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Mojo In The Morning

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February 16, 2023 | 00:12:07 | Leisure

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00:02:13 - 00:02:49 | Speaker 5:

Mojo in the Morning Show. So I want to ask this question, and I don't want to pass judgment because he is an advertiser of this radio show. He is also one of my good buddies, and I don't want him to be so mad at me. and he gets very easily offended. I was out last night with Megan's boyfriend, Steve Gabara, from Zot Ford in Holly. Luke and I and Steve went to a golf simulator to hit some golf balls. And so Steve, who, by the way, he's like my golf coach, he pretty much tells me, you should quit.

00:02:51 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 7:

Good coach. Very inspiring.

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Don't you love that?

00:02:55 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 5:

You're not very good.

00:02:56 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 6:

That happened to me when I tried to play tennis. The coach goes, yeah, you should find something else to do.

00:03:03 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 5:

So we're hitting golf balls, and all of a sudden I hear a song, and I'm like, oh, my God, what is that? Like it was really kind of loud. And I look over, and I see Steve grab his phone, and he picks up and goes, hello. And he starts talking to this person on the phone. And it turned out to be a woman that he was talking to. And he kind of like walked away from Luke and I. And he came back and I said to him, I go, hey, I think I recognize that song. I felt like I was playing the throwback throwdown, by the way, because the song went off and it was like pretty noticeable. And then he puts his phone down a few moments later. Another call comes his way and it's another song. And it was also another noticeable song. I'm going to play you guys the ringtone For the first one Because it was hysterical

00:03:54 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 3:

I didn't even know people still use ringtones

00:03:56 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

This, and by the way That's the other thing I want to bring up Is it okay for a grown ass man to have a ringtone But this was his And they were not the same ringtone It wasn't like I was listening That was what the ring was He has specific ringtones for specific people And both of these were females Here was the first ringtone that went off

00:04:14 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 7:

Come on over Great song I forgot about this song. I have a song, Christina Aguilera. Wait, and this was a girl? Yes. Now, when this goes off, does he react like he's embarrassed, or does he let it play for a second?

00:04:29 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 5:

He quickly grabbed his phone and quickly grabbed it and then went away from us. The other song went off was equally as interesting that went off was...

00:04:41 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

00:04:43 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 6:

What the hell is happening?

00:04:46 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

He's cheating on you, Megan.

00:04:47 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 7:

The girl-ass man in his 50s.

00:04:48 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 3:

this man is not he's not a 14 year old girl in 2006 first of all i love this second of all i'm

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

so curious what

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 3:

my ringtone. That's what I was just going to ask. I was wondering. You want to find out? No, he must have a ringtone for Megan. Let's call him.

00:05:06 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

Because I actually want to fight with him because I find this whole thing to be very disrespectful.

00:05:10 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 4:

Hold on a second here. We're dialing him up. Who does he think he is? Mr. Gabbara here. I don't know. Will you be mad if you

00:05:19 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 2:

don't have one? Yes. Are you kidding me? Also, side

00:05:23 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

note, maybe mad for having so many girls constantly calling him. Wait, hold on a second here.

00:05:27 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 2:

No, good for him. It means I have to spend less time giving him attention.

00:05:32 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 4:

My phone wasn't ringing through on his thing here. Let me see if I can get it one more time. He's going to be listening. I don't know. Yesterday I asked him if he heard us talking about KP's car, and he wasn't.

00:05:43 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 2:

He might have had a big night at his house with girls coming over. Coming over. Sorry, that was such a mic joke. That's why I like it. It was a dad joke, Megan. That's what I mean. Good morning.

00:05:56 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 4:

Steve.

00:05:57 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 5:

Tom, Tom Mojo, good morning.

00:06:00 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 4:

How you doing there, sunshine?

00:06:03 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 5:

I'm great. How are you?

