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Second Date Update: Explosive Diarrhea
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Second Date Update: Explosive Diarrhea

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July 22, 2026 | 00:11:23 | Leisure

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00:02:06 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 6:

Right now, second date update. Amanda says that she knows why she's not getting a call back, but she just wants confirmation. I kind of like this because I think everybody kind of knows where they went wrong, but they play dumb to the fact that that might have been a big enough deal breaker.

00:02:22 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 1:

Or maybe it was something else that you aren't even aware of, and this is going to help you figure it out.

00:02:27 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 6:

So Amanda's going to ask Mason real quick if it's what she thinks it is. Amanda, are you there?

00:02:35 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 5:

Yes, I'm here.

00:02:37 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 6:

Amanda, Mason's on the phone. Say hi to Mason.

00:02:41 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Mason.

00:02:43 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 6:

Hey. First off, Mason, why aren't you? Well, you don't have to explain. I'll let Amanda ask. But it's interesting when a guy or a girl doesn't call somebody back. You almost kind of like, oh, God, at least call them back and say, you know, hey, this isn't going to work out. But I guess Amanda will get it on here right now. Amanda, go ahead. Ask your question to Mason.

00:03:07 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Is it I know that like that parasite is going around and, you know, like, is that why you aren't talking to me anymore?

00:03:17 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

Explain. Would you have it? Wait, explain, Amanda. You have that thing? You got that stomach stuff?

00:03:24 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 5:

I had it. Like, I had it apparently after our meal. Like, I just kept going to the bathroom. And, like, I don't know. I got embarrassed by it. I just didn't feel good. And he told me it was all right. He told me it was fine. Don't worry about it. And I just can't help but think that, I don't know. Is that why? But it's not contagious.

00:03:47 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 6:

Wait, but she was, yeah, it's not.

00:03:49 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

It's not contagious.

00:03:50 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 6:

No, I don't think she's talking about contagious. Did you spend your date in the bathroom?

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Poor girl.

00:03:56 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 5:

I was like constantly running to the bathroom. Like we went back to his place and it was so bad. It was, I mean, I feel bad and I felt bad. It was just awful. Why didn't you end the date and go home? I mean, I didn't know I had that at the moment and I was kind of in at that point.

00:04:13 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 6:

so mason what was it uh that amanda had to use the bathroom so much during the day that that

00:04:20 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

was kind of a turnoff for you uh look um so yes and no um no like i look you gotta go to the bathroom you gotta go to the bathroom i understand that um and i understand that there's this thing going around and obviously you have no control over that i'm not trying to blame you for that at all but um look there was just a lot and the bathroom wasn't super clean you know after everything ended and you know for a first date and for all that to go on it was just very off-putting to say the least and

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 1:

Um, so you, so you were not necessarily just, you know, having issues with the fact that she was not really with you most of the date. It was just the whole nature of the date. The whole thing had, had kind of a bad feel to it.

00:05:15 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. I mean, like the date was fine and yeah, she came back to my place and all that stuff.

00:05:20 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 2:

And yeah, if you were not feeling well, did, did you use the bathroom at his place to Amanda?

00:05:27 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 5:

yeah i mean i had to i mean i didn't know i was gonna have this like i mean obviously i wouldn't have gone on you know but like next thing i knew it was just oh my gosh i think i'd be done and then i i mean i wasn't i wasn't doing it on purpose and obviously nobody wants that no of course not no then you told me it was okay like you told me it was fine and like i i believed you And, like, I mean, obviously I didn't ask for this.

00:05:57 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

Can I ask you? No, and it was fine. Like, it was fine. And I'm not, again, I'm not blaming you. It's just, I don't really know how to explain it in words. It's just one of those situations where I guess, like, because of everything that happened and because it was just a first date. And, again, I'm not blaming you. And it was fine. And I completely understand that this is a weird bug that's going around or whatever the case may be. But, like, it's just one of those things where just the overall situation is just not, I don't know.

00:06:27 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 6:

If it was fine, you would be fine with calling her back.

00:06:31 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 1:

Can I ask a quick question about this thing? Because there's this thing going around, obviously, and we know that a bunch of our listeners have gotten affected by this. Honestly, the only person that I really truly know that might have it is my buddy Paul said that he thinks he has it. And then Kenyatta, who's one of our Mojo in the Morning super fans.

00:06:50 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 2:

Like, actually tested.

00:06:51 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 1:

so so when you go on a date with somebody like I've been you know noticing that a lot of my guy friends go on dates and they will say to me they're like you know I get turned off by a girl that comes to my place and wants to go use the bathroom like you know what I mean like that I don't know even a bodily function especially if they're in there for a long period of time when you're going through this Amanda are you doing it for a long time like were you in the bathroom for a long time or was it just more frequent visits i mean there was like a one or

00:07:27 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 5:

two times that it was like uncomfortably too long but then otherwise it was like i as soon as i sit

00:07:33 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 1:

down i'd have to go back what do you think when you when you're if you're on a date and the dude's in the bathroom for a long period of time or if for guys when a woman goes into the bathroom and

00:07:43 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 2:

you know that she's actually dutying i mean i feel bad because she couldn't help it and i don't think I think if the date was going well, then she deserves a second chance. But at the same time, I'm boggled as to why you didn't say during dinner, I think I'm just going to go home. I am not feeling well. I would love to rain check this and have a redo at another time. I'm clearly not well.

