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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I want to label this sex marks the spot, okay? A recent survey found that Americans have admitted to sex in all kinds of unexpected places. The most common. I'm going to say the most common, and then I want to ask listeners if you've done any of these, okay? And ask you guys. So where is everybody at? Where are my peeps? Zach, get in here. I wish Kev was here because I think Kev, it would be interesting to see his sexual escapades. Sexcapades. But I want you guys to be honest, too, with this. Of course. And by the way, the only people that shouldn't be participating in this one is Bianca and Lydia, who are saving themselves from marriage. Right. right and unfortunately i don't think you're no i'm glad you are lydia and bianca i don't know if you guys have ever had sex and honestly i don't know if i want to ever know like i really don't want to know so you guys can't participate in this but zach can because you know what he is a sexual mother effer yeah Zach, rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 sexually. Are you a... 11? Wow. That's amazing. I'm like a 2. A 2? Yeah. Why? I get a 2 because I usually, when I'm done, I usually cuddle. You know, I'm a good cuddler. I love cuddling. Yeah.

He doesn't like cuddling.

All right, ready? Ready, let's do it. Here we go. All right.

How do you know that?

Here are the most frequent places. most frequent places that people have had sex most common places in a car anybody in a car oh yeah that's we love that we love that say i i can't see our hands there's levels to it i haven't done like the full deed in a car uh really what do you mean just like oh like oral or something yeah okay all right in a car i think everybody's at least done something right In their Here's just my own From my own personal In their current car That they're in right now No No No I got white seats Or I got like Like they're almost grayish seats Mine's a rental Mike Porter Mike Porter told me You cannot have sex On these seats Yeah Or wear very dark blue jeans Oh yeah Okay The next one In a bathroom Who's done it in a bathroom Oh I Yes I Yeah Right All of us right I Okay Alright

it in a park no no park never in my car in a park okay so it's a park all right that's a park yes

okay we'll give it to you in a park at you in a park no no no you've never you never hit up any of the uh parks in no oakland county no what do i choose i'm i'm made out in central park but i don't consider that like sex no no park oh here you go here's here's a good one in your parents' bedroom.

Never. No way.

Ever. My girlfriend's parents, however. Whoa.

the time really so that's in a parent's bedroom yeah there you go i've never done it in parents my parents it was crazy it was great i've never done it and honestly honestly was it a king or did it just happen she suggested it oh yeah did mom and dad have a big bed like was it king or

california king comfy and it had a uh what like a framed mattress it wooden mattress and we used

Never mind, never mind, never mind. He's like, it was good. It was great.

Like a bed frame is what you're talking about, or a mattress? Because you're not going to have the mattress be wood. What is this, like back in the old days or something like that?

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It was a good time.

Did you guys clean the sheets before you did it so that it had a smell of parents still on it?

We put on new sheets. Yeah, yeah.

You did not. Yes, we did. There's no way you put new sheets on.

Yes, it was her thing. I didn't do it.

Zach's a dirty pervert. All right.

What about the park lady?

Next one here. At a party. Has anybody done it at a party? Yes. For me. At a party. Yeah. What party? This was way back when, but this was a buddy, George McFly's party.

What?

He had a party. Yes. You and Chelsea? No. I wasn't with Chelsea at the time. I just want you to know this. I've had sex with more than just one woman.

I didn't know. You never had this conversation.

I don't know if you know this, but I used to get laid a lot. Nice.

Whoa.

Back at one point or another. Anybody else at the party? Yes. Party? College. Do you remember the party?

Oh, yeah.

Like a college party or something?

Well, yes, but the most recent time I could think of is at my wedding party.

Oh.

Wes and I disappeared for a half second. You guys love that.

You did it at your wedding? Mm-hmm. And you were there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Next one. On a beach. Who hasn't done it on a beach? If I have the opportunity, I would. Yes. You know what I'm saying? I don't think I have.

See, you're sandy.

