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Porn and Pizza
Mojo In The Morning

Porn and Pizza

from Mojo In The Morning

June 28, 2023 | 00:09:33 | Leisure

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Live from the Detroit Golf Club before the Mojo Classic. I mean Rocket Mortgage Classic Pro-Am. There are a lot of guys poised to play well this weekend. This is Mojo in the Morning.

00:02:19 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 7:

Mojo in the Morning I got to throw out a thank you to Good Cakes and Bakes. They are another Detroit original, and they are serving and giving out or selling food here.

00:02:37 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 8:

It's delicious. Six Mile and Liver Noise, if you're in the Detroit area, it is a woman-owned business. She is an incredible person. She started from the ground up, got her own brick and mortar down. Started from the bottom now.

00:02:48 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 3:

We're here. Yes, indeed. Megan and Mike and I are over here just mowing down some of her cake. She has little cakes in jars, and Megan is so aggressive with her. She broke her spoon digging in.

00:02:59 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 8:

If you're here right now, you can buy it in the Grove area, I believe. Okay. That's nice. I like how they do that.

00:03:06 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 7:

I like how Dan does that where he has, like, the...

00:03:10 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 8:

We've got Ricky Fowler.

00:03:11 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 7:

Ricky Fowler?

00:03:12 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 8:

Where? We're standing up. Here we go. Where's Ricky?

00:03:15 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 7:

Ricky, do you want some cake? Ricky Fowler? We are so lucky, by the way. This is like in the navy blue straight ahead. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. By the way, it's funny how golfers golfers look so different when they're not wearing like they're they're full on shorts and all that stuff. Like they're not or they're full on pants and things like they do. They dress differently than they and the pro-ams that they do here. Like he looks like some dude that just kind of came with his own Yeti. Is it Kearney Yeti? Ricky, what's in the Yeti? If you give me a mustache, that's me, essentially.

00:03:54 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 8:

He's not on the board right now. He's tied for six right now. What's in the Yeti?

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 7:

Are we not allowed to talk to him? No.

00:04:05 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 3:

You just yelled at it and then crouched down, so you know you're not allowed to do that.

00:04:07 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 7:

No, I'm looking right over here. I'm looking right.

00:04:11 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 8:

He's got a little kid with him, too.

00:04:13 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 7:

Ricky Fowler, by the way, on the 12th hole at Augusta. I've always wanted to be the announced golf. Like, here he goes. He's on the green. He's going to putt right now.

00:04:30 - 00:04:30 | Unknown:

Oh, my God.

00:04:30 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 3:

If you're listening, I'm so sorry.

00:04:33 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 7:

Shannon.

00:04:34 - 00:04:34 | Unknown:

What?

00:04:35 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 7:

Oh, I could have done better than that.

00:04:38 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

Isn't it funny because I thought the same thing, and I've golfed like maybe 12 times my entire life.

00:04:42 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 7:

I could have done I could have done so much better than that. That's ridiculous

00:04:50 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 3:

He's not even trying I know you're literally acting like this is happy Gilmore and you're just

00:04:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

By the way, do you see the dirty looks that the people are given?

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

They're just, like, standing here that are loving this.

00:05:01 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 2:

Enjoy this. It's never happening. We're going to be inside next time.

00:05:05 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 3:

Can you just say, you won't sit this putt? You know what the funniest thing is of this? Is that I don't think we've ever been invited back to anything that has ever been, like, something that's nice. That's a great movie. It was fancy. It's always one and done. It's one and done. They always go, they go, man, this show's been on the air for a long time, man. You know, Channel 4 does a nice piece on you the other night and all this stuff. And then he comes out here and he says, you know what? Let's do it really special. Let's have Shannon do her topic about porn and pizza. Come on. Let's do that. He's literally rocking by right now. Ricky Fowler. Ricky Fowler, you got to stick around for this. Don't go to the 10th hole. We're going to talk porn and pizza right now with Shannon. Speaking of 10th hole.

00:05:52 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

What is this whole porn and pizza?

00:05:57 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my goodness. So my sweet girlfriend got her debit card info stolen. Has this ever happened to you? It happened to you. I remember when it happened.

00:06:05 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 3:

My whole identity was stolen, yeah.

00:06:06 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, so she got her debit card info stolen, and she doesn't know how it happened, but what was really bumming her out was she just got a big bonus at work that she's been working so, so freaking hard for, and it just got deposited into her account. So she actually went into her account to make sure that it was deposited and saw that she had, like, $0 in there, essentially. And so she's like, okay, something's wrong, and started going through the charges to see what happened to her money, obviously knowing in the pit of her stomach that it wasn't good. And somebody had a really fun day and charged several thousand dollars to her card on porn and pizza.

