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Rhys Accidentally Hate-Texted Mojo

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December 22, 2022 | 00:12:42 | Leisure

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00:02:24 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 3:

mojo in the morning oh home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty end of the 30 i um i just read my text messages that uh that i've gotten during the show like so i get text messages during the show from people and when people will send me text messages i sometimes don't get to you right away because of i need a break like a commercial break or a song or something to be able to do it ellen you got to listen up for this one this is a good one so i ended up getting a text message from reese okay our director of social media yes a great guy he is a great i heard i heard he's a great guy this is too good by the way are you taping this right now are you on camera i want you on camera for this one okay unfortunately where's ellen is she there ellen no ellen ellen you gotta you gotta hear this this is this is too damn good so i got a text message from reese at 7 24 a.m this morning okay my heart rate it says by the way my bad i had the worst day ever yesterday all right that's one bubble i legit am so over my job it's unreal meant to say life that's a that's a that's a that's another that's another bubble I don't see anything wrong with that. The next bubble says, didn't do anything yesterday because it's so effing never ending. That's another bubble. And then finally the last bubble is, LMAO meant to send this to my mom.

00:04:09 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 6:

The thing is, is mom and mojo are very similar. Very, very similar. I don't know what the better name is. Oh, that's the greatest.

00:04:20 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 1:

The first two texts or the last one? I don't know which one's better.

00:04:23 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 6:

So, Reese, you didn't just send one mistaken text. You sent four text emojo bitching about your job before you realized. Best please. That's the greatest. Not even an hour into me being here.

00:04:34 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

By the way, were you hoping that I didn't read it, or were you hoping that I— Oh, I knew I was screwed. The second I realized that I knew I was screwed. So you had to go over an hour and a half or two hours of wondering, did I read it or not? Were you wondering, did I read it? I knew you read it. I had a good feeling. By the way, I swear to God, I just read it just when I just said it to you during the break. Oh, really? Yeah, I swear to God.

00:05:00 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 4:

I did not read it earlier. I'm sitting over here getting real quiet. That's not the first time Reese has done that. In our morning show group chat, he once in a while will actually send us a chat, and I'm like, what's he texting about? And then I realize, oh, Reese is high. He means to text his friends. He's in the wrong group chat.

00:05:16 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 3:

By the way, no shame. We've all said that about this job before. We just didn't text it to the boss.

00:05:21 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 7:

That's the only difference, okay?

00:05:23 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 6:

So, Reese, I'd love to know. I'm going to pull a Tony Travato right now as a boss. So, Reese, what's up with the job that makes you say that you're so over it?

00:05:33 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 5:

No, I swear I love the job. It was just the weekend, really. The weekend was not so great. Was it the never-ending? You're getting so much thrown at you.

00:05:41 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 6:

Was it the never-ending, where are all the personal stuff, you know, the texts that were coming out, like the social media things from Tony and everything?

00:05:50 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 5:

See, that didn't really bother me because Tony texted me on the side after that saying I did a great job, and that wasn't directed towards me. Wait, that text wasn't meant to you for you. Yeah, I know, right? Another one.

00:06:03 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

But this is what I'm terrified of, that now that I've started dating a Megan and I work with a Megan, like you said, Mojo, eventually, I think I have messaged our Megan on the show before by accident, and I just covered it up well. It was nothing crazy. You got to be careful of this.

00:06:20 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 1:

Now it's breaking my heart, Mojo. I kind of feel you because it's like, oh, they wanted to, no, they didn't want to talk to me.

00:06:27 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 6:

Yes, I know. By the way, I was so excited that Reese was one-on-one texting me. Like, I felt so special. That you read it the next day. I felt so special. I was going to save this. I would like to know. Here, I'm going to save this, by the way. I'm going to screenshot this and send it to you, Reese, so you can post this. Can you do me a favor? Can you call us up? And this is what I want to focus on, because I know people have this a lot. The mistaken boss text. You sent the text to the boss. what was the text that you sent to the boss let's let's specify just the boss what was the wrong text that you sent to your to your boss that uh that you um you know would like to uh to share with us because those are you know it's embarrassing to send a dick pic to your mom

00:07:19 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 5:

Wow, that would have sucked.

00:07:22 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 6:

I really would have sucked. Or to Mojo. But it's even more embarrassing to tell your boss how much you hate the job or how overworked you are.

00:07:33 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 5:

I swear, I love the job. I just want to throw that out there a thousand times.

00:07:36 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 6:

You work very hard. What was your mom going to do, by the way? Yeah. Why were you looking for sympathy from her?

00:07:41 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 5:

My mom's just a good listening ear, you know? Aw, I love that. She's my go-to.

00:07:44 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 6:

When is your mom going to make an appearance on this radio show? I don't know.

00:07:48 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, she's not awake, though. So I can see what she's all about.

00:07:52 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 6:

You did?

00:07:52 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:07:52 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 6:

To tell her it was a wrong thing? Yeah. What'd she say? Damn it, Mom, now I hate my job even more.

00:07:56 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 5:

Was she worried for you? Yeah, she didn't respond yet. She's sleeping right now. Oh, okay. All right. I'll let you know, though.

00:08:01 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 6:

Mojo in the morning. T.

00:08:04 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:08:06 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 6:

What did you send your boss by mistake?

00:08:09 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 2:

So I was having the worst day ever. Got in trouble at work. Went home. Got in school with a boyfriend. Boss named Andrea. Boyfriend named Andre. so i think andrea my boss of texas said fqb i'm done this is it i can't take this fhi anymore oh oh man oh my god what happened afterwards i did the walk of shame in the work next day he was like uh that wasn't for you it was for our drafts where it still comes up to this day every now and then she's like oh you're quitting again

00:08:41 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 4:

But you still got your job. That's good.

