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Remember the First Penis you Saw?
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Remember the First Penis you Saw?

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December 27, 2022 | 00:06:29 | Leisure

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00:01:47 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the morning. I had this conversation with Joe, Jed and Ashley, which I thought was humorous. And it was the conversation about how everybody can remember, every guy can remember the first nipple that they ever saw live and in person. You know, like every guy remembers that.

00:02:08 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 5:

This is such a you conversation if I've ever heard one.

00:02:10 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 4:

In many cases, it was a nip slip. It wasn't like you're getting romantic with them. It was your first nipple that would come through. Oh, yours wasn't? Yours was actually a romantic nipple? No, no, no. Mine was an ope. It was a bathing suit moment. Oh, it was a bathing suit moment. Okay, yeah. Oh, the ope. Oh, I think he said nope. Oh, no, I said nope. Ope. Yes. Yeah, an ope moment. Well, I remember the very first one, and it was a bathing suit moment. It was Kathy Caliendo. That was my sister Pat, Aunt Pat's best friend growing up. And hers was her top came off in a swimming pool, and that was my first time that I ever saw a live boobie. and live and in-person boobie. And then I asked this question, and I think that this would be a good topic for the air. Do women remember the first wiener that they see?

00:03:01 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 5:

Live wiener or just wiener?

00:03:04 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 4:

Do you remember the first?

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Oh, I do.

00:03:05 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 4:

Do you remember the first live wiener? I love penises. It was so gross. Was it a romantic situation or was it a dope?

00:03:15 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 5:

No, it was a romantic situation. It was the guy that my high school boyfriend that I dated for seven plus years. Wait, he was the first one you saw? Yeah. That's awkward. Live? Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, I'll never forget. I think I just stared like that. What it looks like. Ew. And like, what am I supposed to do? Ew. I was not prepared at all.

00:03:43 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. I know you are shocked. I just remember thinking in my head, it's like, never mind.

00:03:50 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 5:

It's gross. Yeah. It's so funny because everybody loves boobs, but as soon as you see your first ween, you're like, no, I take it back. I'm sorry.

00:04:01 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 4:

Megan, do you remember the first ween that you saw?

00:04:07 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. I'm trying to think. I don't think I had some specific moment.

00:04:12 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:04:13 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

I don't know.

00:04:14 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

Think about this.

00:04:17 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 2:

Oh, baby, he was my first everything. Such an innocent girl When we first met

00:04:49 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 4:

This is your song that you sang when you saw that

00:04:50 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

Boyfriend's first swing So how could I ever forget The first penis I saw

00:05:00 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 3:

Why does this sound like an ABBA song? It is, Megan. Hey, what's up, Cindy? Hi, good morning. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. So I remember the first penis, but I remember like the first five or six penises. Because I went to, my dad took us to the beach when we were little. We lived out of fate, and we, I lost, I couldn't find him on the beach, so I went through the men's stall or shower or whatever. Oh, boy. It's the worst.

00:05:41 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 5:

Oh, boy.

00:05:41 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 3:

Full-grown men taking showers, and my eyes were, like, big as golf balls. It was amazing. Yeah. Thank you.

00:05:49 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 5:

Just showering with the, Mojo, give her the, do we have the dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig?

00:05:55 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 9:

I don't know if we have the drop.

00:05:56 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God.

00:05:58 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 9:

Oh, my God.

00:05:59 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 8:

Her experience going through the locker room Hold on, I think I got it I think I got it, is this it? You're a dick He was kind of a dick We have a lot of those, don't we? I got a lot of penis

00:06:11 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 9:

Sorry about that Wow, that's the worst By the way, I have to tell you something Men's locker rooms are the worst I think that might be the first live D Other than mine that I saw Was when my dad took me to The Riviera Country Club Health Club And I walked in And they were all getting into the hot tub naked And my dad's like, would you like to take a hot tub with me and my friends? And I'm like, sure. And they're all naked. I'm like, yeah. I don't want to see a bunch of guys and their, you know, D's hanging low. What's going on, Jessica?

00:06:44 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 4:

Hey. Yeah, so my first penis that I saw, it was very horrible because I was, it was Um, the summer after my junior year, I had gotten into a, um, a summer camp and it was art-based. So one of the classes was life drawing class. Yeah. And, um, so yeah, the, the life drawing class was live models.

00:07:18 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 5:

And how old were you when you saw the nude model?

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

I was probably about 17.

00:07:24 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Oh, you must have a very big penis.

00:07:29 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, so this older man, older model, he was probably in his 40s, mid to late 40s. He walks up on the podium, drops his robe, and there it was. Wow, penis so big. So big penis. And I actually have drawings to come up with.

00:07:50 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 10:

You must have a very big penis.

00:07:54 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 9:

Oh, it's so nice to remember.

00:07:57 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 5:

You never forget your first, especially when you frame it and put it on your wall.

00:08:01 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 4:

All right. I think that tucked away in the closet.

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