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Scheduling Sex
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Scheduling Sex

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00:01:34 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 6:

All right. Watch in the morning. So Chelsea and I met this couple that does something that I was very intrigued by. Chelsea and kind of thought it was goofy. And then when I presented it to her saying we should do it too, she was not very into it. They schedule sex They have a Sex calendar So what they do is And by the way before you think that this is not Intimate This is not you know They do a sex calendar Like that just seems like you know Their relationship is not good Their relationship is fabulous Actually to be honest with you

00:02:19 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 2:

Because of this

00:02:20 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 6:

Well because of I'm sure a lot of things First off they're both freaking gorgeous Like you know what I mean Like in my relationship I don't know how I married Chelsea Some people think I must have a very very big ding dong Because I have to tell you something They can't understand how I got her Not the case I think honestly She likes my eyes But don't go anywhere with that But this couple has a really good relationship They get along very very well And they seem very intimate with each other But here's the reason why they say that they schedule sex They have a sex calendar They put it on their calendar so that they know that they're not going to get to the end of the night or just before the end of the night and be so exhausted that both of them are going to be, I got something I got to do before I go to bed or I'm too tired. So what they do is they have it set up that they're going to do a couple of days a week. They want to make sure they have a sex at least twice a week because they've been married for now 12 years or 13 years. As time goes on in marriages, honestly, sex becomes less important to people. I know that that sounds crazy, but it does. Because you got kids and lives and, you know, just trying to honestly keep a roof over that.

00:03:31 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 2:

And a busy calendar in general. Yeah.

00:03:33 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 6:

So they put it on their calendar a couple days a week. They kind of sporadically look at what their calendar looks like, making sure that it's not like on baseball night or not on, you know, when their daughter has a, you know, a play or one of the things that she does, you know, the onstage stuff. And then they work around that on the days that they can actually be more into each other. You know, I will say this to you. I think it's fabulous. So I'm talking. So we're talking to them and I look at Chelsea and I see that Chelsea's kind of into this. And I said, oh, my God, we finally found in all the years that we've been married a way for us to have sex more often. We're going to put it on a calendar just like Chelsea does with all the events that we have.

00:04:17 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, you got to have it. It's got to have its own color. Chelsea has color coded Chelsea.

00:04:22 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 6:

Have you seen our calendar?

00:04:23 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 2:

No, but I mean, it's they make it very easy to do that now with all these different calendars.

00:04:27 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Chelsea has. So we have a calendar that's on our iPhones, but Chelsea actually has a physical calendar in one of the cabinets on the other side of one of the cabinets in our kitchen where you open it up and it will say Luke's activities, golf stuff, and then it will say Jacobs, you know, work schedule for work and then his school schedule. So we know exactly when he's doing work stuff and when he, so if we want to plan like a trip to go into Chicago or even Joe, like Joe did a promotion the other day that Chelsea and I were going to think about going out to, but.

00:05:00 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 1:

We couldn't because our schedule was full with Luke stuff, but it was Joe's promotional thing that he had down in Tampa to do. So we go through the whole schedule, and I think we should put on there mom and dad having sex.

00:05:12 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 5:

And what was Chelsea's reaction?

00:05:14 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 1:

She was not into it at all. She said, no, it works. She goes, and I go, no, because that's honestly one of the things. Like, people may think that this is crazy, but there are times, there are times not when I would turn down sex. I'll never turn down sex. But there are times where, honestly, I don't want to have sex because I'm so exhausted. All I want to do is go to bed.

00:05:37 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 5:

Normally, I would poo-poo on this idea because I feel like either we've talked about it before. I've talked about it with somebody before, like this idea of scheduling sex onto a calendar. And I've always thought, oh, I don't want my relationship to ever get to that point where I would have to schedule it. I just want to, you know, have it all the time. And now that I, it's interesting because we just had this conversation about couples therapy and Wes separately telling our counselor, you know, how many times in the past month we thought we've had, we've had, uh, we've baked cookies, whatever. Um, and it, there is something too now at this point in your lives being so insanely busy that it almost would be nice to go, okay, we have some time, you know, like between one and three o'clock today. We need to make a note to do it because you're right by the end. If you save it for the end of the day, sometimes you are just, you literally fall into bed and it doesn't happen.

