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Mojo in the So, I want to run this by you guys, but I know, Mike, you're the only guy that can tell me if this is just a guy thing or a girl thing or not. So I was talking with some friends, and we were going and having a discussion about secret bank accounts. There was a story that I think I saw in our prep that day. We get this prep page that's sent to us by some service. I don't even know who it is, and I don't even know if we pay for the thing. But and the the things that it talked about, how many people have secret bank accounts? So people that actually will hide from their spouse, you know, their their husband or their their wife, a secret bank account. And so we got into this discussion talking about, you know, what would you do if you found out that your wife or in a couple of guys cases, the girlfriend had a had a secret bank account? And the conversation was, you know, oh, well, I'd be kind of pissed. I'd wonder what she was doing. Like, everybody was doing this. And then I said, well, what would you do if you found out that your wife or girlfriend had a secret sex toy? Completely on the opposite end.

Whoa, sorry. Okay? I wasn't anticipating this being the turn we took, but here we are.

I'm the best at coming up with surveys, by the way. This is a good survey. and every one of these guys went from the whole secret bank account thing oh I'd be a little concerned hey it was a secret sex toy oh what is she why did she keep that from me everybody was kind of like the guys were like I can't believe she why would she not tell me that she's got a sex toy like we could use it you know all this stuff like everybody kept Or is it more like, am I not doing a good enough job? Why does she have a nasty video?

Well, a couple of the guys got into that, too.

It's not getting the job done. But the answer is yes.

Well, listen, it's not necessarily KP. Do not say this, because Chelsea has a sex joke. But I don't want it to be that she can't get the job done. But you know about it. It's that you deserve to be able to have fun with yourself.

We all know that after you do the deed, you go home, you do it yourself.

Well, all right. I don't know what I'm talking about. But what if you're in the home with the person? So here's the thing. I thought that the reactions of these guys was so vastly strange that more guys, more of my guy friends, now mind you, I think there were six of us, more of the guys were upset that their girl would have a secret sex toy than have a secret bank account. So I want to kind of just throw this out there. What would you be more upset about? What would you be more upset about? And this could be for women, too. I don't know if guys, do guys really have sex toys? I guess they might have a pocket pee, right? Yeah, there's a couple different things you could have. Yeah.

But also, you use that. You go have you time. I'd like to watch my show. You go have fun.

Actually, you're probably, women are probably happy that you have a sex toy, right?

I'm busy. I have a headache. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I've got things to do. You go have fun.

Yeah, like take care of yourself and do it yourself. do it yourself. What would you be more upset about that your spouse, Mike, what would you be more upset about that Allie had a secret bank account or she had a secret sex toy that you didn't know about?

That's so tough because what are you doing with the secret? Like, what are your plans with the secret bank account? That's my thing. That initially upsets me. The sex toy, maybe only because I don't feel like we would hide anything like that. So if she is hiding something like that, then there's a bigger issue.

I mean, it depends on what kind of toy it is too Because if it's like a pump or something You're obviously using that on someone that's not your significant other

Wait, well, that's Okay, now, yeah If the sex toy is a sex toy that you have to use with somebody else Then I'm thinking they're cheating on me That's a whole different thing

But see, I'm with Mike in that the money thing is actually scary to me Because that's so shady What are you doing with that money? Well, what if it was like a vacation fund?

What if it was a boat?

Okay, we were speaking way too optimistically for this topic. Yeah.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Me too optimistic? I know, it's actually, I, yeah. Excuse me? I can't believe that. Morgan Dunham, this came out of my mouth. Shannon just called me too positive on something. I don't know.

The bank account is, that would worry me more.

Yeah.

But again, I'm a girl, And I think that this topic is definitely geared more towards asking the dudes what they would think.

It does hurt to pride a little bit with the toy, with the sex toy, a little bit. But only because she felt like she had to hide it. Not that she's using it. I don't care because I'm all about that. But if she had to hide it, there's a reason she had to hide it.

844-EMOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Let me go to the phone lines here. It's the secret of secrets. The sex toy or bank account. Kathy? It's a bank account. Yeah, because you're a woman, and women don't want their finances touched by anybody, do they? Right?

