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Someone needs to call their grandmother more often. Was she ever going to hang up? It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey. Hello?

Hello, sir. This is Bob Dobolina from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. You left a few answers blank in your last survey form we mailed to you, and we're just following up. Can I ask you three questions? It should only take about 30 seconds or so.

You're the government?

Yes.

It comes up as unlisted. That doesn't clock with me.

Oh, right. Well, just because we're a government agency, we don't want people to call us back. But it's just three questions about issues that face voters today.

Oh, right. You got 30 seconds before my car gets done here.

How many people currently reside in your home? There's four of us. And why do we usually only say, hey, stranger, to people we know? Why do we only say, hey, stranger, to people we actually know? You know, we'll say, hey, stranger.

Is it for the census?

Yeah, we could skip that question if you don't have an opinion on it. Have you ever thought about how adults have snack time every time we fly on an airplane?

Not really.

What do you think Washington should do about America's growing Flintstone chewable vitamin crisis?

You mean like fentanyl?

Sure, I guess. They should stop it. Perfect strategy. And did you see the movie Lion King?

I did, actually.

Where do you think Scar's accent came from? Like, did he study abroad, or what do you think happened there?

I haven't really thought about it, to be honest.

We'll skip that one then and just go to the last couple questions here. Why do you think food companies are so hell-bent on trying to make pomegranate happen?

What is pomegranate?

Exactly. Would you watch a reality show that features the behind-the-scenes footage of how Tom Brady is assembled each morning by a talented team of pastry chefs?

Hell, yeah.

And on your Valentine's Day wish list top 10, what number is a honky-tonk-badonka-donk today? You think a snowman smiles when the snowblower's coming?

Yeah, I think we're done here.

Oh, last question. Do you Netflix and chill?

On a good day, yeah, sure.

All right. Do you HBO Max and Climax?

This is...

Do you Hulu and do you?

This is the government calling me.

This is a survey, yes, calling you. Amazon Prime or d***ing time? Showtime or b*** time?

Mr. Dabalina, Mr. Bob Dabalina.

Senseless survey there, Mr. Bob Dabalina. And the Mojo in the Morning show. Phone scam, senseless surveys. Always, 650, 750, and 950. Make sure you're listening.

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