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Put the Damn Toilet Seat Down, Kev!
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Put the Damn Toilet Seat Down, Kev!

from Mojo In The Morning

July 3, 2025 | 00:06:52 | Leisure

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00:01:50 - 00:02:01 | Speaker 7:

Mojo in the morning show, Kev has a question to ask of women. This is a question that men, I think, don't understand. But what is it?

00:02:02 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 4:

I'm very serious, too, Shannon. And I'm going to turn my body and I'm going to look you in your eyes. And I really want to know, what is the deal with needing the toilet seat to be down? Why is that so important?

00:02:12 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that is a thing. And why do guys not do it? I don't. Because we don't get it. I don't want to see what is inside of the toilet bowl. Even if it's just water, for me, I just don't, like, it looks cleaner and neater when the toilet seat is down. So it's a presentation thing? Is that the real reason? For me, personally, are you talking about the lid or, like, the actual seat to the whole thing?

00:02:37 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 4:

I feel like the whole thing, like, just period.

00:02:38 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 7:

I always thought it was the seat. It was like, put the seat down because you'll fall in if you don't.

00:02:43 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 3:

Oh, well, sometimes, yeah, sometimes I am doing something else. It's like as we all are in our phone and then you turn around and sit down and it's, you know, you're not, you're lower than you thought you were going to be because the seat's up. In our house, it's the lid that's always up. And for two reasons. Bo, the puppy, will drink the water. But also it is a presentation thing for me. I just like it down.

00:03:04 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 4:

I'm not like in my mind when people, because is this the same thing as like a chivalrous man? Like, do you put this as like a gentleman puts the seat down? Like, does that?

00:03:13 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 3:

No, it's more of don't be a slab. Just put the seat down. So it's a slap.

00:03:18 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

I had a girl over last night. That's why I'm bringing this up, because I've heard this thing before, and maybe I did the wrong thing of associating it with something a chivalrous man would do. Now, I'm all for, you know, pulling your chair out, opening your car door, opening doors, period. I don't equate whether or not I put the seat down as something that makes me, quote, unquote, a gentleman. Yesterday, I had a girl over. She came from the bathroom back into the living room. I was like, you could have put the seat down. I'm like, what do you mean I could put the seat on? She's like, yeah, I shouldn't have to take a napkin and use it to put the seat down. I'm like, okay, well, I would have took a napkin to put the seat up. So it's not about being, I just didn't understand why it was even a conversation. It's leave it how, leave it how you found it. Okay. But in my mind, cause I don't know how she found it, but why is it? I don't understand. Yeah.

00:04:06 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 3:

You went in there and I bet you it was down. Yeah. I don't remember. So leave it how you found it. But in my mind, it shouldn't even be a conversation. Like, why is it so deep? Can I tell you, this is the same thing as guys who put their dirty dishes in the sink instead of rinsing them and just putting them in the dishwasher. I'm not about to rinse them. No, you guys are crazy.

00:04:23 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 7:

You guys are crazy about that. They need to soak.

00:04:26 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 3:

They do not need to soak. You can rinse them and throw them in the dishwasher.

00:04:30 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 7:

I don't get it. I want to find a woman that just puts them in the sink for at least a couple of minutes. Not forever, because I don't want to find you. But I don't understand that because my wife is the same way. Like, Chelsea is, like, gets so mad that, like, why can you not?

00:04:43 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

It's so annoying. The kids all do it, too. Wes's new thing, he will fold his dirty clothes and put them on top of the hamper. But he won't put them in the hamper. Put them in the dang hamper. Why are you folding dirty clothes? All these things are the same thing. Wait, are they clean? Like, just take that extra step there.

00:05:00 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

They're dirty clothes.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 8:

They're dirty. He, I noticed he did it this morning. So last time he gets home from Kendrick, folds his clothes, puts them on top of the hammer. All of these things are in the same, like take the extra step.

00:05:10 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 7:

But wait, stop for one second. Pull back. Why is he folding them when they're dirty? I don't know.