Are you speaking from personal experience here? Yeah, it was a personal experience. You had a secret bank account.

You blindsided me with a divorce.

Oh, okay. Oh, boy.

So quick question for you on your secret bank account. How much money did he pull out before you realized what was going on?

$3,500.

Okay. So enough money that it's noticeable.

Did he use that to go get a lawyer? Is that what he was doing with that money? I believe it was to file. To file. Okay.

Yeah. So he was using it as a retainer to put down for somebody. And how did you figure it out? Did you just go through bank records, or what did you do?

It's kind of complicated.

Too complicated or too dirty to talk about?

It's personal, actually.

Yeah, okay, I get it. All right. Is there a sex toy that would make you upset, though, if a guy was going to go out and buy the thing? Like if he bought a doll, like a sex doll.

Okay, so to KP's point, when we were at Lover's Lane that one time giving the listener, what was that for, Valentine's Day, right? And we all, like, helped her on her shopping spree. There's some stuff in there that is, like you said, dolls. There are, remember that big $2,000 unicorn thing? I don't even know what that was.

Do you know what I'm talking about? What was it? The horn on the front of it.

No. Yeah. And you, like, had it.

I remember that.

How could you forget that thing? What? Are we allowed to say names? I didn't say a name. Are we allowed to is what I'm asking? Oh.

I think you can say the names of the things. Yeah. It's a brand.

Are you talking about the Sibians?

Okay, yes. Okay. Yeah, like, if you're keeping that a secret and, like, that, I... No, that's... Why? If you're keeping it a secret... Why not? Why not just, like, bring it into the relationship then? Well, because it's a solo thing. Because that means then you... No, but that means, yeah, I see what you mean.

Yeah, but there's no reason to hide it. Like, I don't mind solo stuff, but there's no reason to hide it at all, ever.

I think you guys underestimate some guys' reactions to finding your stuff. And, like, some guys hate it. So I understand it.

Trust me, I know that from past relationships. I've been in relationships with guys who were not comfortable with any sort of sex toy being involved in the relationship.

I don't think any of my exes have ever seen my collection. I don't think any of them have seen or, yeah, would know what's in it. Do you have one of those unicorn things? They're very expensive.

Wait, what if you got a secret bank account for the unicorn?

Let me tell you, research was done, and then I went, in this economy? We'll save up for her.

By the way, that's when you know that the economy is bad. When people are like Going to the We went to Lover's Lane And I asked them I said Has the economy affected you guys? And they said No When the economy's bad More people come out And buy stuff like that Because they're more worried About taking care of themselves Yeah

Yeah but I'll get the $100 things Not the $1,400 things That's what it was I think it was like $1,800 What? No it was $1,800 wasn't it? They're very Did the women walk out with that thing?

No

No she didn't

A couple of text numbers here A couple guys It looks like 419 I'm a guy. I definitely would wonder why she wouldn't tell me that she had a sex toy. I would be completely fine if she had it. Another one here says the bank account because if she's taking money out of our account and putting it somewhere else, I'm wondering what she's spending it on. Is she going to leave me? And then all the women who are commenting are all saying that the secret bank account is by far the more scandalous thing Because I think that the thing is I don't think guys have sex toys Like I don't think that's a I don't really don't know a lot of Yes I do I do You do? Yeah yeah yeah What do you have? You've never shared with us about this I got a ring

Like a little I can't say it Okay You know what that is Yeah I've had before one of those fleshlights Which is the pocket basically But I've had one of those That was pre-Ally And then like lotions and stuff Okay

I feel like we need to take this to the podcast

tomorrow. All right, let's do it. Let's talk about that.

That's a good topic for everybody. And the bed straps. Can't forget those.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We got the handcuffs and all kinds

of stuff. Wait, do you keep those things connected all the time to the bed, or do you guys have to take those

off? So they used to be, and then the cat started playing with it, and then the kids saw the straps things. And so Cecily was like, oh, what's this? She thought it was like a strap to the bed or whatever. And I'm like, oh, nothing, nothing. So we've had to get rid of that. Hey, guys, it is Ryan.

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