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It's Mojo in the morning. It's been a crazy week. It's been an exhausting week. It's been one of those weeks where it's like, all right, we need the weekend. Why could we not have a three-day weekend? It would be nice, but we're going to really earn this one and deserve this one. I saw something really kind of interesting. Oh, you know what's funny? I think this, you know what this requires, this next story that I want to talk about here right now? What's that? I think it requires me to bring back something that we have, you know, had an opportunity to play on our show, but only get an opportunity once every four years, and that is our election coverage. This has to do with the election, but I have to say this to you. This is actually the most interesting thing that will come out of this election. Decision 2024. You ready for this one? It has been officially released right now. We now know the results of the true poll that matters. Which state had more searches on Pornhub election night this past Tuesday? Oh, my God. Ready for this? You said the true poll? This is the true poll. Oh, God. Right. Would this be because people were happy

about the results or people were depressed about the results?

I don't know. Or it could be stress. I don't know. When do you like to have one out? When do you like to enjoy one? Do you go to sleep? To me, I always...

I don't know if that was aimed directly at me or if you hesitated to answer.

I usually... I don't get horny or it's not like that I'm horny and want to do it. I think it's a stress reliever for me. So maybe it was a stressful night. Okay, so you ready for this one? We've got to give it to us. We've got to give it to the mitten, the people that anybody that's listening to us in Michigan right now on great radio stations like Channel 955 and 104.5 SNX. We are one of the top states for going to Pornhub on election night. Is that unbelievable? No, it's not. Of course we're leading. We're a swing state. We are. It matches. We are. Actually, we're not the most of any of these states that did this. Let me go through the exact numbers here. Thank you, by the way. I appreciate the election coverage here. My name is Jake Tapper.

tap her out um data compiled by porn hub shows that traffic was up seven percent on average across the country uh which by the way we have to take in consideration that porn hub is blocked in some states like alabama arkansas idaho really indiana kansas kentucky mississippi montana nebraska north carolina oklahoma texas utah and virginia those states by the way, have it blocked.

Idaho can't even see porn?

They can't get Pornhub.

You're shocked by that. I mean, it's really nothing to do there at this point, I guess.

Among access, as far as states that were high on this list and states that did the most, the state of North Carolina was the number one state as far as percentage up, followed by Illinois. Oh, you got to give it to everybody that is hanging out in West Virginia. They're number three. And then Michigan, as far as top states for election night traffic. They say, by the way, the worst traffic for porn sites is Thanksgiving. What is that? Is that you're just too full? No, you're with grandma.

Yeah. Exactly. Your family's not putting you in the mood.

Really? Unless you're weird.

Which yesterday, after that topic, I mean, a lot of people are weird and attracted or married to their family.

I would move all the coats off of the bed and say, you know what? I'll be back, guys. I'm going to go take a little rest.

Also, you're just so full. I never want to have sex when I feel like I have a food baby. And you're busy before you're full. I got things to do. Yeah, like I just don't feel great about myself.

Is there an oddity to when you have gone and said, I need to take care of myself? Like, is there anybody that does this like on their own birthday? Because I feel like it's lonely. Anytime I take care of myself This is sad to say this I feel lonely Like afterwards? No, I feel like God, I wish I was I wish I was with somebody I wish I was with Chelsea But I feel like I'm Also, I'm hiding in a closet I was going to say, correct yourself Usually, so

Before you say, wish I was with somebody

Well, I'd say somebody too Honestly, I'd be fine with that

I need you to play that jelly roll Somebody save me

I also worry I'm going to get caught too Like for some reason and I feel like a teenage boy whenever I'm doing it, you know?

Has Chels or anybody ever caught you doing that?

I don't believe so. That might be a question for her. Next time she's on the show, Chelsea, Shannon's got a question for you here to ask you. Have you ever been caught?

Me? Yeah. Oh, God. So many times? No, I don't think so. Like, not that I can recall. I don't think so.