00:06:47 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 3:

Porn and pizza.

00:06:48 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

Porn and pizza.

00:06:49 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

That does sound like a fun night. I'm not going to lie.

00:06:51 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 2:

How did she know it was porn and pizza?

00:06:54 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 1:

I have no idea.

00:06:55 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 2:

Well, sometimes they show you, like, where the charge came from. There's, like, a line item that says where it's from. Oh, really?

00:07:01 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know. But, yeah, so that's, like, what happened when your credit card or debit card info was stolen? What'd they buy? In her case, Born in Pizza.

00:07:10 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 3:

So when my credit card got stolen, the person was, there was, like, three different times where the person kept trying to go and buy stuff at Best Buy. And that was like the thing, which was really not a good thing for me because I like going to places like Best Buy or liked going to places like Best Buy because I haven't been to a Best Buy in a while. The problem is Chelsea didn't believe that it was somebody that stole my identity. Yeah, sure. No. And the craziest was, have you ever had your guys' identity stolen? I've had my identity.

00:07:43 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 1:

Not my identity, but my credit card info was stolen.

00:07:46 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 3:

I bank with Chase, and what ended up happening was the way that they were able to stop the person from stealing my identity, the person actually went into a chase, was they have on my profile, they always ask you for your social security number, and then if they have their social security number, which is on the dark web somewhere, they'll then ask you for your address, and they'll ask you for your mother's maiden name and all that stuff. Like, you have your security stuff. on my profile it says large white man i swear to you on there and the person was not a large white man i think it was like a hispanic dude that went in and that was what tipped him off and what ended up happening was the person was sitting at the desk because the guy said i'm coming in to get i needed a temporary card because he said he lost it and he had like an id with my name on it wow so what ended up happening was the person went back to the back to go do something because they saw it on the computer, and that's when the guy got tipped off and he took off. That's wild.

00:08:44 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 2:

The thing that I really enjoy, and I bank with Chase too, is even if you're making a large purchase, they'll send you a text message and just say, like, confirming that you're –

00:08:53 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 1:

I appreciate that. It can be annoying to some people, but I really appreciate that.

00:08:56 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 4:

Except when you're trying to buy concert tickets and you get booted out of the queue because they need to confirm their identity. Yeah. Happened to me a couple times.

00:09:02 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that does suck. What's going on, JC? How are you? It's Mojo in the morning. By the way, JC, Ricky Fowler. When I said porn and pizza, gave us the big, like, fist in the air. We're excited here. Now, welcome to Detroit, you know, Kid Rock kind of thing.

00:09:20 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh. So my car got stolen, or not stolen, but, like, they found my number somehow. So they ordered, like, male enhancement pills, which my husband does not need. So a bunch of them.

00:09:33 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 3:

He's sitting right there. He's sitting right there. Hold on, hold on. Her birthday's coming. Hold on. Golf applause. Yeah, yay for me.

00:09:49 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 4:

But, yeah, so they were so dumb, they sent it to my house. Oh, my goodness. All of these pills, I don't know what to do with them.

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Wow. So, so the, the.

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 5:

How much money in enhancement pills were being sent?

00:10:05 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 3:

They, like, got $50 worth. But, I mean, like, they worked it out to where I got the money back. My banks were on top of it. They're like, this seems weird. And I'm like, it certainly is. But the fact that they sent it to my house was the dumbest thing. I didn't think that was an accident.

00:10:19 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 4:

Do you think your husband saw it and went, what are you trying to say?

00:10:23 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

Oh, he definitely saw it. And he was like, what is this? And I'm like, don't worry about it.

00:10:29 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. That, by the way, might be my favorite line of the day. We've got to save that for a promo, Zach. That's the greatest line, which my husband doesn't need. It's like the greatest one of them all. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. People who, by the way, are still playing for porn still amaze me. Like, that just amazes me. They're a purist. I don't know. Do you think that they're doing it? Is it because they just feel guilty for all the stuff that they're doing? Yeah, it's like confessional.

00:10:58 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 3:

I think it's investing into small businesses. Is that what it is? Yeah.

00:11:02 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 5:

Porn is no small business. Have you guys ever been on porn, and the ad that comes on there is so demeaning to you? And it's always loud? Like, really, the volume is really loud? Like, the ad comes on there and goes, if you're tired of taking care of yourself. Are you a lonely guy?

00:11:21 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. It's always, like, tired of being alone.

00:11:25 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 5:

You're a girl in your area right next door. You don't have to be alone. What a loser. All it does is honestly make me go, skip, skip it. I'll go back in the other room and I'll binge watch with Chelsea right now.

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