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It's time for an official government survey. It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey.

Good morning, it's Bob Dabalina-Con from the U.S. Senseless Bureau, and I just have three questions in the survey. In an effort to encourage our youth, would you agree that kids can be anything they want when they grow up as long as it's not a DJ?

I would just encourage them to stay in school and graduate.

Did your last date night end with a bang?

I'm married. Oh, perfect. Every date night ends with a bang.

If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup, then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?

I believe if everyone measured their alcohol in the shot glass, we wouldn't have a problem.

Is it still a walk of shame if you high-five a stranger?

It depends on your location.

And when you buy a head of lettuce, do you ever wonder what they do with their bodies?

Oh, no. I'm assuming it's in the ground.

All right. And would you get a tat two?

No.

How about a tat three?

Negative.

Would you take a free piano, no strings attached?

No, I already have a baby grand.

And when Jesus returns to Earth, do you think he will endorse the iPhone or the Android?

Since I'm a Christian and I'm saved, I won't be here when he returns. And I think there are bigger issues than which he would endorse. I'm sure he'll endorse salvation.

Salvation, I'm not familiar with that smartphone. Is that a Verizon phone?

No, that's the grace of God.

Amen.

This is a lot longer than three questions.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought we had such a good rapport going. It didn't sound like you were too busy.

Well, I'm just so happy to hear someone speaking English.

Why do protein bars always have to look like feces?

Yeah.

Oh.

I like that.

Yeah.

It's kind of true, though.

Well, she sounds like she's, I don't know. I think if you kept her going just a little bit more, Spike, you probably would have gotten her to.

I don't think I would have been able to keep her going.

No, I don't think so.

Laugh all you want. We'll get to you eventually. It's another senseless survey on Mojo in the Morning.

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