00:06:04 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 4:

Good. Quick question for you because I was sharing with our friends here and all of our listeners, I was sharing that you have ringtones for the ladies in your phone. What is Megan's ringtone that goes off when Megan calls you?

00:06:23 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 5:

Well, I can't remember the exact name of the song, I'm going to refer to not being responsive to text message emails.

00:06:31 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 2:

So funny. So funny.

00:06:38 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Steve, Steve, you have your, I know you've always wanted it. Steve's a, by the way, a huge throwback throwdown fan loves a throwback throwdown. Actually, Steve, Steve has in the past has asked if he could play sometime. And I think that we should allow him to play, but we're only going to be playing with you, not the throwback throwdown. The ringtone throwdown So it's going to be Songs that are ringtones And you have to guess the name of those songs

00:07:03 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 5:

That would be great I think we should do it

00:07:07 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 3:

They say there's only about 300 songs That chart each year Steve Are you worried that you might run out of songs For all the women that call your phone on a regular basis

00:07:15 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 5:

That's cute But no I think I'm going to be just fine With 300 I want to know

00:07:24 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

Who the Christina Aguilera girl was That's what I wanted Yeah come on over

00:07:29 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 5:

I mean you know I can't It's not respectful to do kiss and tell You know that

00:07:35 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 4:

The other thing too Steve was the fact that you had to walk away from Luke and I While you were on the phone I thought you could talk in front of your buddies With whoever it is

00:07:44 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 5:

Well so that is a very special woman In my life that I was talking to It was actually my mother

00:07:49 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 4:

No it was not Come on over No, you don't. All right. All right. We're ending this right now. There's a bull stream. I'm going to start just doing the drops instead of me doing it. There's a bull stream of bull crap.

00:08:03 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 5:

There's a jet stream of bull crap coming out of your mouth, my friend.

00:08:06 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

There you go. All right, Stevie.

00:08:08 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 5:

I'm human.

00:08:09 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 4:

We'll talk to you later.

00:08:10 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 5:

Okay, you guys have a great morning.

00:08:11 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 4:

Take care of yourself. Were you listening today? Because you offended me yesterday when I asked you if you heard KP needed a car, and you said you weren't listening.

00:08:18 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 5:

No, I was listening early, but now that I'm trying to work, I have unfortunately had to turn off the awesomeness That your show represents

00:08:24 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 4:

He's got the Drew and Mike podcast on right now I guarantee I'll talk to you later Take care of yourself Amy what's going on It's Mojo in the morning

00:08:35 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 1:

Hi I wanted to call in and tell you What my ringtone is When I call my husband

00:08:42 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

What's that

00:08:43 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 1:

When I call my husband My ringtone is the Ava Mack song Oh gee sweet

00:08:49 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's great Sweet but a psycho Nice

00:08:56 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 1:

But the problem is Is that I didn't know this Because I'm not around when I call him So one day I was in the car With my husband and my two children And this song comes on the radio And my boys say It's mom's song, mom's song

00:09:11 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

That's how you found out

00:09:15 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 1:

Oh, that's good

00:09:16 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 4:

That is beautiful

00:09:17 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 1:

So, I'd like to think I'm pretty tame and not psycho, but I guess that's my ringtone, and it hasn't changed. Oh, that's funny.

00:09:24 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 4:

Beautiful. Thank you for the call, Amy. Pat, or Ray, I'm sorry. Ray, what's going on?

00:09:30 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was just wondering, what was Steve going to borrow his ringtone when you just called? Oh, my God.

00:09:35 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 4:

Hold on.

00:09:36 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 1:

Let's call him back.

00:09:36 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

Wait, that is a great question. How did we not ask that?

00:09:39 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 4:

That is a really good question. We're going to dial him up here. You stay there, okay? Okay. Hold on. You can ask him that question.

00:09:46 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

I hope it's Rick Astley, never going to give you up.

00:09:51 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

Wouldn't it be – what's the Dennis Larry song? You're an a-hole or whatever. Good morning.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 5:

Steve, Ray has a question to ask you.

