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Reasons Why You Got Turned Down For Sex
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Reasons Why You Got Turned Down For Sex

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December 31, 2024 | 00:09:39 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:03 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:32 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 4:

I'm going to throw this out there as a topic, and it's not to embarrass anybody, because truly I'm embarrassing myself by saying this. But I want you to call us up and admit to us, what was the reason why you turned down sex, okay? What was the reason why you turned down sex? I'm going to title this also, my husband smells like spit, okay? because that would be the reason why I got turned down for sex because I smell like ****, yeah. So I was kind of kissing on Chelsea, you know? Like I was trying to do, like, I'm trying to be a romantic guy and I try to do things that are kind of romantic every now and again. And, you know, I do the whole thing where it's like I offer to massage, you know, like her back or she's got something. And I don't know what it is. And maybe this happens to all guys. I don't know, maybe this, Shannon, your husband does this with you. He starts massaging you, and the next thing you know, his pants are off. I have to be honest with you. I am not a very good guy at playing that I don't want to have sex. You know when I want to have sex. And so I started, like, kissing up on Chelsea, and she looked at me, and she goes, you got to go take a shower. And I said to her, why? and she says you have body odor from being out and golfing and stuff all day and basically she was telling me i smelled like crap and i want to know if there are any listeners that have ever turned down their spouse from having sex because their spouse smelled like crap or do you just go through through it like you just kind of do it i love her honesty because i didn't smell very good i did have body odor and it kind of smelled bad and i thought to myself i'm like yeah maybe i'll do like one of those french baths you know a little hole bath yeah a little hole bath exactly throw on some uh you know here my dove men care that i have the dove men care usually does it a little right there on me um have you ever turned down somebody from from uh having sex because they smelled or what was the reason why you turned somebody down or maybe got turned down from having sex what was the would you turn down having sex if your guy or girl smelled like crap i don't think i would no i think i would do my best to push through yeah you say that like it's like a task i'd make the sacrifice and push through would you what would you do would you plug your nose and go this is great hopefully it ain't smelling like that up in there yeah see i think i honestly i've never smelled chelsea have body odor like ever in my life i don't think she i don't think chelsea has glands that cause there are some people that

00:04:23 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 5:

are really lucky and just don't yeah i i think like there are continents that don't even sell deodorant which i think is super weird but uh chelsea might be the best smelling person i've ever smelled in my entire life i know that sounds so weird but i know when she enters a room because she has a distinct like scent that she wears it's crazy so good she wakes up smelling like that she

00:04:46 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

goes to bed smelling like that i don't understand how that works like she'll say that she just got done you know doing this our exercise thing that she does with her friend jessica and i'm like you don't even smell like you exercise you smell like like roses or something um mojo in the morning what's going on hannah so it was two weekends ago i had blacked out the night before because it was my college graduation and i wake up the next morning and i like don't remember a thing so i go lean over to kiss my partner and he goes uh-uh you have to go shower you have to go brush your teeth you were a mess last night and i had no recollection at all what did you do

00:05:24 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 8:

Did you, like, throw up or something?

00:05:27 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

I took, like, six shots within 30 minutes. Oh, she's a little thin. I don't remember anything after that.

00:05:35 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 7:

But there is that alcohol, that next-day alcohol smell. You know what I'm talking about? It's not a good one. Yeah.

00:05:42 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 8:

No. By the way, I've never known a guy ever to turn a girl down, even for that. I'm thinking. I'm like, I don't know if I've ever said no. I haven't. I'm so easy. Do you guys remember Woody's and Royal Oak? there was this place called Woody's and Royal Oak no I think it's closed it's something else now so it's Woody's and Royal Oak we were doing a rooftop party there one time I witnessed a girl throw up all over the place and four or five minutes later witnessed a guy making out with her I don't care how hot you are if I just witnessed that I don't think so what's up Carissa how you doing

00:06:17 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 5:

hey I'm doing good how are you

00:06:20 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 8:

good what's going on it's Mojo in the morning Have you ever turned somebody down for having sex?

00:06:25 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 5:

Well, I have, but really what I was calling about was your hoe bath. Yes. So in the South, my granny used to call it run a rag around it. Oh, my God. You just run a rag around it, honey, and then you go. Grandma was a freak. Oh, I know that's right.

