Muse

Hey, Mom, now that I have an after-school job, I think I want to buy a drum kit.

Okay, Rockstar, let's look at your account. When kids start making money, Chase has easy-to-use tools and expert bankers to help them learn how to manage it.

And next month, I'll buy the bass drum and the cymbals. Oh, and maybe some noise-canceling headphones for you.

Aw, you've thought of everything. Help kids save, budget, and build financial independence all with Chase. That's good for kids and good for parents. Visit your local Chase branch and get started.

Accounts subject to approval. JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC. Hey, it's Bubba Wallace from 2311 Racing. You know what feels like forever? Sitting on a plane waiting for takeoff. Good thing I've got Jumba Casino. With daily boost and social casino games on tap, this is the kind of fun that makes time fly. Why not turbocharge your downtime? Play now at JumbaCasino.com. Let's Jumba!

Sponsored by Jumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Ford. We're prohibited by law. 21 plus. Terms and conditions apply.

Ice Cube's Big 3 basketball is heating up before the World Cup final, tune in to Big 3 this Sunday. Reigning MVP Michael Beasley and the defending champion Miami 305 play a must-win game against the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman. Then Dwight Howard and the L.A. Riot, coming fresh off a win, look to knock off the undefeated Chicago Triplets, led by coach Dr. J. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 2 p.m. Eastern, 11 a.m. Pacific, and catch replays Monday on BET. Presented by iHeart.

This is Tab Ramos from Inside American Soccer. The Cup Knockout Round is now, and DraftKings has you covered for every single match. The DraftKings app is now available in all 50 states and includes all markets, bringing the game straight to your fingertips wherever you are. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code DK1, spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days. That's code DK1 in partnership with DraftKings, The crown is yours.

offer void in new york and july 19th terms at dkng.co slash audio

this is mojo in the morning mojo mojo this is mojo in the morning mojo mojo and the rocket's red You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm and a cop.

Showtime.

Good morning, and welcome to the mojo in the morning show cleanup has begun and i'll be honest with you i think that the roads are still a little slick i got on some of the local uh you know neighborhood roads by my house they were kind of rough and then riding in on m5 today was not great either but be careful drive i would say not at posted speeds i would probably go a little lower than that especially if you come up to an area where you got to do a curve or a turn because getting off of M5, I felt like I was sliding, like my traction wasn't working really well on my car.

I did that right out in front of the station. I decided I was going to turn. My car did not decide it was going to turn.

And the temperatures, by the way, are 30 degrees, but they feel like they're in the 20s. It's going to get even worse this afternoon. They're saying that the afternoon commutes for all of our cities, temperatures are going to be in the 20s. It's getting cold. We're going to only be down to, I think we're only going to be like 15 degrees or something like that.

for the next couple of days for low temperatures. So it's going to get really, really bad. I ended up having a guy. So I found a guy on an app to come over and give me a little shoveling because I didn't know if Chelsea's car would get out of my driveway. It was so bad. And, you know, I've got a heart condition. I can't go out there and shovel. I'm not going to be that guy that goes out there and dies in the thing. Did you shovel your driveway? Did you guys shovel your driveways?

Oh, my gosh.

So, Wes shoveled last night because my dog is seven pounds, a seven-pound little toy poodle. And I hadn't shoveled and went out and disappeared. And I panicked. So, he shoveled a path for the poo? He shoveled a little path. But I do have, like, a neighborhood guy that I paid to come to it. Normally, it's just me.

I got home from work yesterday. I was like, I got to shovel. I pulled in my driveway to find my girlfriend standing there with her shovel. She just finished shoveling the whole driveway. Oh, my God. Wait, hold on a second.

She is amazing.

I'm telling you. She just finished, or did you see her from, like, a distance and kind of waited a little bit longer?

She said she was doing it for two hours.

Oh, my God.

Because it was during that heavy period that it was really coming. She didn't have to go to work yesterday? She was working from home yesterday, and she said she didn't get a single e-mail or call because nobody was working yesterday. So she was sitting there like, well, I guess I need something to do. And she went out. I was like, oh, my God. Well, thank gosh she finished the driveway so she could start cooking me dinner. Yeah. Was this before or after you mentioned how many times you have back issues? Right? Well, apparently she was worried about my back because she did it for me.

