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it's a mojo in the morning show uh shannon good to have your husband home uh and you had him alone for a little bit of time and you guys had a race against the clock

yeah so he got home from his trip on monday like in the middle of the night so yesterday was nice because i so i don't have lucy and smith this week they're with their dad and yesterday evening we found ourselves with no kids whatsoever because his kids were celebrating a birthday and they were with their mom out of the house and so it was nice because we sat on the porch it was beautiful night we had dinner we caught up he showed me some photos from his trip and then he's like wait a second there are no children here why are our clothes still on so is that something that is he actually did say it like is there a typical rule

that if no kids are there

you know sometimes we're like wait a second what are we doing we this is a great opportunity so we went upstairs and took off our clothes and I even said to him too as we started doing our thing I'm like I feel like Sam and Karen are going to be home soon because it had been like two two and a half hours and they were just doing a dinner and he of course doesn't care so we, you know, get on the bed and start doing whatever we're doing. And the way that my bedroom is, you can see right out the windows, like our street and the driveway. So we're right smack dab in the middle. And all of a sudden I see Kieran's little car coming down the street and pulling up in the driveway. And I was like, Wes, get down. Cause you know we we had the windows not that you could really see anyway but we could see out so i guess if you looked hard enough you could probably see him so he gets down and i thought that that would be it because i knew he was home he's in the driveway oh no did not stop west he was determined to keep going even as i hear the garage door open and close the door to the laundry room open yeah and close so i knew he was in the house but he just what do you think the tiny kept it going

What do you think the timing is?

From the time I saw him?

Well, yeah, because think about, I think about this sometimes. Like, I can tell, like, when my, when Luke comes home, okay? I can tell when Luke comes home because the garage, my garage door thing, and it's probably gone off here in the studio before. It goes, on my app, it will go, I go make some noise. And so I'm like, oh, Luke's there. But then there's times where Luke spends an exorbitantly long amount of time in his car.

Kieran never does that.

Kieran gets right inside the house.

he's right inside the house so from the time i saw his car turn the corner until the time he came in i would say it's probably one minute and 20 seconds not enough who are they he didn't care

west didn't care the uh and you're not comfortable by the way obviously having sex with the with the

older kids and well especially when i know that like they're they're going to come in and immediately want to come upstairs and talk about their day and the dinner and it's like it's weird when they would they come in and our bedroom door is closed you know what's happening and I did not want that to be the case

yeah that would be an uncomfortable thing I think that would be yeah it's uncomfortable for me with my

with my kids let alone you doing that with wes's kids yeah right um although it would be my kids they're not stupid it would be uncomfortable for me if i was making love and wes's kids showed up too i would be like why are wes's kids hanging out here so um but i uh i do want to ask the question of of our listener you know you're sitting there listening to the show when you're gonna have sex could you think that you have an empty house and then the kids do come home or you get that you know random neighbor at the front door or something like that does it ruin the mood for you or are you like no we're finishing this thing do you or do you ever have it and this is for you but also for the listeners too where it's like hey i'm gonna go run up and go get something or whatever i'm gonna run out you know and do something and you're like all right i know exactly like 15 20 minutes

to go we do that all the time we're like three two one go yeah we just run yeah uh hannah what's

going on hannah how are you hi good morning everyone good morning i was just thinking to myself um when i heard this my dad he lives with us part-time so if it's tuesday or wednesday and we're doing the deed i have to have the blink pulled up so i see when he comes home and we

can get dressed quickly oh geez okay so what is so the the blink gives you the forewarning

by seeing where he's at yeah he parks in the front and so i can see if he's home it's like

