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Okay, so Reese is like this sweet, innocent guy. But is he really so innocent? And if he was so innocent, why is it that the police are always after him?

Again? Again?

Let me get the drama. Let me get the dramatic flair.

Yes.

This guy, by the way, who he just looks like a typical nice young guy that grew up in the suburbs. and he attended Central Michigan University, Fire Up Chips.

Fire Up Chips.

But he's an evil guy that the cops want.

That's what the cops want. They see me rolling. Yeah. Perfect song. Perfect song.

So did you get pulled over and get another ticket, or what's the story?

I did.

How many tickets have you had, Reese?

Believe it or not, this is my first ticket ever. What? Ever.

Why, because you always get out of them, or what?

I usually schmooze my way out, somehow, someway. but not this time i was uh leaving work on friday and not even a mile away from the radio station i get pulled over for speeding yep for speeding i was going over one of those hills you know how farmington hills has like a bunch of hills that's why it's known as farmington hills but so i'm coming over one of these hills and so i'm coming over one of these hills and all of a sudden the second i get over i notice this cop is hiding in this neighborhood Can you stop for a second? What? Listen.

I'm putting deodorant on.

He's putting spray deodorant on while you're talking. I just need to note this in the program notes.

Can I use that, too?

Okay. That was an accent. Body spray? No, it's dumb. I was. I was putting a little on. I just watched Mojo lift up his shirt and spray his pits, and I couldn't not talk about it. I'm sorry.

I was sweating a little bit. I love this show. Okay. No, here's the problem. This building, I have no idea. I was going to ask Colleen this question today if I saw her today.

No, please don't say anything because it's freezing out there.

No, this whole building is honestly going to get me pneumonia because when you walk outside of the building after being in the hot studio here, it's so cold out there, like you said, that I feel like I'm freezing.

Freezing.

It's fine in here. Yeah, it's awful. But okay, so go ahead. So Reese got pulled over. You're going over a hill.

Going over a hill. I get over this hill and I look in this neighborhood. This cop is waiting for me. So I pass him. He pulls right out and sure as hell, I get a ticket. So I couldn't schmooze my way out. I tried. I was very honest. I was like, you know, I'm just leaving work. I'm just kicking off the weekend, you know. I'm just trying to get home. I don't live too much farther from here, and he wasn't about it. Which is a lie. When you schmooze, is it a guy or a girl cop? It was a guy, which...

I knew I was screwed from that moment. Because the last time I got pulled over, it was a girl cop, and she loved me. Yeah. She was like, oh, you have a great hat. She liked my hat. It wasn't even a cool hat, but she liked it. And, yeah.

You do look like the all-American kid.

You think?

Yeah, you kind of have that all-American kid look going.

Well, I'm glad I got something going for you.

Who has had the most tickets listening to the show? Who's gotten pulled over the most? Because Reeves by far gets pulled over the most, but this is something that he never gets a ticket.

Yeah, I definitely get pulled up.

It's me for sure. That has the most tickets? Oh, for sure.

How many?

Well, we have two different kinds of tickets here in Ohio. You have, like, the tickets that you get from cops and then the tickets that you get from cameras. So I don't have that many from cops, but I have a lot from the cameras.

Oh, wow.

I probably have five from the cameras and then three from cops.

The camera cops, are they just red light cams or are they speed cams?

Both.

I hate that. Yeah, those suck because you don't even know how to get out of them. You can't talk to anybody to get out of those.

You can't get out of them. And people say that you can, and I call those people liars.

And you can't say that it wasn't you because they actually snap a photo of you.

Oh, no, no, no, wrong. My brother is in the driver's seat of one of the tickets I had to pay for, and it's clearly him, but it's my car, so I have to pay him.

He's also like Reese, though. He's kind of innocent and sweet.

Yeah, it's annoying.

That sucks, just because if you own the car, you're the one that has to get the ticket?

And wherever the license plate goes, the ticket goes.

That's ridiculous, because that's not fair.

That's not fair at all.

There's got to be some kind of a law that gets you out of that.

Yeah, you would think, but apparently in Ohio, all they care about is money. So I'm not salty about this at all.

Hi, Mary. What's up?

Hi, I just wanted to say that Reese sounds super cute, and I probably wouldn't have given him a ticket either.

Aw, thank you.

Mary, can I ask you a question? How old are you? Way older than Reese. Yeah, okay, so that, you don't even have to say your age, that was just the point I'm trying to prove. Older women love Reese.

Reese is, how old are you? I'm 20, I'm about to be 27, but 26 right now.

Wow, I'm 50.

You can mother

But a hot 50

You can mother him if you want to

Wow I can't say what I want

I'll take you to Ramshorn Wait, she's 50 I don't know if that's a She's not at the Ramshorn level yet

No, I would go to Eddie V's

Oh wow, she's going to take you to expensive places Did you hear this? She's going to take you to Eddie V's and Joe Muir's Are you a single uh lady mary i am not would you would you tell your husband or no absolutely not good i like a great pool boy yeah saying would you would you adopt reese would adopt him as your little love toy sure reese this sounds hey now this sounds fun let's go this by the way this is the christmas Christmas is. It really is. Reese, by the way, his outreach is amazing. During the holidays, he likes to give back to the community, especially 50-year-old women who want to cheat on their husbands. That's it. He'll meet you later today. You guys can do a liquid lunch later today at Eddie V's.

Let me know where. Seriously, don't.

I might DM him.