I got, back when I was 18 years old, one of the first sexual experiences I had, it might have been the second or third time I ever did something, and it was she did the thing with me, was a beach. I went to Florida with a buddy named Mark.

Were there people around?

There were maybe people walking, but not anywhere near us. Did you get sand in the creek? It was not. I think, honestly, we just used the zipper. I really didn't. And the pants, maybe. That was smart. Yeah. God, this is weird to be able to just find out where you guys have all had sex. Why are you asking that? I don't know.

It's weird hearing you say you used to get laid off. Yeah. Believe it or not. I know.

Isn't it? I mean, seriously. On a wooden bed frame, too. Hey, nice. That's how long ago it was. All right, next one here. In front of a camera.

Yes. Yes.

Really? Yeah. You sick perverts.

Yes. Perverts. Perverts.

No?

Actually, it wasn't technically on purpose, though, but yeah. Same. It was when I had that Nest Cam in my living room.

Oh, well, that's okay. Well, they are in front of a camera. That is okay. I never really thought about that. One time a guy was filming and I didn't know. I try to avoid them when I'm having sex. What's that?

One time a guy had a camera out and was filming, and I didn't know. How dare he? I know, right? That's horrible. That's what I said.

Honestly, you could bring him up on charges on that, if he distributes. At work, has anybody had sex at work?

No.

No. Never had sex at work? If I could, I would. Did I tell you the story or Tony the story this week?

Yes, you told me. Not this work.

Oh, wait, you had sex at work? Okay, hold on a second.

Yeah.

All right, she didn't answer fast enough. Now I'm going to, hold on, I'll tell you this in a second.

Well, it wasn't like full blown, but it was a sexual activity.

Was it you with him doing it to him or him doing it to you?

No, it was me doing it to him.

Nice.

It was the very first radio station that I worked at.

Do women never get like reciprocated at all for that?

I think it's harder for that to happen for a woman. You don't feel it. You have to undress more. Like you said, you can just unzip.

Yeah. Um, my one was I, when I did mornings in Tucson, our overnight guy was getting, uh, something from a girl in the control room and I showed up like 20 minutes early for the shift for my shift and I walked in on the guy. It was awful. It was an awful experience for him and me, uh, and probably her. Um, all right. Next one here. Okay. I just got a couple more at a hotel.

Yes. I think that's an easy one.

That should have been one of the first ones here. Do you guys remember ever, have you guys ever done it at a dirty hotel, like a hooker hotel or something like that? Have you ever done that? I got to think about it, but only if you count the one down the street if you know what I'm talking about. No, there was a buddy of mine that told me a story about his coworker. He worked at one of the TV stations that used to go to this Troy hooker.

hotel stop and he told me this story about how the guy got busted and that's the reason why the guy's no longer on the tv anymore no way yeah uh and then uh this is a the last one that's on this list of the most frequent and most common places that people have had sex and then i'm going to grab some calls in a swimming pool or a hot tub yes not the not the most fun pool like that is not fun it's not comfortable can i be honest with you shannon this is no no this is for you won't relate to this because you're a skinny person fat people in pools feel good because you don't feel as fat because you are a little lighter floating around that's smart so i was able to do things that i thought i actually might might be a little bit more agile than i thought i was yeah like like i was michael phelps in it i was i was actually not horrible i love that hold on a second here misfit tony is on with us right now what's up what's up tony how you doing listen

listen mojo kudos to you for making the king of sex the first one the car yes yes yeah i like it so listen myers pharmacy department 1 a.m oh my god going down killing it in the pharmacy at myers

Misfit Tony, do you know who's at the Myers at 1 a.m. picking up pharmacy? Your little mother that has a kid at home with croup. Like, you are a dirty pervert. You know what I mean?

Hey, she probably watched the Soul Pole in action. The Soul Pole. The Soul Pole.

Oh, my God. Tony's a legend.

Hey, it goes down.