Yeah. Adult baby monitor. Do you ever turn the alarm on? Like there have been times, you know, where, and this was not for the sake of probably Chelsea and I together, but there are times where you want to take care of yourself. You know what I mean? And I'll turn the alarm on in the house because you want to make sure that there's at least a forewarning

of the beep, beep, beeps going off. That's actually a really great idea. You know, my dog got a great warning. They're very barky. So if they hear something, we know. But what if they're barking

at you no they don't they don't do that unfortunately they kind of watch yeah i was gonna say unfortunately all three dogs just sit outside of our bedroom oh my god they just sit

and cry they sit and cry because they want to come in does the crying ever like ruin the mood just have to block it out yeah you just gotta let it go through one air and one out the other misfit tony is calling up this is a topic for you tony i know how you are right

You already know I was calling in Shannon. Tell Wes, he's my new superhero. He's the man for keeping it going. I will. Let him know that.

I will.

And Mojo, please play Knock in the Boots and Dedicated to Wes.

Oh my gosh, Knock in the Boots? You know what? I haven't heard that song in forever. These guys won't even know that song.

I was going to say, I've never heard that song. Yeah, they will. Yeah, they will. Knock in the Boots?

Wait, hold on. Dedicated to Wes. Wait, wait. All right, all right. Is it knocking duh boots? No, this is for Wes. Here you go, Tony. All right. Thank you, Misfit Tony. I appreciate it.

Bye, Tony. All right. Y'all be blessed. Have a great day, everybody. You too.

Blair, what's up, Blair?

Hi. I was just going to say that I think the thrill of getting caught makes things so much more interesting, and it doesn't make me want to stop.

Wow. It's like a fetish. You're kind of turning me on, Blair. that's unbelievable most people would feel like the thrill of getting caught is not a thrill it's like an embarrassment

well my husband's grandma often spends the night at our house and I'm like look it's our house we're grown adults we're married we have a child they know what happens

has she ever said anything to you? has she ever said she heard or saw anything?

nope and my brother lived with me for almost two years And I was, my husband was like, but what if he hears this? I said, I don't care. I don't.

Can I say something, Blair? You went from being a turn on to now I think you're a weird human being.

Yeah.

I think the idea that your grandma and your brother-in-law or whatever are, it's brother or brother. I got a feeling that you are a voyeur. Do you like, you know, flash people or something too? Are you?

No, no, no, no, no. No, and it's literally, like, my brother, he lived in our house rent-free, like, didn't do anything. He was lazy. But, like, it's the thrill of getting caught. Like, I don't know.

It's not that I love him. Wait, you have a... Let's back this up for just one second, Blair, and I want you to think of this with me, you know, saying this to you. You have a thrill of getting caught having sex with your man from your brother catching you?

Or grandma. Just anyone. No.

I think Blair I'm putting you on a sex offenders list right now you are gonna have to register you have to register after that one I don't know I can't I can't I think there's a I think there's a thrill of getting caught if it's a

maybe a stranger or something like that. Although I don't even know that's so much a thrill. But I don't want grandma catching me.

I was going to say, I'd much rather have it be a stranger than a family member.

Do you understand? When I was a kid, I think I walked in on my parents one time having sex, and it was still so traumatizing for me at that moment. I don't know if that necessarily...

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's traumatic. It's traumatic catching your parents.

Yeah.

For sure.

Or even just knowing. And that's why I say I didn't even want to, I didn't even want him to come in and see

the door closed because that's gross. But it's also Blair traumatic to know that your brother, the freeloading brother, I can't do.

I told him to put headphones on. I'm like, just put headphones on.

You told your brother, I'm going to go have sex with my man.

No, I didn't tell him. You go in the basement and I lived in the basement underneath my parents' room when I was a teenager.

Anna and Shannon, you guys don't have brothers?

No.

But this would be like an awkward situation. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's kind of crazy. Listen, Blair, you know what?

Get it on.

What do they say? Don't yuck somebody's yum? Yeah. I'm yucking this yum.

But my husband works 16-hour days, five days a week, and only has two days off. You got to get it when you can. You got to get it while you can.

All right. I love you for listening, Blair. Take care of yourself.

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