00:06:26 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 1:

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. I want to know if anybody does this. I want to know if any people are completely opposed to this and don't see what the reasoning is why you would do this. I know exactly what the people who are opposed to this are going to say. I know that they're going to say that you don't have a good enough relationship where your spouse is going to want to take care of you or you take care of your spouse. and I'm going to say this to you, you're half right. No, no, I'm going to say this to you that lives get busy. I mean, I'm exhausted, Chelsea's exhausted, you're exhausted. How many times are people just mentally drained too? The other thing with sex is we're like going through anxiety-filled times right now and sometimes it's not a good time to have it because then it's just the act of it, Not so much the actual having it. And I said that to them. I go, here's the thing. I feel like you guys are just going through the motions that this is the case. And they both said, no, we're making sure the motions are good. Yeah. Making sure the space is good. Hi, Mojo in the morning. Hello.

00:07:38 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

Hi, I wanted to talk about the schedule.

00:07:41 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 1:

Yes. Do you schedule?

00:07:43 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 4:

I do.

00:07:44 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 1:

And what is your schedule look like? Do you have like a calendar and do you guys share that calendar with each other?

00:07:50 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

yes we have a calendar actually on our wall by our bed really and and are you doing this because

00:07:58 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 1:

of time constraints are you doing this because you're also maybe trying to have a baby or what

00:08:02 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 4:

is it no we have five boys so um and we've been married for a very very long time so after a while it just kind of dwindled and we didn't have no time for each other and just like you guys were talking about we just kind of fall into bed and they were so tired so we need you know the kind the color coordination like this is a time where we you know you don't have sex and then these are the times that we go on a date just so we made sure that we made time for each other yeah do

00:08:30 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 5:

any of your boys ask about what that calendar is next to the bed oh yeah all the time by the way

00:08:35 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 1:

if i can recommend color coding sex it should be red right yes i think i think mine is baby blue but red is actually a very good color i love that you do that thanks for the call sherry what's going

00:08:48 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

on yeah i'm sadly one of those people who has to schedule that i don't have a calendar but my life is so busy i work 80 plus hours a week so if i don't make time for it on sunday it doesn't happen

00:09:00 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 5:

you know what sherry though like my mind has really changed on this and you say sadly i have to schedule it but i actually think that you are stressing the importance of it like you're making it a priority and you're making sure that you have time to to do it yeah yeah that's the only

00:09:18 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 2:

thing you can do again 80 hours plus a week and kids and life and sherry it just did how many times is it on your calendar well i don't actually have a calendar but um it's always every sunday

00:09:32 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 1:

every wait that's the sabbath are you sure you should be doing that on the lord's day

00:09:36 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 2:

that's the only day of the week that i have

00:09:39 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 1:

what's happening Jennifer hello um being pregnant I have zero sex drive I know a lot of women say

00:09:50 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 3:

that they have a higher sex drive when they're pregnant I just haven't found that to be true with me so for the sake of my relationship and like you said Shannon like putting in the time

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 1:

to care about it we schedule it once a week it's really smart to do it because

00:10:05 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 4:

of obviously there's times where you got to go to the doctor the next day too this was the other thing that she said she's like I have had doctor's appointments and I don't want to have sex the night before a doctor's

00:10:16 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 1:

appointment you know what I mean have you ever thought yeah going in and talking to your doctor about it I even asked her like is it normal that I don't like it's uncomfortable for me almost sometimes but like for the sake you know for the sake of my relationship it's a priority and it needs to be so here's a question though what do you do if

00:10:36 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 4:

you miss an appointment because if you miss an appointment you know you might get charged you know how they do that sometimes like if you miss an appointment they'll actually give you a cancellation fee you have a cancellation fee yeah but i i don't miss an appointment you're good You're good about that.

00:10:55 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 1:

I'll miss the other appointment, but I'll make up for it in other ways.

00:10:58 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 4:

I like it. That's good. You know what's funny, though, is I wonder if you, when you do the scheduling and you put it in your iPhone, do you ever have it on your phone where it shows the alert of what's coming up next? And it will be like you can do it within like 15 minutes before the appointment, 30 minutes before the appointment. Yes. Can you imagine you're sitting on the couch watching TV with the kids and all of a sudden it pops up? Mommy and daddy time right there on there.

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