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Rhys Punched Santa?!
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Rhys Punched Santa?!

from Mojo In The Morning

December 15, 2022 | 00:04:07 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:15 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:15 - 00:00:31 | Speaker 4:

Which Mojo in the Morning show member punched Santa Claus? Wow. I can't believe that somebody would be that violent with everybody's favorite fad guy. I've seen Shannon shopping before. That's impressive.

00:00:31 - 00:00:32 | Speaker 1:

That's true.

00:00:33 - 00:00:39 | Speaker 4:

Actually, no, it wasn't Shannon. It wasn't Spike. It wasn't Mojo. It wasn't Megan. It wasn't Mike.

00:00:40 - 00:00:44 | Speaker 1:

It was Reese. Sweet, innocent Reese. No way. I don't believe it.

00:00:44 - 00:00:46 | Speaker 3:

Oh, there's no way. He is so laid back.

00:00:47 - 00:00:53 | Speaker 4:

What's the story? Reese, our director of social impact, the sweetest guy in the world. The hell, Reese?

00:00:53 - 00:01:10 | Speaker 5:

What did you do? I was just never a fan of Santa growing up. So the one time that I did actually see Santa, I accidentally, well, not accidentally, I punched him in the face. How old were you? I want to say I was about six or seven. I was like a toddler, like an older toddler. Oh, my God.

00:01:10 - 00:01:17 | Speaker 4:

And did your mom recall the story with you to bring back memories? Did you get kicked out of the mall or what happened?

00:01:18 - 00:01:27 | Speaker 5:

I'm not sure if I got kicked out of the mall, but it comes up at every single family party, get together. It's like my mom's favorite story. It's cute, though.

00:01:27 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 4:

It's kind of funny. I think that there's so many times where parents have had their kids wet Santa, where they pee on them and stuff like that.

00:01:34 - 00:01:35 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:01:35 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 4:

And then there's the kids that pull on Santa's beard or rip on that thing.

00:01:39 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 1:

We should have, I have a really great family friend, Kevin. You know Kevin. He used to own him. Kevin Santa. Yes, Kevin Santa. He plays Santa at one of the local malls, and he has the greatest stories about things that happened to him while he's in that red suit. He's actually going to write a book about it.

00:01:57 - 00:01:58 | Speaker 4:

Oh, that would be great.

00:01:58 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 1:

He's going to write a book about it, and the title of the book is going to be Dear Santa, All I Want for Christmas is a Pair of Tits. And the reason that that's the title of the book is he had a little girl a couple of years ago come, and she gave him her Christmas list, and tits was on it, but she really wanted tights. She just didn't know how to put tights.

00:02:23 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. That is so funny. So, Reese, you have never grown out of this. Are you still not a fan of Santa Claus, or do you like Santa Claus more now that you're an adult?

00:02:33 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 5:

Still not a huge fan of the mall Santa. I'm not going to lie.

00:02:37 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 4:

Do they creep you out, or what?

00:02:38 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 5:

I don't want to say they creep me out, but I'm just not really trying to sit on Santa's lap. I don't know.

00:02:45 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Well, you probably at this age shouldn't be doing that.

00:02:49 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 5:

Probably punch me.

00:02:50 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 1:

Have you guys read, speaking of people who play Santa Claus, have you guys read? It's gone viral now, but the story about the guy who plays Santa at the famous Macy's in New York City, it's on the Humans of New York social media. Do you know what I'm talking about? Have you seen people? It's really super long. I mean, I can't read it to you, but it's definitely worth a read today if you have the time.

00:03:13 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 4:

What is it? Is it them just talking about their experiences?

00:03:15 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 1:

It's just about why it is so important to him to be Santa Claus every year and how he came to be the Santa Claus at Macy's in New York City. It's cool. It's a good one.

00:03:25 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 4:

When Luke and I were doing the college visit last week, there was a guy that looked exactly like Santa Claus. And he had, you know, the beard and everything like that. I felt so bad for him because we were eating at this burger place, like this local burger place in the town. And everybody kept walking over to his table to take a picture with the guy. And he had, honestly, I think after a while, he wanted to punch them. Because it was one of those things. But I guess if you have that beard going and you kind of got that look going.

00:03:51 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 1:

Yes, Wes and I went out to dinner last night and there was a man who sat down next to us. And he looked just like Santa. And I whispered across the table to Wes, look, Santa just sat right next to us. As a 39-year-old woman, I still get really excited if I see somebody that looks like Santa Claus.

00:04:05 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. One of the other favorite things that we've ever done on our show is when you went to talk dirty to Santa Claus's.

00:04:11 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 1:

Oh, I've never been so nervous before.

00:04:13 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 4:

And the mall Santa Claus's.

00:04:15 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 1:

And the one talks dirty back.

00:04:16 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Yeah. All right. Try that next time, Reese. Don't talk dirty to him.

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