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President Trump Wishes Kevin a Happy Birthday
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President Trump Wishes Kevin a Happy Birthday

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April 11, 2025 | 00:08:43 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 2:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:58 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:58 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. mojo in the morning show good to have you guys here with us today is a big day it is kevin's birthday yeah and uh in honor of kevin's birthday we have some special guests that are going to be joining the show today lydia made it such a great birthday for kevin and gave him a birthday themed party here today which is interesting because you know sometimes you like when you're a kid you would have like your star wars party or you'd have frozen parties for your kids or something like that i i remember as a kid i always had batman parties like that was always mine like my little pony my little pony me too also that was one for that too my my family would always do it and we always would go to uh friendlies and get ice cream and stuff have you ever been to a friendlies before i've never heard of a friend oh my god friendlies was the

00:01:54 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if they're around. There might be like one or two.

00:01:57 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 5:

By the way, did you see, on a totally side note, before I get to Kev's special guest that's going to be joining us, did you see that Carvel, you've heard of Carvel, right? I haven't. Carvel is an ice cream place. They're known for their Carvel cakes. And Cinnabon have combined powers together to do a Carvel Cinnabon stores, and they're doing Carvel Cinnabon ice cream Cinnabon treats.

00:02:22 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 4:

They're opening one in Troy.

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Are they really?

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Right next to Somerset, yeah.

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Do you know how much...

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I keep driving past it, and I see the big sign, but I don't think they've opened.

00:02:29 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 5:

Do you know how much calories are going to go into that store? Like, just alone, driving by that store is going to put cellulite on your body.

00:02:36 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 4:

Carvel is big with celebrities, right? Don't they give celebrities a card?

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I think so.

00:02:41 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 4:

Like a gold card or something that they can go in and get anything they want, anytime. Put that in sports terms.

00:02:47 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 6:

Carvel and Cinnabon merging together is like what?

00:02:50 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 5:

It's Carvel and Cinnabon together is like LeBron teaming up with Luka Doncic.

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Okay. Yeah. When was the last time you guys had a Cinnabon?

00:03:00 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 5:

Oh, God. I just want this. Honestly, I want the frosting. The middle part.

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Once you got to the middle.

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Would you ever peel them apart and unlayer them?

00:03:09 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 4:

I'm a weirdo, and you're going to make fun of me for how I ate them. I caught them with a fork and a knife. What?

00:03:14 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 5:

I know. You would eat them with a fork and a knife? Because they're so gooey. I hate that. Bougie.

00:03:18 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 6:

I love that. You got to get your gun and get it in your nails. Yes.

00:03:24 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 5:

Well, here's the deal. We have a special guest for Kevin on his birthday. I'm nervous. Lydia did a themed party for you, which is really nice. Your theme party this year is Make Birthdays Great Again Party. And it is a President Donald Trump themed birthday party that she's thrown for you. Lydia does not know me. I think she knows that you are. She's supposed to be my wife. You're somebody that likes to just make things great. And so she figured, you know, there's going to be a tariff-free birthday for you here today. And on the phone with us. This is great. Because it's going to make... You sure it's not your birthday? It's going to bring out the angry... It's going to bring out the angry texters again. That are going to say that we're brought to you by Fox News. Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. Donald J. Trump is on the show. Good morning.

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Good morning. Happy birthday to you. You make the Pistons play better, too. Happy birthday, dear Kev. He's my favorite hype man. Thank you so much. It doesn't have to rhyme. When you're the president, it doesn't have to rhyme. It doesn't have to rhyme.

00:04:36 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 6:

Thank you, Mr. President.

00:04:38 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 3:

You've been doing a tremendous job, I have to say, Kev. I mean, they beat the Knicks last night. That's a fact.

00:04:43 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 6:

Listen, Mr. President, if I could ask for one thing for my birthday, It is for you to buy me a cake, and I want Ivanka to pop out of you.

00:04:53 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 3:

Well, there you go. Okay, I'm not going to blame you there. She's the hottest one of my daughters.

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 5:

She really is. President Trump, I know Kevin puts a smile. How is everybody in MAGA Nation, Mojo?