00:06:45 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 8:

We love you, Carissa. I love her laugh. Her laugh is the greatest. Bye. Andrea, what's going on?

00:06:52 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 7:

Hi. So I actually get turned down almost quite frequently, actually, because I don't shower every single night before bed.

00:07:03 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 6:

Oh, really? So your partner, like, that's a mandatory thing. You've got to check that box before he or she will hook up with you.

00:07:10 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 7:

100%, yes. Everything has to be thick and clean.

00:07:14 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 8:

What do you do all day that requires you to have to shower every night?

00:07:19 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 7:

I actually, I just work at Costco in the food court, actually. Oh, so you smell it like food. It's like nothing crazy.

00:07:25 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 8:

You smell like the hot dogs.

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Yeah.

00:07:28 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 5:

I get that.

00:07:29 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, no guy wants a girl that smells like wieners.

00:07:32 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:07:33 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 8:

I love Costco hot dogs, by the way. Those are great. Oh, my God. They're the best. Q, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:07:41 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

Hey, what's up, man? So, look, it's the cheap, man. So, like, it's a history with her and my cousins and everything, you know what I'm saying? So she decided to try and throw it on me one day. And I don't know, man. I was going upstairs, you know what I'm saying, grab a little rubber, and I come back down, and I put the rubber on. But I don't know. I looked at him, and I just changed my mind.

00:08:09 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 8:

Is it because you knew that she was with every one of your relatives? yeah you just looked at it like it just didn't work for you i looked at it changed my mind i love people who call them rubbers

00:08:26 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 3:

tiffany what's up hi um so i've turned down my husband before because he works for a company that he has to work outside all day so i've turned him down so now immediately he comes in says hello and jumps in the shower because he knows he's not getting any if he's dirty at all

00:08:44 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 8:

got him trained yeah what about his nails and stuff do you make sure that he cleans his nails

00:08:51 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 3:

and everything oh they're yeah i clean his nails for him because he's just the typical hey it's dirt i work with my hands and i'm like no no no yeah sarah what's up it's mojo in the morning

00:09:03 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 6:

So, at my wedding, one of my bridesmaids was dancing. She threw up, caught it in her hand, threw it over her shoulder, continued dancing, and then made out with my cousin.

00:09:19 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 2:

She's an Avenger.

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 6:

It was rough.

00:09:25 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 8:

Did she get it all in her hand?

00:09:29 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 6:

I'm not quite sure. She had to have a change of clothes, so I'm assuming she didn't catch all of it. Oh, my God.

00:09:37 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 8:

What are you going to do with it once you catch it? Yeah, do you run over to a garbage can and put it in there or just throw it to the side? Yeah, throw it on the floor. What's up, Brian?

00:09:48 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

Hi, how's it going?

00:09:49 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 8:

Good, buddy. What's going on?

00:09:51 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

I stopped in the middle of sex. somebody I was with they asked, you know, in the middle

00:10:00 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 5:

sex, if she could duty on my chest. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Did I dump that? I did. I don't know if you're supposed to. Alright, dump that. Everybody dump that.

00:10:11 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 6:

Literally dump that.

00:10:13 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 5:

Even though... So, in the middle of... For those that had...

00:10:19 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 6:

Oh, Lord above today.

00:10:22 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 5:

She wanted to do some really freaky things to this guy. Which I never had... Please, Kevin, you gotta keep quiet. Put your hand over his mouth, Megan. Don't allow him to touch.

00:10:31 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 4:

I literally want to roll your chair out of the seat. I'm good.

00:10:34 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 5:

I'm listening. Roll him out of the seat. But I have never understood anybody that has been turned on by that. I have never in my life.

00:10:41 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 6:

Somebody asked me to do that but the other one. And I was like, never, ever again will I ever see you. Ever, ever, ever.

00:10:49 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 5:

I don't get it. Ryan, without saying anything, did you follow through? No.

00:10:57 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 6:

Okay.

00:10:57 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 5:

Oh, thank God. I get it. Hold on. Put somebody put their hands over Ryan, please.

00:11:03 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 1:

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00:11:41 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 3:

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