00:10:02 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. So what was Mojo's song when he called? What was his ringtone? When he called? Yes. Well, he's not a woman, so he doesn't get a special ringtone. Discrimination. Oh, wow. He don't get the fans for benefits, huh?

00:10:24 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 5:

Thank you, Ray. Thank you for asking that. Steve, we're sorry to bother you again. We apologize.

00:10:28 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 4:

Never a bother.

00:10:29 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 5:

All right, take care of yourself. What's up, Megan? How are you doing?

00:10:34 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 4:

Good. How are you guys?

00:10:35 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 5:

Good. What's happening?

00:10:37 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 4:

My alarm tone, or my, like, when I get, like, a really obnoxious client or one that's just overly calling or annoying, I switch their ringtone to that really obnoxious, like, purge alarm. Oh, yeah.

00:10:53 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 1:

Oh, God, yeah.

00:10:55 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, that is a good one. And then the other one is The Wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz is a good one to use if you got somebody that you want to show.

00:11:04 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 1:

I thought everybody had their phone on vibrate.

00:11:07 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 5:

Right? I thought it was always on vibrate. What's up, Christy?

00:11:11 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 3:

Hi, how are you?

00:11:13 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 5:

Good. What's going on?

00:11:15 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 3:

I wanted to tell you, I've known Steve Gabara personally for over 20 years. Really? And he's had ringtones. Yes, I have. I used to work with him years and years ago.

00:11:25 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 1:

Okay.

00:11:25 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 3:

And then we belong to the same country club. We belong to Pink Creek together.

00:11:30 - 00:11:31 | Speaker 1:

So he's done this forever.

00:11:32 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 3:

Yes, he has had ringtones forever.

00:11:36 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 5:

Really? Were they all for the lovely ladies in his life? Has he always had lovely ladies in his life like he has now?

00:11:45 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 3:

Yes. He has.

00:11:48 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 5:

Is he playing Megan and we should actually step in and stop this whole thing from happening?

00:11:53 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 3:

No, absolutely not. He loves Megan. is one of the best guys in the world he's a great guy he's a great guy he really is like i said i've known him for over probably 25 years of my life yeah and you're okay is he there right now he was there when my family needed to get cars and he was there when both my parents passed away He's a sweetheart He's a great guy Yeah he is the best

00:12:28 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 5:

We love Steve Thank you for the call Take care of yourself Mark what is the ringtone that you have for your ex-wife?

00:12:37 - 00:12:44 | Speaker 2:

Yeah so it was my wife for the whole time And now ex-wife But it's the Darth Vader theme song

00:12:44 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 5:

Oh man

00:12:45 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 2:

Every time that she calls

00:12:46 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 5:

What is it the Imperial March or whatever that thing is? How does it go? I don't know if I have that right here How did she feel when you actually were married to her And you had that as your ringtone

00:13:00 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 2:

I don't know if she actually knew What it was So I kind of got away with it But I don't know I loved it

00:13:08 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 5:

You got to be careful that you're not like that first caller That we had that the kids sell them out What's up Andrea

00:13:14 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 4:

My husband has me as Has anybody seen the new Thor movie no okay so it's oh you it's the screaming goats what does it sound like um like a screaming goat like

00:13:34 - 00:13:40 | Speaker 2:

it's really annoying you did that very well i'm sorry can you do that one more time please

00:13:40 - 00:13:50 | Speaker 4:

why does he have that for you um he says that's what he imagines when i tell him to do things

00:13:50 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 5:

and you're not offended

00:13:55 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 4:

no not no oh that's funny

00:13:58 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 5:

I love it thank you Andrea thanks for the call thank you that's sweet loving relationships that we have here and it's funny because we all thought there was no ringtones anymore now I got to pick one for everybody we should ask listeners to pick what our ringtones would be that would be a good one you'll have to share with us

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