So I didn't have to. Let me tell you, the guy that came and did a really nice job with my driveway, I went outside and I said to him, hey, is there anything I can get you? You want some food? You want hot chocolate? Trying to offer him stuff, which is funny because I always feel like they look at you and go, you're a perfectly good person. And you should have done your own driveway, but hey, they're making money, I guess. So I said to him, I go, hey, can I ask you a question? And he goes, what's that? I go, do you ever like plow for the pee? And he looked at me like, what? And I go, you know, the pee.

Guys will do anything. The vagina.

And so he said to me, he goes, no, I don't do that. He goes, but I have had where I'm plowing another person's driveway. way, a woman will come over and flirt with me and say, is there any way that you can, you know, my husband's not home or my boyfriend's not home or I'm home alone. And, and I said, really? So they, so they will come out and, you know, do a little flirtatious thing to you to get you to go over there. I said, do you do it? And he goes, absolutely. But I know. Yeah. I'd do it anything, especially if they're cute. So I, are there any plow guys that are listening right now? Cause I saw a ton of them out this morning. There was a lot of plow people still out this morning. And I want to know, have you guys ever plowed for the pee? Have you guys ever, or, you know, I think we talked about this before, the tow truck drivers who get to tow for tail, you know? You guys, this is the time.

It's a currency. Man, the alliteration is just too good.

Throw another one out here. Lawn for the labia.

Oh, my God. All right.

I'm stopping you there.

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 it's funny because I've talked before about this a lot of times people use their occupation to get laid and I will say this as a night disc jockey and Mike you might remember this I have no idea what you're talking about I flirted on the phones all the time when I was doing nights when I was like that flame throwing night DJ throwing down alliterations and stuff like that on the radio walking up intros I would have girls that would call up from time to time and every now and again you'd have a lull in action and you'd be like, how you doing? You know, you'd talk to them like that. Is that how you did it? Yeah.

You said it that way?

Well, I would do it. The girls, I will say this.

They must have melted.

Well, the funny thing is you'd always have people, people flirt with us, you know, even during our show. You'll hear the flirtation, guys calling up and talking to, you know, Shannon and Megan and KP and then the women that will call up from time to time and throw a little flirty, like, hi, Mojo. Hi, Spike. Hi, Mike. What's up, bro? But certain occupations, you can get you laid. I bet you cops, firefighters stuff.

I do know someone who shall remain nameless, who I guess I could say it was dick for deck. It was taking too long for her deck to get built, And so she slapped with the guy that was building her deck.

And you didn't like the labia one, but you did the deck for your deck.

I was just trying to think of another D, and that was the easiest one.

Oh, okay.

Labia's a little different.

I'm taking it to a new level.

What do you think? Have you guys ever, first off, have you guys ever dated a listener? That's the one thing that I'd love to know. Has anybody ever had that happen where they went on a date? I think guys have it easier than women in radio have that. When you say date a listener, do you mean like that's my girlfriend? Or hook up? No, or hook up, yes.

Oh, yes.

You've hooked up with a listener?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It's so much easier for guys, though.

Mike, was it right after the shift? Did you go on your way home and stop off at their place, or did they come to your place? Or did you do it in the jock lounge?

No, I don't know. I never brought anybody. I always wanted to. I always thought that would be cool, but I never had the guts to do it.

Yeah.

It was usually either after I got off the air or if I was at a club gig. Like back when I was doing club gigs.

Club gigs. Notorious, right?

Yeah.

Where is Internio? Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. What song you want to hear, girl? Blake? Yeah. How you doing? Is this Plow Guy, Blake? Yeah, I am a plow guy. My name's Blake. What's going on? So have you ever plowed for the pee? One thing too much now. Have you ever? Yeah? I said good morning. Sorry. Oh, good morning. Your phone kind of got a little crappy there for a second. So have you ever plowed for the pee?

Yes, yes. I plowed a lady's driveway. Long story short, she told me, came out, told me I did a good job, told me to come in and get some food. Wow. Baked cookies. Wow. Really? Now, when you have a customer like that, do they still pay, or was that her payment? Oh, I still got paid. Wow. So you got the double dip, okay.

How amazing is that? I like that, though, that it was kind of like, hey, come on in here for a second. Was she attractive, or do you look attractive after you're doing 12 hours of plowing?

Oh, she was attractive.

Wait, hold on. Who's that in the background?

I have two.

I dumped that. Somebody said, but they said it cool. It was like a cool way of saying it.