My mom said she caught me when I was younger. Really? She said she was walking. my at my old house like you would walk down the hallway when you came up the stairs and depending upon the angle you took you could see clearly into my room and i thought i used to do a good job of like it was almost like the only time my door was ever closed is if i was taking care of like that was my tail sign she said she saw me through the door one day it didn't disturb me

which i appreciate it i loved our old house that we lived in because there was squeaky floors so So anytime that you'd hear somebody, you could hear them coming. Nightingale floors?

Is that what they call them? Yeah. Nightingale floors?

Yeah, something like that.

Were you guys squeaky floors so people can't sneak up on you?

I actually, it sounds weird because I would sometimes have to listen with the sound down.

Oh, that's the best. Use your imagination.

Wait, what?

Or I used to get right up to the TV. Oh, really? It was like, damn, you're 3D. You put it on the TV? Yeah. Back when I had my DVD player. Remember I told you who you talk for?

Oh, okay. Because I was wondering, nowadays it's all on sites and stuff like that.

I mean, yeah, then you got to worry about if your Bluetooth is still hooked up.

You got to be careful when you Apple share your stuff and you share it to the wrong television. Then you're in big trouble. Or it's hooked up to the Beats pill. Yeah. You wonder why you don't hear it. Well, have you ever had it happen to you where you were watching it and then you didn't clear out your cache?

Oh, my God. You give your phone to Josiah?

Or you get into your car the next time and you turn the Bluetooth on in your car.

You can read it on the screen

You don't shamefully close out of it At all the tabs and go Why did I pick that?

Megan, yes

I never say why I don't pick it But I do feel a way when I keep going back To the same video That's my thing Why don't I mix things up?

Do you ever try to go back to the same video And you can't find it and you're like Damn, why didn't I mark this?

If you save any single tab I don't care I do not care you have to bank that in your memory hole because if you save it I just go that's

disgusting bank it or spank bank it both by the way Shannon you're being awfully quiet right now

I am not a porn watcher I know nobody believes me I really not I just it's just not my thing not that I have never not like I've

I have before, but I am not.

Good for you, though. I'm just not. No, that's good. Honestly, I go through periods. You know how they do no shave November or they do sober October?

I remember for Lent one time, for a few years, you gave up. I gave it up.

Yeah, yeah. It makes me feel better. Very respectable.

Did you tell your priest that?

I don't. Believe me. He told me that I needed to stop. What's up, Devin? Hi.

Hey, can you hear me?

Yeah, what's going on, Devin?

uh so when i was about uh had been like 14 or so me and my friends uh we stole a porn dvd from a

store and i got caught oh geez in my laptop oh no who caught you my mom now was your mom more

upset that it was porn in general or was she more upset about the title and the content of the porn that you chose to steal or you stole it yeah my fye store fye yeah no i know that But, like, was she more upset about, like, the title, the specific content, or just that you stole in general?

No, the fact that there was porn in there. She didn't know that we stole it, but...

Oh, okay.

I didn't know FYE had porn.

That's one of those ones you pass around to your friends.

They did not have porn. They definitely did not. I went and got my, like, hands and CDs there. Now, did you have one of those, like, adult warning, like, labels on it?

Oh, you wanted... You were asking him or asking him? What's going on, Aaron? What's going on?

Hi. No, I used to work at Walmart for a very long time. And I had to work there at a late night. And there was a customer that shot Pornhub up on every display. Oh, my God. It's like 40-year-old virgin or something. Yeah. Oh, and first time, long time. Hey, buddy. It's on the boat.

Aaron, how long was that up there before somebody stopped it?

It was late at night, and a lot of the associates there don't know how to, like, even access all the TVs. It was probably up for a good two hours. Oh, my God. They had to go by and take every remote and shut every single TV off one by one.

But surprisingly enough, you sold more TVs that night than any other time. Sarah, what's up?

Hi. So talking about catching people doing, you know what, I went to go start the car in the morning to heat it up. And my husband's car, the Bluetooth was connected to the car. And it came up what video he was watching. And what was he? I can't say that on here.

Here, tell us off here. Hold on. Tell me off here. Go ahead.

Oh, that was loud enough in your headphones that I heard it.

Let's just put it this way. That man loves it. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Bye.

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