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Mojo In The Morning

Post Your Saggy, Natural Face!

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February 16, 2023 | 00:09:17 | Leisure

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00:01:25 - 00:02:05 | Speaker 8:

Mojo in the morning. follow us on all of our social media please follow us on instagram at mojo in the morn facebook mojo in the morning tiktok mojo in the morning i mean pretty much mojo in the morning you know exactly that we wouldn't call it something else i i do think it's funny though when there are people like follow me and then you're like oh really what's your uh instagram it's uh bob loves bikes oh your name is sue how did that ever come into play um what do we have by the way on social to to take a look at uh kp what do we what do we got today i've not uh opened it up

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well if you miss the war of the roses you can literally click the link right there and it'll take you to our podcast so that's on our on our story right now and then a really cute picture of chanon chanon and her chin strap if you want to see that it sounds so bad what is that all about

00:02:21 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 4:

My sister gifted me these things for my birthday That sticks to your jawline And goes around your ears And it's supposed to help you lift your jawline I don't know Is it like a mask too?

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Is it like a mask too?

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Yeah I don't know My sister saw it on Instagram and ordered them for me Now that I'm old As she says

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By the way

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It's funny I'm looking at this picture Wes has to wake up looking at this

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He FaceTimed me the other day And I had it on and he's like What in God's name is that So I explained and he's like Is that what I'm going to have to deal with all the time

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It's like a sling for your chin

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It's funny the stuff That people will do because It's supposed to do what for you It's supposed to lift your chin

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It's supposed to help lift your jawline

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Which is supposed to do what

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Lift your jawline

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I understand but why do you want to lift a jawline Is it to make you look younger

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No, it makes your face look a little slimmer.

00:03:23 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 6:

It's a load of crap. If things are going to sag, they're going to sag. Listen, our boys...

00:03:28 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 3:

What are those things that you put on your chin to scrape it and make a good jawline? Oh, yeah, the jade stones. I love using that.

00:03:37 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 4:

No, you're talking about the... Yes, I know what you're talking about. The scraper thing.

00:03:41 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 6:

Mojo. Get your lymphatic system. Your boys have been strapped into boxer briefs for the better part of your entire life. Did it keep your balls from sagging? No. The balls just sag when they want to sag. Yeah, exactly. So does your chin. Yeah.

00:03:52 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 4:

Well, this has, like, stuff on, like, a product on it, too.

00:03:55 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 8:

It's so funny how nobody ever wants to get old or nobody ever wants to sag, nobody wants to look. Like, I look at people and I wonder, the people who just, like, they're happy, old, fat, whatever it is, lose their hair and they don't care about it. Like, I wonder, like, what is it about that?

00:04:15 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 3:

It's the way people treat them. They're not treated well. You wanted to be treated well.

00:04:20 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 8:

But I have an old uncle, Charlie Braco, Uncle Charlie. And Uncle Charlie was fat, bald, and happy. And I remember asking him one question. I asked him, I said, what is the joy of your life? And he said, a cheeseburger. And I said to myself, I want to be Charlie Braco. But I wonder if deep down inside, God rest his soul, if he ever put a chin strap on. You know? I wonder if he ever did that behind closed doors.

00:04:47 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

I don't care enough about other people's opinions because I feel like it says more about them than it does about me. And the only thing that I care about is like I'm getting mad now that I hurt all the time. Like I need to work out more because.

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 1:

I'm aching all the time for no reason at all.

00:05:03 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 2:

But it's not an opinion thing, is it? It's just a self-confidence thing. That's what it is. Yeah, some people have more self-confidence. I will say this, though. I think that what happened was phones with cameras and social media and internet have made us all. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

00:05:18 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 4:

Well, and you see what your face looks like with certain filters, and you're like, oh, okay. I kind of like, like, I think that that has created, it's effed us up in the head.

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Yeah.

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To put it, not lately.

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It's made us very self-conscious about ourselves. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So it's funny that.

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Well, because you go, oh, I could look like that.

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Well, we also don't have a rhyme or reason as to why we post a picture of ourselves. Like, it's just for fun. Are you? Everything should be for fun.

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Then I'm testing something right now.

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You want a chin strap?

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No.

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Oh.

00:05:47 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 2:

I want you randomly just to go around the room and nobody can pose. Take a picture of every person on the show right now. And let's just post them up on social media. Everybody's natural. She does that every morning. No, go around. Because yesterday, Shannon said that she is okay with any picture being posted of her. I'm not. Just go random. Look what you just posted.