00:08:11 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 6:

Agreed. But it also sounds like he was telling her, oh, it's fine. I don't care.

00:08:15 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 2:

I'm pooping every five minutes. I want to go home.

00:08:19 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 1:

Hey, hold on. Stephanie wants to comment. What's up, Stephanie? Hi.

00:08:23 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I just want to say that this guy's a turd, Ferguson. Like, totally. Like, what a jerk. She was sick, and he's totally unempathetic. So, dump him. Like, it's done. Be done.

00:08:35 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 1:

I think he doesn't seem like he's completely on. He let her come back to the house and use the bathroom. I don't think that was fully wrong.

00:08:43 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I just, I think he sounds kind of like a jerk. Like, I just do.

00:08:48 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 1:

I just, I do think that the timing was a bad timing. It's almost kind of like, hey, I'll see you in a few weeks when this thing goes through me. What's up, Sarah? How you doing?

00:08:58 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 4:

Good morning. I'm doing pretty good, everybody.

00:09:00 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

Good morning.

00:09:01 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

I'm like the rest of all of you guys. She should have just went home. There is no way I'm going to go to a man's house and have diarrhea back and forth to the bathroom. You know, she probably spent half the time cleaning up behind herself while she was in there. But for him to end things I gotta

00:09:18 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 1:

I gotta dub you Yeah you can't say

00:09:20 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 2:

But also too If you're going back to somebody's house Obviously One would make the assumption that maybe things would happen I would not want to be touched I would not

00:09:33 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

Mason you only invite a girl Go back to your place because you think Something's going to happen Why would you think that That would be a good idea to invite Amanda back to your place Why not just end it, you know, at the restaurant or whatever that you went to?

00:09:50 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

I mean, I, I mean, I didn't know that she was going to sit there and, I mean, look, here's the thing. You come back to my place and you got to use the bathroom once or twice. It's not really a big deal. Okay.

00:10:00 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 6:

It doesn't bother me. People have to go to the bathroom. But again, it's just one of the things where when you're constantly like, when you're taking out and then you have to leave and you, you know what I mean? It's just, it was weird.

00:10:10 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 7:

Why even invite her though? I don't know.

00:10:12 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 9:

Does that mouth still work?

00:10:14 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 7:

Oh, hey. I don't know if I actually want to know in the middle of anything like that, she's got to go on duty. What's up, Lance? How you doing?

00:10:25 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 5:

Hey. Okay, so one important thing that he said for me was that she went to the bathroom, and when she came out, the bathroom really wasn't all that clean after. So if I invite someone over, and they go to my bathroom and just leave diarrhea on the side of the toilet, you know, I would have a problem with that.

00:10:48 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 8:

I know, but forcing was so sick.

00:10:51 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 7:

It is.

00:10:51 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 8:

Again, go home. You can pour some water.

00:10:54 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 9:

You can pour some water on the toilet.

00:10:55 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 8:

No, I know. I know. I just.

00:10:59 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 7:

At that point.

00:11:00 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 8:

I don't think I left at 30.

00:11:01 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 7:

You didn't? Okay. All right. Hold on.

00:11:03 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 8:

I don't think I left there.

00:11:04 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 7:

Marcus, what's going on? What'd you want to say?

00:11:07 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 6:

I mean, I just don't want to go out with someone that doesn't clean after themselves. I mean, imagine what her car looks like if the toilet was looking bad.

00:11:14 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 7:

Well, no. Yeah, no. Hold on. Everybody's saying. What's up, Kat? How you doing?

00:11:21 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 8:

Pretty good. How you all doing?

00:11:22 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 7:

Good. What's up?

00:11:25 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 8:

I just wanted to make a comment for him, Mason. Being in his situation, I kind of can see it because he made a little brief comment about it. After she left, he had to clean the bathroom.

00:11:44 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 7:

Yes, people are focused on that now.

00:11:46 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 8:

He had explosive diarrhea. He had to clean the toilet.

00:11:51 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 7:

Yes.

00:11:51 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 8:

Now, if you had to clean somebody's toilets, you've got to get turned off by it.

00:11:58 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 9:

In her defense, though, what is she going to say? Where's your toilet brush? Let me clean this up real quick. She should have just went home. No, but there's toilet paper. You can at least put the rim off. Poor thing.

00:12:09 - 00:12:18 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I feel bad. Listen, Amanda, I feel horrible about this. I wish that you, when you're completely done, are you done with this or are you still dealing with it?

00:12:19 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 9:

Oh, I'm done with it. Yeah, no.

00:12:21 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 7:

Okay, let's have a redo. Mason, let's do a redo. Or can you not get the thought of your cleaning the bathroom out of your mind?

00:12:31 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 6:

Honestly, I just think it's been, like, several weeks at this point. And, like, many callers have said, I did have to clean up the bathroom afterwards. It's just, I mean, again, it's not like it was love at first sight. You know, it was a fine first date. But, you know, it wasn't like, this wasn't a cute, you know, me cute.

00:12:50 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 7:

I'm impressed you know the lingo There's definitely no me tuning

00:12:55 - 00:13:06 | Speaker 6:

Yeah like it wasn't like Seven or eight dates in and this happened This was just the first date That led to her having Again not her fault I'm not blaming her

00:13:06 - 00:13:16 | Speaker 7:

Explosive diarrhea Zach Label this second date update Explosive diarrhea That's the name

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