Oh, my God. All right, I want to ask this question. I'm going to throw this out there. Is anybody, like, regretting any of the places that they've ever had sex? Will you call us up and tell us? 844-MOJO-LIVE. I'd like to know if you have any regrets to it. Hold on. Lee is with us. What's up, Lee? How you doing? Good morning. How are you? We're doing fantastic. Sex marks the spot. Where did you have sex?

Cemeteries. Oh, gosh. That's creepy. For some reason, it's a thing for my wife and I.

I don't understand. Oh, I don't like the kink.

You do that with your wife. That would seem like something you'd be doing when you're in high school or something like that.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

When was the last time you were at a cemetery with your wife?

Date night, three nights ago. Oh, my God.

That's amazing. God rest the souls there that had to deal with that thing. I'm assuming it's late at night probably, right, when nobody's around?

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. Absolutely. Wow. Vicky, what's up, Vicky? How you doing?

Okay, you've got to continue the list because so far, including the last caller, I've done everything.

Oh, my God. Vicky. Not adventurous enough for her.

You're a dirty girl. You're a dirty girl. Vicky.

Yes, I am.

Wow. What is up with that? Why so dirty? She's adventurous. What's the story?

well you know i mean i was raised catholic now i get it now i understand it uh hold on maggie

are you there maggie i'm here how are you doing guys good maggie where have you had sex that would

blow our minds if you know what i mean on the top of the renaissance center oh my god on the top That's iconic.

The top is that moving restaurant that was up there, right? Was it in that restaurant?

No. So you know how the Renaissance has the three towers? Yes. I wasn't in the top one, but on one of the other towers, on the top of that one.

Was it an office building or something? Like, was it the OnStar people, or what was it?

I think, yeah. I don't know if it's the OnStar, but I know that it's one. We didn't even know. It was late. That's amazing. I'm not even sure how we got out there, but we did. and it was a beautiful view.

Oh, my gosh. That's great. Did you have your face pressed up against the window looking out at Canada saying, Yeah, hey, there. Hold on. Alexia, where did you have sex?

A movie theater.

Oh, what movie was it?

I was going to say the same thing. I'm like, you guys make me feel like a dirty girl. I've done all this stuff. It's called Sky Cinema. Sky Cinema. Were there other people in the theater, or was it just you guys? It was just us. We got lucky that night. We go every Tuesday. Sometimes it's empty.

Wow. Yeah. Wow.

Hey, real quick, because you say that you're a high school kid that has to come in and check with the flashlight.

That's right. Exactly. That's why he's walking around with a flashlight. Why is it sticky on the phone?

floor. Hold on, this is the one that's going to gross you out. Beth.

Okay, don't judge. It was in a handicapped port-a-potty at Faster Horses. Oh, my God. In a port-a-potty? Gross. It was hot, but it was clean in there. They clean them every day. Oh, Beth. And the handicapped ones were a lot bigger. There was room to stand,

you know. Beth comes out there and there's a dude in a wheelchair

breathing in the air. Oh, my God. I'm on the air. I'm judging.

Yeah, I'm definitely judging you on that one. Awful. Scott, what's up, Scott? How you doing? Hey, how you doing? Scott, how you doing? How you doing? What's going on, Scott? How you doing?

Well, so, yeah, I heard what you guys were talking about, and this was kind of a perfect one. But, by the way, first time in a long time. Hey. so i i think i might have the best one um but it's a little difficult to to do because uh there's consequences but uh i had sex in prison with a female co and a food service worker that

worked in the prison no way explain you're talking business that i don't know because i've never been in prison i don't know if you know this so you had sex as an inmate with as an inmate with a corrections officer is that what co is the innocent okay with a co and the airmark worker not at the same time airmark airmark is the food company that does like like uh i didn't realize they do the prisons but they also do uh you know the stadiums and stuff so what was what's the deal