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I'm going to surprise you. Random picture. I'm going to do it right now. There you go.

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All right. I'm posting that one right over here. Got that. Going there. Getting there. I'm going to take one here.

00:06:18 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 4:

Gouchwa, by the name. That's what it is. I'll send mine, too. All right, send yours. Send it to me.

00:06:25 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

Here's our whatever we care about photos. Megan, do you take one?

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No, I'm not doing it.

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Why are you not?

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Because I don't look good today. No.

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Come on, Megan.

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No. If I did it, you can do it. No, you guys don't understand the amount of ridicule I get. Mike, that's way too good of a photo of you. Are you kidding me?

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No. How do you want to take it then? Mike, what is this? Did you use like an app for this? I'll FaceTime you guys

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And you can take a picture of the FaceTime

00:06:55 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 1:

Your eyebrows are sculpted Mike Did you just have those done? I did get those

00:07:00 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 2:

Here's what we're going to do We're going to make Everybody feel comfortable Take whatever And you can probably do this on Facebook This is probably good for Facebook, KP Because then people can share their pictures

00:07:15 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 3:

Wait KP, you need one I got the picture of her You get the camera right there.

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No, she was covering it.

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You can see my picture definitely looks like it. Why are you FaceTiming us?

00:07:25 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 2:

As I told you, just take a picture, regular. Somebody screenshot it. Take a picture. All right, here we go.

00:07:29 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 3:

Megan, send us one.

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

Mike, I think your photo's good. Your photo's natural.

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No.

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Megan. No, then do this. Then let's pick our own picture for Megan.

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I got a good one.

00:07:39 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 2:

Yes. Let's do that. Let's find it. Oh, my gosh. And then everybody's got to do this. Everybody who follows us has to send us whatever, what they're doing at that moment picture. We want us to just see what you look like. Don't filter it. If you filter it, we're calling your ass out.

00:07:57 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 3:

Tag us in the story and we can repost it. Yeah.

00:07:59 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 2:

That's good, too. Yeah, you can do it for Instagram. I think that's a good idea. I like the idea, though. I like the idea of in Facebook, then just going randomly down and looking at this, just a bunch of these photos of people and what they're doing at this particular moment.

00:08:13 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 4:

I don't know how to pronounce it guys Okay You're texting Whatever it is That's what Lydia was talking about It's this thing that you like Drag along your jawline A gua sha Wait I like that That's exactly what it is It helps with drainage right

00:08:33 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 2:

Oh my god drainage Like of all the toxins Are chins drained

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It's not just for your chin

00:08:42 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 2:

Don't you think that some of these people, though, like, has the FDA approved any of this stuff? Or had there been any kind of, like, proof that these things work? I don't care. I'll try it. Because I think I've bought in my life so many different things over time that I've ended up having to just throw away or give away because they never end up working, you know?

00:09:04 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 1:

I feel like I should be rich because I don't buy all the beauty products because it is a trillion-dollar industry. And I'm like, I don't buy all that stuff. Why aren't I rich? The only thing I buy is lotion for my skin in the winter. And beer. Yeah. Yeah. So I got the beer belly going on. That's my treat. But for some reason, I'm not rich. Yeah.

00:09:22 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 3:

I ask myself where all my money goes, too, at the end of the month as well.

00:09:26 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 2:

You know what I want to do? I want to say wiping your dog's duty on your face will make you look younger. And then have some really hot 20-something Instagram influencer do a commercial for it where she's rubbing duty.

00:09:40 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 1:

Make it a TikTok trend, and I bet you people will do it.

00:09:43 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 2:

And people will randomly do it. Do you think that those aliens that are flying in those balloons that we're shooting down right now are laughing at us? Oh, yeah. Yes.

00:09:51 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

Or maybe they all have skinny, wrinkle-free faces, and they're like, they're doing it right.

00:09:54 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

Well, if that's the case, we're going, let's go to them. Why don't we move to-

00:10:00 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 3:

whatever planet that they're on so that we don't have to deal with that. I often wonder that. Eventually we're going to find out that there are aliens and we're going to be going to space and we're going to go see them. And wouldn't it suck if for all these years we just didn't enjoy the opportunity to go visit this gorgeous place that supposedly makes you look young and beautiful?

00:10:21 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 2:

Well, if there's no gravity, then wouldn't we not sag?

00:10:25 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 4:

Oh, Mike.

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You were

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