Reese, talk to her some more and maybe... Oh, I knew this was coming. So how's it going? I want to hear Reese's game. Let's hear a little bit of Reese's picking up on a 50-year-old lady. So, what's your favorite hobby?

Come on, Reese. It's good to be better than that.

All right. What do I got?

Ask her if she plays Wordle. Do you play Wordle?

Wordscape. My daughter plays Wordle.

Even better.

This is bad.

Have you ever cheated on your husband? and ask her if she's ever cheated on her husband. Have you ever cheated on your husband? I honestly have not. No. If you guys were to cheat, ask her. Why am I the one asking all the questions? Honestly, I appreciate this. I need your help.

Let me tell you. No, I have not. I've thought about how to do that and actually get away with it, and it's super, duper hard, especially in the day of technology technology and and um trackers and all that um yeah it would be a good thing that i'm the social

impact director and i know all about technology uh mary is your husband just ignoring you right

now are you feeling are you feeling hopefully i really hope so don't make him

Mary Mary is your husband not giving you enough attention

Honestly

It's the 20 year it It's the 20 year it

This makes me sad You know what Reese I don't condone cheating We do War of the Roses but give it to this lady Why don't you please

I would love to

Let her have The afternoon of her life I would be honored Why don't you guys meet in the food court area Somerset Collection Let's go

There's no cameras there Reese your new nickname is No Riz Reese It's got a ring to it That is so funny you guys are a lot of fun

Alright take care of yourself Mary Merry Christmas Tell your husband to be Run around the house naked or something You guys together you guys have a fun time with each other

Sure with the three kids

Oh Christ Reese will babysit your kids There you go He's not going to cheat with you He'll babysit so you and your husband can have a night together

Thank you very much

Take care Mary

Oh my god

Reese almost got himself one

That was just really awkward You know what I always think about in these situations too Now she's going to go home tonight You know somebody heard that Oh I know Mary

No and said she thinks about cheating on her husband but can't figure out a way to do it without getting caught.

We're not judging. What's up, Mike? No. Hi.

Hello, guys.

Good morning. How are you doing, Mike? That was fun, wasn't it? What's going on?

Yeah, that was exciting.

Yeah.

Back on Alicia's topic, I had 17 tickets by the time I was 18. Wow. 17?

So what was your issue? Like, why did you keep getting tickets? Speeding?

Yeah, I got a sports car as my first car. Okay. And that was not a good choice.

17.

But a family friend of ours was an attorney and handled a lot of my situations. And the kicker was when my insurance company sent me a letter saying that they would no longer insure me. And the state of Michigan would no longer insure me if I continued to get another ticket.

So you had to get rid of that car?

I had to get rid of the car and shape up a little bit.

The funny thing is, Reese does not have a sports car.

I have the slowest Jeep that they make. It's the Jeep Compass with a four-cylinder engine.

It's a four-banger behind it.

It's pretty slow, yeah.

What's up, Monica?

Hi, I'm calling for Megan. I'm also in the Toledo area. I got four of those speeding tickets from the cameras in a two-week period.

My girl.

Yes, but that was when they had the loophole there where Toledo put everything on hold. I almost paid these tickets, and they had that loophole where then you wrote down at the bottom, it wasn't constitutionally right, da-da-da. I didn't have to pay any of them.

Wow.

What did you write?

And also, were you on the trail for all of those?

It was not the trail. I work at Toledo Hospital, and it was all at the same, it was the same one. And it would come, and then three days later, I got another one. And then three days later, I got another one. And then three days later, I got another one.

I would never admit this, but it cracks me up when you're driving on the trail that everybody's driving 65 to 70, and then they slam on their brakes and they go down to 50. And then as soon as you hit that little humpy hill again, everybody's taken back off to 65, 70.

You know what somebody needs to do? Somebody needs to climb the pole and put a duct tape over the camera.

A bag or something. Yeah. And so I got in. So my husband was, boy, are these tickets? I can't believe you're speeding. And why you need to slow down And this and that And a week later he got one

We had a total of $600

Worth of these tickets But we didn't pay any of them Wow

Mojo in the morning Terrence can top Reese And everybody that has called with how many tickets he's gotten How many tickets 27 27 tickets Is that amazing That's just in one state That's just in one state Wait a second. You got how many in another state?

I couldn't count them all.

27 tickets. Wow. Did you drive like a super fast car? Like what was the story?

No, I drive semi and the speed limit in California for trucks is 55 miles an hour and I'm not 55.

Yeah. 27 tickets. How about Johnny? Johnny, tell everybody what happened to you.

I got pulled over twice in two hours. I got pulled over for tenant windows going east. Then I got pulled over going back west. But the second time I got arrested because I gave.

him the wrong ID. Oh, geez.

Wait a second. And wait, was it the same cop that pulled you over twice? Yes. Oh, my gosh. Wait. What are the odds of that? What a douche, though, that he wrote you the ticket, one ticket, and then wrote you a different ticket the next time. Yeah,

he pulled me over for tenant windows. I go, you don't remember? He pulled me over? But I gave him my real ID. I gave him a fake ID in the beginning, and it went through, and I was okay. But I forgot, and I got arrested. Why do you have a fake

ID, and how the hell did you do that?

Oh, I was using my brother's ID. My driver's license was suspended. I gave him my license the second time, so I got arrested the second time.

Shady, man. Alright, well, thank you for the call.

Shout out to Oster Douchebag.

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