00:08:49 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 6:

That's funny. Angela, hi. What was the mistaken text that you sent your boss?

00:08:54 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh. Okay, so I was applying for a job, and I had required the boss to give me a drug test. And she had the same name as, like, my plug. And I text her. I go, so where did we get that fake pee? I have a drug test.

00:09:11 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 6:

what did you do right after that when you realized it was the boss did you oh my god oh man uh stefan yes good morning hey we're talking about how uh reese in honor of reese our director of social impact who sent me a text telling me how much he hates his job i love the job i swear i want to know have you ever mistakenly text your boss yes i have recently and multiple

00:09:43 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 7:

times unfortunately um my boss is my dad i've been working with him since i graduated a few years ago and there's days where we don't get along too great you know there's a professional versus fatherly son kind of relationship sure and it was just one of those morning mornings where just we were not connecting on any level Thank you.

00:10:00 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 1:

so i texted my sister i thought saying hey heads up dad's in like a pissed off mood you know he's in one of those moves today and i just threw in like a bunch of you know venti things and uh

00:10:10 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 4:

texted it right to him oh boy and i was late for work that day so what did dad uh do was dad pissed

00:10:18 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 1:

oh yeah uh he just puts well i'll see you soon because i'm on the way to work anyway that's the worst oh yeah yeah one of those where i just like put my phone down and just was like i'm gonna take

00:10:30 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 5:

my time now yeah why rush in to get fired uh what's up bian hey what's going on good morning good morning this is actually you were in the military and did this uh yeah i'm still in the

00:10:43 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 6:

military i'm actually an army recruiter oh man we salute you for what you do thank you appreciate it uh so about uh eight years ago i was in hawaii and uh one of our sergeants they put out like uh in the group chat instead of a lot of formations we use a lot of group chats now and uh they had put out like first sergeant wanted an accountability formation at 1800 which is six o'clock and it was like friday so one of the privates was like what's wrong with first sergeant does he hate his family or something and then our sergeant was like

00:11:12 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 5:

he's in this group chat yeah and yes he does hate his family um by the way i wonder what the punishment is for something like that the rest of them they can fire you that guy actually can make your life even more miserable junior hey can you guys hear me we can't hear you junior we're talking about mistakenly texting the boss okay well first of all

00:11:36 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 3:

i gotta state my boss is 26 he was 25 at the time that's very important so young guy he yeah he just recently he just recently got married and he was going around asking all of us for advice So I don't know how this happened, but me and my wife, we like to role play. So we're sending pictures back and forth while at work. Every time a picture gets sent to me, he gives me the thumbs up. And I'm like, huh, that's all right. I must be doing a good job. So he's sending, so me and my wife are sending pictures back and forth.

00:12:08 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 5:

So wait, so you're texting, you think you're texting your wife a bunch of like, what, nudes or something?

00:12:14 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 3:

No, I just like role play pictures, you know, like picking our costumes, you know, getting ready for the big thing. Okay. Sure, sure. Okay. All right. No kids. And, like, I guess, like, I'm copying and pasting from previous, like, from previous thread texts between me and her about, like, which costume she likes, you know, what she want me to be. Am I going to be Elvis Presley? Might I be John F. Kennedy? You know, how we doing today? And you're getting the thumbs up back. So you're thinking, yeah, I'm, like, on to something. Yeah, he's giving, yeah. And every time he sees me, he's giving me the thumbs up. Oh, jeez. Oh, my God. I must be doing a good job. Wait a second.

00:12:46 - 00:12:52 | Speaker 5:

So, you know, can I ask a question? You dress up as John F. Kennedy as a role play with your wife?

00:12:53 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. So he said, hey, sometime with your Marilyn Monroe, yeah. Okay. So we're going back and forth, and he keeps giving me the thumbs up. So after about four hours, I kind of figured, like, wait a minute. This is really weird. Nobody has that many thumbs. So he pulls me to the side. I'm thinking he's about to say, he's like, hey, you and your wife want to hang out? I'm like, sure. Maybe you got a promotion. Oh, my God. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on.

00:13:26 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 5:

And did he want to, like, become a third? No, no.

00:13:32 - 00:13:36 | Speaker 3:

He wanted to become like a group. Oh, my God.

00:13:36 - 00:13:42 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. So he and his girl wanted to role play with you and yours.

00:13:43 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah.

00:13:44 - 00:13:45 | Speaker 5:

What costume was he going to do?

00:13:46 - 00:14:02 | Speaker 3:

That's what's funny. He showed me their costumes from high school. He was like, we still got these. And I'm like, okay, you guys, you're doing a costume? What was it? What was it? It was Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers. Oh, my God.

00:14:03 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 5:

Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Marilyn Monroe, and John F. Kennedy all hanging out together. That's awesome. Jake, I'm going to use you as the last caller here, Jake, because I've got to move on. Jake? Yeah. We're talking about mistakenly texting the boss. Was this your boss that mistakenly text you?

00:14:21 - 00:14:34 | Speaker 2:

Yep. I did roofing in college, and his drug dealer's name must have been Jake, too. And he texted me his illegal drugs and pills that he wanted for the weekend. Oh, wow.

00:14:35 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 5:

How embarrassing was that for him when he found out he sent that to one of his employees?

00:14:41 - 00:14:43 | Speaker 2:

All I said was, wrong, Jake. See you Monday.

00:14:43 - 00:14:50 | Speaker 5:

By the way, that wouldn't surprise me if that's next from Reese. If I all of a sudden get his Weed Man.

00:14:50 - 00:14:51 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. Stay tuned.

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