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Speaking of the weather, yesterday, 70 and sunny. Today, 44 degrees and crappy.

It's raining right now here. Is it? Yep.

You know, this is just BS. We put up with so much crap in our lives living here. We got teams that don't never win a championship. We've got drivers that are complete morons.

That is true.

We got potholes all over the place. We got, what do we got? Oh, we do have good pizza. We got, I mean, I think Detroit style pizza is great pizza.

My favorite.

And occasionally a Coney Island Greek salad ain't too bad too. All right, we got the food. We got no good weather. This weather is just asinine and I'm done already. Can't stand it. By the time that it hits April the 15th and I'm having to pay my taxes, right now the government should give me money back for the bad weather. Don't you think?

You are in a crotchety mood. You really are.

I almost killed myself this weekend.

Because you were wasted.

You showed me so much love yesterday. You were worried about me as soon as I showed you that big mark on my back. And then I show it to her. She texts me. Are you everything okay? What's the doctor's appointments? Today, she's back to being mean Shannon.

No, that is not true. Are you kidding me? But this is you. It's winter. It's cold. It's spring. It's rainy. It's summer. It's hot. It's fall. Make up your mind. Is there a season you actually like? It is winter. It's winter.

It's not winter. This is spring.

But is there a season you actually like? I don't like spring. Spring is my least favorite season. I like July.

It's the season of July. That's about it that I like. It's the only month that's consistent. No, I love the heat. I love heat. I'm not going to lie to you, even as a fat dude sweating his ass off, I'm fine with it. I'll get into air conditioning. You know, I lived in Arizona for eight years.

It's a dry heat, though.

No, it wasn't a dry heat. It was sweltering. It was like going into an oven. That's how dry that heat was. But can I be honest with you? I actually was consistent. It was consistent. You knew exactly when I was going to start and you knew exactly when I was going to end. living in you know michigan and growing up in chicago like i did you don't know the consistency of there's no consistency of this weather see i wouldn't be able to do florida i couldn't do

florida i love it no it's the best muggy the only thing i don't like about the only thing i don't

like about florida is they don't pull over for emergency vehicles literally ambulances and cop cars and stuff they never pull over because i think they're all wanted by the law and uh in Number two, I think the food blows there, so I think the food's horrible.

What? You don't need another Margaritaville?

No. They're all crap. By the way, I apologize to my Bronco fans. You're right. The Western Michigan Broncos champions.

That's great.

Yes. And then, of course, the Ohio State Buckeyes champions. I was kind of hoping that J.D. Vance yesterday when he dropped that thing would have destroyed that the statue or the the trophy so that uh they couldn't display it at their school what's going on melissa what's happening hey mojo how are you this morning oh don't ask don't thank you melissa for caring i'm great what's going on thank you i feel you

like this weather's awful let's get out of here michigan sucks like i'm depressed it's all it's

seriously it's not pure michigan pure bite my ass that's what thank you you know what i mean 100 like 100 they they ran those commercials for so long telling us to go to you know luddington yeah the last thing in the world i want to do is hang out in luddington but if i go up there if i go up there i have even worse weather than i have here

Exactly, I agree.

Have a good day, guys.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

I like the rain. I just don't like when it's freezing rain and then it's 70 degrees later in the day and then it's back down to

30 at night. Because I get excited to wear sandals and a short sleeve shirt with my jeans and hang out outside.

I also do appreciate the weather that keeps my toes inside my shoes so I don't have to paint them.

uh i don't know what do you what do you you're you're a masochist or something there's something going on what what happened to you that you like all this bad weather you like all the depressing movies and documentaries and i think rain is calming i don't like driving in the rain or the

snow i want to make that clear like that part sucks so if you like spend a lot of time in your car at your job i can understand why you would hate that but i just think it's calming oh it's the worst in the summertime when you get too hot and i'm sweating and i'm naked you can't get cooler like that sucks but you can always cozy up and cuddle up and get warmer start a fire you're the

person that moves to that place in alaska that has no sunlight bro if they would pay me to live out there or it has no it has no dark uh darkness right isn't it there is a part yeah it's like what's up calvin hey how's it going calvin first time long time hey there Calvin's on the phone. What's going on, Calvin?

Even that is lackluster. Yeah, no, I mean, upon the weather, I'm a big fan of the unpredictability. My parents lived down in Florida. They moved, you know, a little over a decade ago. And I just can't deal with, you know, you're always going to have to do what's on your schedule. And sometimes here in this unpredictability, you might have a really busy week and you just need that day of relaxation. And the weather is the only thing that might give you that day of relaxation because, you know, you got stuff planned and it's all supposed to be nice and then that one day of unpredictability gives you that day of relaxation that you might need or yesterday was that day

yesterday was that day yesterday everybody was in such a great mood I'm telling you yesterday you could have gotten laid by anybody because everybody was in such a good mood you know what I mean? Everybody was out everybody was having the time of it was like the best day ever Megan stayed in all day

everybody was out Everybody's dogs got wogged. Yeah.

And in that same sentence, you know, talking about that, basically if you do have an off day, that next day you're going back out, you're refreshed, you're ready, it's going to make that next day better instead of having to do three days in a row just, you know, busy, busy, busy.

Yeah, you know what? It is interesting that when you have one day out of the month, that is great.

No, but I think I had a better day than most people yesterday. Like, you were out in the heat. Gross. I was inside, I took a nap, and I ate a bumpy cake for dinner.

So I had cake for lunch.

By the way, that's pure Michigan right there.

I had chips and salsa and bumpy cake. That was my dinner. Winning.

Bumpy cake and a bed. Pure Michigan.

No, that's the worst part about moving here. My obsession with bumpy cake is the proof.

Really?

Oh.

What's up, Aaron? Hi.

Hey, Mojo. I was up across the bridge last week, and they have six plus inches of snow up there.

Are you kidding me? Hell yeah. Can you drive the Mackinac Bridge with six-plus inches of snow on it? I would think that that would kill you.

Well, not, like, on the bridge, but, like, once you get across and get farther up north. And it's bad. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, those people are nuts, too. The people that live up in the UP. You guys are just insane.

Did you hear what happened for them? I think it was overnight. Everybody got that crazy alert on their phones that lived in the UP that there was an earthquake. Really? Did you hear this story? Was there an earthquake? No, it was a huge mistake. the cell carrier like some sort of cell there was some sort of cell tower mix-up and the California cell towers I don't know how it happened but truly people got an alert that

there was an earthquake they're getting snow today did you know that I mean that is Aaron they're getting snow in the UP today and they just got done with that ice storm that knocked

all their power off uh what's going on Nella hey I just have two small comments so first Shannon, mean Shannon is a complete oxymoron because Shannon is not mean. And then secondly, Mojo, you are killing me today with all your comments. Pure bite my ass. Like that was epic.

Wouldn't you love to hear Tim Allen say that?

Yes, I would absolutely love to hear that.

Thank you, Nella. I appreciate it.

You're welcome.

All right, take care of yourself.

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