutch Cargo's. Clutch Cargo's was a gay bar? No. That would be a great name for a gay bar.

00:09:35 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 3:

Clutch Cargo's was just popular at the same time.

00:09:36 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, Clutch Cargo's was like the hot bar at the time. What's going on Nathan? How you doing?

00:09:42 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

Good morning guys. How you doing?

00:09:44 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 1:

Doing good. We're trying to get Anna a man.

00:09:46 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

well as a single single man myself if she was out the bar with her male friend gay or not i out of respect i wouldn't approach

00:10:00 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 8:

because I wouldn't know if they were together or not. She needs to wingman her friend up and turn him into a good wingman.

00:10:09 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 6:

If he was wearing a pink floral shirt, would you know that we weren't together?

00:10:15 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 7:

He could be fashionable.

00:10:16 - 00:10:17 | Unknown:

Yeah, he can't do it.

00:10:17 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 6:

All right. It's hard to tell nowadays. Yeah, so it's a lose-lose. Wear what you want, Joelle. I guess it doesn't matter.

00:10:25 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I feel bad for Joelle. We're telling Joelle that he can't wear certain things. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hello.

00:10:36 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 8:

Hi.

00:10:37 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 4:

Who's this?

00:10:39 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 8:

This is Mackenzie.

00:10:41 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 4:

Mackenzie. Are you a first time long time?

00:10:44 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 8:

I am. Yeah. How did you see it at all? Mackenzie on the phone. She's excited.

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She's not saved in our phone screening system here. Hi, Mackenzie.

00:10:53 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 8:

Hi. So I will say that it does not help how flamboyant the gay best friend is. I was at a gay bar making bets on who won RuPaul's Drag Race with my gay best friend at a gay bar. And my now fiance, she did not come up to me because she thought I was on a date.

00:11:20 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 4:

Oh, wow. Okay.

00:11:22 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 6:

How did you all finally start talking?

00:11:25 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 8:

We actually started talking before this, and I texted her because she was out on a girl's night, and I didn't want to interrupt. And she's like, oh, my gosh, I was going to go up to you, but I thought you were on a date. I go, no. And the kicker was I was wearing a I Heart Milk shirt. So she should have known.

00:11:47 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. There you go. I'm with Maybe you should get him a shirt

00:11:53 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 2:

Or just like a rainbow Something Some sort of accessory

00:11:58 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 4:

What's up, Syra, what's going on? Or Shira

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Is it Shira?

00:12:04 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 7:

You got it right the first time

00:12:05 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 4:

Hi, Syra

00:12:07 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 7:

First time long time So I went to prom With one of my gay friends And my dad didn't know he was gay Everybody else did, but he didn't and he proceeded to give him the talk. Oh, God. That's hilarious. And my mom kept trying to stop him, and he wouldn't stop. So my friend just sat there for a solid 10 minutes just getting this talk from my dad. And then finally my mom was like, he doesn't swing that way. And he goes, why didn't you tell me?

00:12:42 - 00:12:44 | Speaker 4:

Dad was probably very, very happy, wasn't he?

00:12:44 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 7:

He was like, sir, we don't have to do this.

00:12:47 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 4:

He was like, this girl's going to be good.

00:12:50 - 00:12:52 | Speaker 7:

He's like, why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you say anything?

00:12:53 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 4:

Where are you right now where it sounds like it is a craziness there?

00:12:58 - 00:13:01 | Speaker 7:

I'm dropping off my kids. I have four boys.

00:13:01 - 00:13:04 | Speaker 4:

Is that a daycare or a babysitter? God bless you. That's wow.

00:13:04 - 00:13:10 | Speaker 7:

Daycare. I have four boys, five-year-old, three-year-old twins, and a two-year-old. Oh, my goodness.

00:13:10 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 4:

Wow.

00:13:11 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 7:

You are busy.

00:13:12 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 4:

Well, have a good day, Mom. Take care of yourself.

00:13:14 - 00:13:15 | Speaker 7:

You have a better one. Thank you.

00:13:16 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 4:

All right. What's going on, Ron? How you doing?

00:13:19 - 00:13:48 | Speaker 9:

Hey, this is Mojo. Hey! What's happening, buddy? What's the word? No, I was about to say, I got the opposite of Anna's problem. I got this one gay homeboy, his name, Alvin. Anytime he invites me out, I'm going for show. What he do is hang out with a bunch of baddies that's straight. Really? A bunch of bad chicks that's straight. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm about to go to the bar with you, bro. They'd be like, oh, you don't care that Alvin's gay and all that stuff. I'm like, no, that's the homies. He's like, I'm straight, though. That's a great strategy.

00:13:49 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 4:

That's what you need, by the way. You need to have your gay BFF have baddies.

00:13:55 - 00:13:57 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but he doesn't have straight guy friends. He only has a girlfriend.

00:13:58 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 4:

Really?

00:13:59 - 00:14:04 | Speaker 9:

Anna, you need to have your homeboy wear like a see-through shirt and like a dog collar like Stan Smith.

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