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We got a cake. A cake's coming in the studio right now. Do you see the pictures on the cake? What are the pictures like? Oh, you have a cake coming in. This is my favorite one. What is that? What do you got there? Look at that one. Oh, my God.

00:05:22 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 5:

You got the gold Trump sneakers on top or what?

00:05:25 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 2:

He's got a little truffle butter on here.

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Oh, my God.

00:05:30 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 5:

lydia president trump you have is it orange frosting you have signed so many different new

00:05:38 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 2:

like proclamations or whatever executive orders a lot of them can you make an executive order for

00:05:44 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 5:

kev like can we do something for him i'm gonna sign an executive order that makes kev the best person in the world today oh that's great how about that my favorite is when you can't think

00:05:57 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 2:

of anything, Eric, and you just struggle. Yeah, just struggle. That was great.

00:06:04 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

Be careful. I'm going to slap it. You know what? He's got to deal with all these hysterical women every morning. Yes. So Kevin, he's doing a hell of a job holding it together.

00:06:14 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

He is. He really is. He's struggling this week, though, because Megan is not here for him. And I think that that's been a tough week for him. Megan took the week off.

00:06:25 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 5:

Please tell me she's not doing the surgery. She is not. No, there's no surgery. What surgery, sir? What surgery? Nothing, nothing.

00:06:35 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 2:

No, there's no surgery going on. Actually, I think she's helping a family member move this week. She's helping a family member. She's the only person I know. She's the only person I know that.

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The only family member with a truck?

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That's what I think it is. She's the only person I know that takes a week off and has to do something for a family member like that. She needs, like, a nice vacation or something when she's going away.

00:06:58 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

That's dedication. Send her to beaches or something.

00:07:01 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 2:

I know. We've got to do something for her. Can you deport her to a nice foreign...

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We're going to deport her to Cabo.

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

Speaking of that, speaking of that, hold on a second, hold on.

00:07:13 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 6:

This is Donald Trump, and while we're deporting people, Kev, be careful, we might deport you right back to the LCA to just be the Pistons announcer.

00:07:24 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 2:

All right, Eric, it's great to have you.

00:07:28 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 5:

I have it in my authority. It's great to have you on.

00:07:30 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 2:

I know Kevin's loving this, but we actually do have some special guests for Kevin later this morning. I'm nervous.

00:07:35 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 5:

I'm nervous. This is great. I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and don't do anything illegal, because we got everybody watching. Eyes on the ground.

00:07:43 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 2:

That's right. Watch out. Pam Bondi will come after him, won't she? That's right. All right. We'll talk to you later, Eric. I love you, buddy. Later, guys. Bye, Eric. Appreciate you, man. Have a blessed day. We'll talk to you.

00:07:53 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 7:

Kent's comments are now classified as illegal imports in Windsor. Thanks a lot, government officials. This is Mojo in the Morning.

00:07:59 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 2:

Oh, Kevin. Kevin, it's been such a good day with you. Oh, man, it's just getting started. It is just getting started. Explain what that is on your cake. What is the cake? There are ass emojis with a cell phone between the cheeks. And there's a person calling, and the name on it is Lydia. How do you get a person to make a cake like that for you? You've got to be doing the right things. Only the executive producer of this radio show can get a booty cake for Kev. I've got Lucy's birthday party tonight. Give me that. Real quick, hold on. Could you imagine? Kev, your sister is on the phone. What's up, Lear?

00:08:41 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 3:

Happy birthday to you. That's beautiful. Wow, that's a beautiful voice Thank you, Lynn, I love you

00:09:00 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 2:

That is a beautiful voice Smokalaka G

00:09:03 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 3:

Oh my God, no we are not

00:09:10 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 2:

Wait, what is she doing? She wants me to have a love show, bro She wants a love show? I need 35 baddies on deck. Wait, she wants you to host a love show? Like, for the love of Ray J, Flavor of Love, she wants me to do a love show.

00:09:24 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

I need 35 bad bitches. Oh, my God. I like that idea. Let's put that together. 34, because there's one bad bitch already here for this person.

00:09:32 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. My God.

00:09:34 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 3:

Melinda, that's a wonderful idea. We need them.

00:09:36 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

Wonderful idea. Love you, Lynn. If our promotions department's listening, Crystal, love you.

00:09:42 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 1:

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