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Sex Suspension
Mojo In The Morning

Sex Suspension

from Mojo In The Morning

April 11, 2023 | 00:08:09 | Leisure

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It is Mojo in the morning. So we went out this weekend, and boy, so many things happened. And it was actually a lot of fun kind of getting to know some of these guys that I had not really known before. Chelsea knows a lot of the wives. And we were talking and we got into a conversation, which I thought was very, very interesting. And the conversation was sex suspensions. I told the story about how a while back, Chelsea held me on a sex suspension for talking about something that was, quote unquote, too personal on the air. And what I meant by sex suspension was the sex suspension was that she cut me off for a while because she was so pissed off at me. So it was her way of being able to make me pay for the fact that I went on the air with something that I shouldn't have talked about. I mean, I was in the doghouse for a long time. Well, this weekend, Ryan, who was one of the guys that was there, told me how he was put on suspension for over a month because he was over an hour late for his daughter's musical that she had at school. So he was supposed to be coming from work, and he was supposed to get done early, and he's kind of like me probably in the fact that he never knows when to leave work because I'm one of those people that never knows when to get out of here. like I have to set alarms for myself when I have appointments afterwards that's like this is the absolute latest that you can stay at work otherwise you're going to be late or you're going to piss somebody off and there's no person that you should ever piss off like your spouse especially when it deals with your kids so for over a month his wife gave him a sex suspension she did not have sex with him so I wanted to ask this question what did you do to deem getting cut off by your significant other and i think it's only and i could be wrong on this i think it's only guys that get cut off maybe i'm wrong maybe guys cut women off too or maybe in gay relationships maybe women get cut off by other women you know that could be i have always

00:03:58 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 4:

maintained i don't understand the sex suspension or sex strike whatever you want to call it because then you're just you're you're screwing it for yourself too well obviously people can take care

00:04:10 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 1:

of themselves you know what i mean like so that's the case but you gotta like listen i will say this to you did did my sex suspension teach me a lesson probably not and i'm trying to get better at that with chelsea with uh her being able to trust me that i'm not going to bring stuff up on the air um and with brian i asked him i said can i can i ask you an honest question have you ever been late for another one of your child's events he said never so it worked never so it kind of worked it's it this is good you know what this is like this is like taking your uh kids phone away from them you know what i mean like that's the only punishment that ever works mike for you with young children when you're kidding shannon you too with uh lucy and uh smith when your kids get phones that's the only punishment that will work sending them to their room ain't hard anymore

00:04:59 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

They love going to their rooms.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 2:

Their room has more crazy, fun stuff in it than they ever have had when we were kids.

00:05:04 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 1:

It's TV right now. That's where you hit them where it hurts.

00:05:06 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

Well, that's the thing. And wait until they get a phone, and you take their phone away from them.

00:05:10 - 00:05:12 | Unknown:

Oh! Oh!

00:05:13 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 2:

Like, I swear to God, I think that Luke, a couple of times when we've taken his phone away from him, I thought that he was going to choke. I was like, are you okay? He's like, oh!

00:05:22 - 00:05:23 | Unknown:

Dead!

00:05:23 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 2:

Like, one of those type of things. It's like, what is going on around here? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Alex, are you there?

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Good morning. How are you?

00:05:34 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 2:

Good. Have you ever been on sex suspension?

00:05:37 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 3:

I've tried to suspend my wife so many times, but the problem is she's hot, and I give Amy that jail. That's what I said.

00:05:44 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 2:

That's what I said. No guy is suspending his girl. There's no way on this.

00:05:51 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 3:

I'm like, tonight's night. I'm going to shoot her down, and then she's like, hey. I'm like, maybe not.

00:05:55 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 2:

Never mind. Next time, though, for sure.

00:05:58 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:05:59 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 2:

I'm telling you. Starts tomorrow. It doesn't work. Now, do you think that it would work for you? Like, if she ever shot you down and said that you're on sex suspension because of something you did, would you ever do that wrongdoing ever again?

00:06:11 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. I'd never do that again. Whatever it was, I wouldn't do it again. I've gotten in trouble. I got it for talking about sex with our friends, and she put me on sex suspension. Now our friends don't know anything about our sex life.

00:06:22 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

Really? So where were you guys? At, like, a party or something like that?

00:06:25 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, we were at a party, and I was talking about something she had done the night before and how cool it was. And she gave me the dirty look, and then she's like, that's it. You're not getting that anymore.

00:06:33 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 2:

Hey, can I ask you a question? When you're out with friends and you do something like that and you see that dirty look, don't you dread the car ride home?

00:06:42 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 3:

Oh, God, I cringe. I drink more because I know the car ride home is going to be awful than I have her drive.

00:06:48 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 2:

And let me tell you something. There ain't nothing worse than that happening. I almost want to leave parties early because I got Chelsea so upset. I'm like, all right, I'd rather take the punishment now because the sooner I get the punishment, the sooner it's over with. Andrew, how you doing?

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

How you doing, guys?

00:07:05 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 2:

Hey. Good morning. You also a guy that tried to put your girl on a sex suspension?

00:07:10 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 4:

I did. I went a whole week and a half, actually, for a sex suspension for her.

00:07:14 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

Really? You actually kept sex from her? What did she do that made you do this?

00:07:22 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 4:

She has an old college friend from back in her undergraduate days where she just, you know, devolves into a party girl that gets way too wasted. And I told her, like, you can go out just trying to be responsible. If not, then there's going to be consequences. We're going to have to hold something off. And she went out that night, got rip-roaring, raced it. And about 2 or 3 in the morning, I come, have to pick her up because she called me from her cell phone.

00:07:50 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 2:

That was it.

00:07:51 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 4:

It worked out that she was puking her guts out on the side of the curb as I went to pick her up. We had a very quiet ride back because she was just crying because she was so upset. And for the next week and a half, no little bacon cookies.

00:08:04 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 2:

Did she ever, like, come on to you or try to, like, you know, get you going?

00:08:09 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no, I think she felt so bad because she could hear in my tone as soon as I answered the phone call that I was not having it.

00:08:15 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 1:

See, aren't you just punishing yourself then? Because then you go without for a week and a half.

00:08:19 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 4:

That's what lefty and righty are for Wait you Never mind that's a whole other conversation

00:08:25 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 2:

Has she ever done that ever again with her friend

00:08:28 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

Her friend came back in town once But she decided not to hang out So I think the lesson sunk in

00:08:34 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

It worked Sometimes I'm telling you Sometimes you gotta teach a lesson right Lisa Right Right Lisa you put your guy on sex suspension

00:08:46 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

I have And, you know, a lot of it is just due to the fact that I think to have really great sex and have a good relationship, you have to value your partner all the time. And that's making sure that you're paying attention to them and making them feel valued the rest of the time as well.

00:09:04 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 2:

What did he do that got you to cut him off?

00:09:08 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

Well, he just was a lot of the time only paying attention to me when he was wanting to have sex. You know, the rest of the time he was on his crypto videos and things like that. And he would find all kinds of other things to value. But I just thought, man, if you're not going to value me the rest of the time, then I can give a crap less. I have four kids. I don't have bad sex.

00:09:31 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 2:

Let me tell you something. I'm old. I'm going to be honest with you. That is a thing that a lot of guys do. I do it. Mike, I don't know if you've ever done this, too. sometimes you don't uh you know you don't pay attention to your wife unless it's in the bedroom

00:09:44 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 1:

and it's not a good thing to do you gotta you gotta and i feel like you have better sex when you have that that valued feeling going on there you go a much better time so there you go lisa

00:09:56 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

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