Yeah, because usually it's a crew So how does that work if you're the crew leader And you're running the plow And you go inside to get paid and get laid The other guys are just waiting in the truck Or what are they doing? I was alone that time Oh, okay

So are the other guys the guys that have to run out With the shovels and do the walkways? Because I always feel bad for you poor bastards

Yes, sir We all do We're all here pushing people You're getting that money, Bob.

I love it. Thank you guys for calling in. Thanks, guys, for what you do, man. I'm telling you, I know it's sometimes a thankless job, unless you're Blake.

We appreciate it. We out here pushing people.

Pushing for the pee.

What's going on, Michaela? How you doing?

I'm doing good. Calling from Sarnia, Ontario, Canada. Hey, now, did you guys get hit with snow? Oh, yeah.

Oh, I bet you guys always do. You guys get snow in a different rate. It's like a different exchange rate over there as far as snow is concerned.

Sometimes the lake kind of eats it up and we don't get anything.

Interesting. Are you calling up about the topic that we're talking about right now, the occupations that get you laid?

Yes, we are.

What's your story?

I actually, in the summer, I had my car towed because I was stupid and didn't have insurance. and a few months later, I ended up matching with the tow truck driver on Bumble. Oh, my gosh.

That's so funny. Now, do you worry about him while he's out doing jobs all day? Because you're hearing these stories.

Yeah. He works like he, if you've ever heard of the show Heavy Rescue 401.

Nope. I haven't.

He works for one of those. It's the Canadian version of, like, one of the tow truck shows.

Oh, okay.

He works for one of the companies That does all the heavy rescues So he does like all the transport trucks And stuff like that

Sexy man Does it make you nervous when you hear that Some women are paying without a credit card If you know what I mean

We're not like

You're not exclusive

We're not exclusive Gotcha

In other words you're dumping them as soon as you get your car back i got you you're looking for a bird yeah just to laugh that's it megan's in thank you for

the call michaela i gotta be honest with you i could have talked to those plow guys all morning

you know what the three of those guys honestly listening just keep calling us back throughout the morning and checking in okay yeah please please please blake you and you and the boys

you guys keep calling us there and just tell us how the roads are doing we should matter if i haven't be traffic update guys for oh my gosh please just tell us where they are i just love it that it's like blake and his and his two buddies there and they're just kind of hanging out and they're going out and getting all the jobs done in the parking lots of you know meyer you know those guys i said i've always wanted that i've always wanted to do that job

Why don't you try it? Let somebody try it.

I asked Chad's, my buddy Chad, who owns Chad's Landscape, and I asked him if I could do a ride-along with him one time. The only problem was they are up earlier than we are. Like, we get up at 3.30 in the morning. Those guys, it's like midnight, and that's their time because they do it in the middle of the night.

Well, that's why I'm picturing these guys that called us. I don't want to be in that truck. It's just full of farts and bad breath. Like, I picture, like, a clown car. They all get out except they got earmuffs on.

I think that would be a good job for you, Reese. I don't know. I think you could be, if you went looking for a side hustle.

At the rate that Reese moves? How many lots do you think he's going to get done in the morning? I did that Olaf thing last year, and I don't know. Remember that? Oh, yeah.

Remember that it was you and Lydia, right? Right. And then you guys drove off the road. Drove right off the road.

Ready to put a little spin on your day? Then check out Chumba Casino's new online social casino game, Ryan Seacrest 10K Waves. It's free and packed with 10,000 ways to play only at ChumpaCasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW Group. Voidware Prohibitive By-Law. CTs and Cs. 21+. Sponsored by Chumpa Casino.

Ice Cube's Big 3 Basketball is heating up. Before the World Cup Final, tune in to Big 3 this Sunday. Reigning MVP Michael Beasley and the defending champion Miami 305 play a must-win game against the undefeated Dallas Power, led by Coach Nancy Lieberman. Then Dwight Howard and the L.A. Riot, coming fresh off a win, look to knock off the undefeated Chicago Triplets, led by Coach Dr. J. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 2 p.m. Eastern, 11 a.m. Pacific, and catch replays Monday on BET. Presented by iHeart.

They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans, July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first-ever league title, Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

Babe, did you see that Moto Casino is giving a $1,776,000 worth of prizes?

That's why they're called America's Social Casino, celebrating the birth of America bigger than anyone else.

You can win incredible experiences at NASCAR and F1 races and a grand prize of 1 million sweeps coins. So what are you waiting for? Spin now on Moto Casino.

Download the Moto Casino app today. Moto Casino is a social casino. We're prohibited. No purchase necessary. Visit Moto.us for more details.

Moto Casino, America's social casino.