man are you a good looking guy i'm assuming huh um i'm an adonis no i i mean i'm a regular guy i mean i i think it's all about your confidence and the way that you talk and um you know um that situation was a little difficult because you know you're in that kind of setting so it's kind of hard what were you in for by the way what were you i'm sorry what were you in for i was in for burglary um i made a lot of yeah i made a lot of bad choices i didn't burglarize homes or anything like that but yeah so you know what he is and then um he's a panty thief he steals girls do it where like where would you go in the prison uh so there's also there's like within certain pods and uh units there are little side offices and little areas that the ceo can go uh to like go to the bathroom and like i was like what they call a porter which is means you just clean up things and clean up to certain areas we developed a relationship it didn't happen right away um but um one night you know she slipped in there and i slipped in there it wasn't very long

so you know obviously don't judge the man he's been in jail for a while or prison for a while

right but but actually the i i think probably the best sex that i had was actually fugitive sex where i had escaped from a jail wait who did you have sex with well so at the time uh while i was uh while i had escaped i obviously had to get out of the area so i was with a girl that nobody knew that i knew and um i went with her and yeah she was she was helping me and we ended up at a house and um we were just got done having sex i pop up because i hear something in the backyard this summer so the windows are open and i look in to the backyards of the surrounding houses and there was just cops everywhere so they knew where i was oh my god came in and they got me with your pants down before that so did you finish at that time no i had finished i'd finished and then i popped up because i heard something i was like hey come out with your hands up how did you escape um so it's funny it wasn't a planned escape um so in lucas county and when you're in the jail they transport you to the little uh suburbs like if you have to make an appearance or whatnot yeah i ended up getting in the van the van was packed there was like nine or 10 of us in the van um everybody got out of the van i was the last person to get in the van so when i went to get out of the van the corrections officer actually shut the door on me i don't think that they knew they just they saw me so they shut the door on me um i sat there for a few minutes contemplated what i was going to do um i i had the belly chains i had everything on i slid i was able to slide one handcuff off i couldn't get the other one off so i took

that and um wrapped it all around like my wrist I climbed through the little there's a little partition within the transport van it's very small but I I was able to slide through it and I took off uh from Sylvania and I ran up into Michigan and blah blah blah so it was all

wait so did you did you have the cuffs and everything still on you when you were with

that girl in the bedroom no no no I I that was that was like a day later um that I had gotten that off i went and get i cut those off you'd be surprised how quickly handcuffs can come off how did you get them cut off somebody do it for you yes i had somebody cut so because they were all the belly chains and everything were wrapped around my hand i took off my jumpsuit and threw it on top of somebody's roof so they wouldn't find me or they wouldn't find that um this is

unbelievable documentary uh i gotta be honest with you scott you could write a book with all these amazing, visually incredible stories. Escapey Scott? Escapey Scott. You're Escapey Scott. Hold on. Escapey Scott, we're calling you.

Well, I always thought that I could be on that show. I got away with it, you know what I mean? But apparently I didn't get away

with it. What are you doing now? Now I'm so curious.

Yeah, what kind of work? Now I'm actually doing very, very... Preschool teacher.

I think a preschool teacher, right?

What? No, I work in pavement restoration so i have a really good job uh i've changed a lot about my life um good but it's definitely it's definitely a story um it probably costs me yeah a lot more wow wow

escapee sky new misfit to the mojo in the morning show man i'm sorry hold on a second uh david sex in the end zone at ford field nothing compared to that last call i'm sorry david i apologize david yeah you anybody can have sex in the end zone at ford field can you have sex with prison holy crap you had sex in the end zone at ford field i did i did how so it was it was a fun run

it was a night run and nobody was actually on the field so me and the wife let down to the end zone and we quick three minute run you know back up and finish in the race that's unbelievable

well listen I'd spend more time with you but I'm running so long on this topic but that's an amazing story in itself all these stories are amazing I want to tell you that that was a great topic hey shouts out

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