00:05:15 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 6:

Because of the secret agent.

00:05:17 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 7:

I'm telling you, that guy is psychotic sometimes with some of the things he does. I get the idea. See, I was thinking of what you said. Fold the clothes. Like, I like to fold them and just leave them in the laundry room and never put them. I like to just go in the laundry room and have that be my closet.

00:05:33 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 8:

That falls under this category of just take the extra set, put them away.

00:05:36 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 7:

Anissa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Or Anissa.

00:05:38 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. Yeah, it's Anissa. Good morning and happy birthday. Hey, thank you.

00:05:42 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 7:

What's happening?

00:05:43 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, so I was actually calling about the toilet seat. So it's not just for the looks. It's actually because when you flush the toilet, there's a lot of particles that spread around the bathroom. So it's more of a hygiene and cleanliness thing.

00:05:54 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 7:

Okay.

00:05:54 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 5:

And that's why the seat can always be down.

00:05:57 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 6:

All right, so when you say it's flying around, it's obviously getting on more things than the toilet seat. So I should wipe down everything then, with that logic.

00:06:06 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 5:

Yes, that's why the toilet seat is supposed to be down. Yo, I'm not going to do that. Although I will say.

00:06:11 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 8:

I need the lights on everything now. And maybe I'm in the minority because I know you're supposed to, especially if you poop, you're supposed to close the lid and flush. I don't do that. You like watching it go down. I don't like watching it go down. I love watching it go down. I need to make sure it goes down. I need to make sure there's not an additional flush that is required. Yeah, I feel you.

00:06:29 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 7:

I talked to a plumber that told me that you should double flush always, no matter what, because it never fully goes to the street. Yeah.

00:06:35 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 8:

Like the people that say they close the lid and flush every time. I'm like, you are lying. Or you're leaving particles. Yeah, thanks.

00:06:42 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 7:

Hey, what's up, Chico?

00:06:44 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 9:

Hey, what's going on, Mojo? Happy birthday.

00:06:45 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 7:

Thanks, buddy. What's happening?

00:06:47 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 9:

So look, man, we already had an unfair advantage with the toilet seat. So a little Chico to even out the odds a little bit. Women, they complain they got to go in and let the toilet seat down before they won't fall in. So what I do is, after I'm done, I close the seat and the lid. So now, versus them just having to come in and just sit down, now they got to take the lid up, same with us. Now we got to go in and put the seat down.

00:07:12 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 7:

Oh, you make it extra hard for them. And then you put a lock on it, too. Hold on. Jen wants to talk to you, Chico, because, Jen, you've fallen in before, and it's a real deal that you've fallen in?

00:07:22 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I want to tell Kat, because he said he didn't think it was that deep. Well, that water is real deep and real freaking cold.

00:07:33 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 7:

That's funny.

00:07:33 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 6:

Is this like an early morning, I'm tired, let me walk in in the middle of the night and I fall in? Or is this like middle of the day?

00:07:41 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 3:

It's happened all kinds of times in the day. Oh, you're a repeat offender. Well, I'm not the repeat offender. You know, other people were the repeat offender.

00:07:52 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 6:

How do you not see the toilet before you sit out? I don't get that.

00:07:56 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 3:

I haven't had to deal with it in years because my husband puts the toilet seat down and so does my son.

00:08:01 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 8:

If the lights aren't on. Years ago. Easy.

00:08:05 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 7:

By the way, I'm telling you, I think that these are all sound reasons for this thing. But I still think it's so weird that he folds his laundry and puts dirty laundry. Like, honestly, I'm not going to lie to you. Not all the time, but he does do it. Please don't be offended. But there is something about him that one day we're going to find out. He has a gun locker. I'm not kidding. I'm telling you. Yeah.

00:08:28 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 6:

He has a secret button in that gym in the garage.

00:08:31 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 7:

He's NSA U4. Like, he's not really Wes. It's like a fake. And the whole Canada thing is a bunch of crap. I'm telling you. He's from Russia. Six passports. Yeah. I don't get it.

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