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Sex With Your Uber Driver
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Sex With Your Uber Driver

from Mojo In The Morning

March 14, 2025 | 00:09:30 | Leisure

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So, cannot say any names, because I was just told by one of my friends who I called and said, hey, will you come on the radio with me? They were like, no, can't do it. They don't want to do it. So, cannot say any names. So please keep it all quiet because I have told you a couple of friends of mine, but I now have on the long list of friends now three total friends that have had sex with their Uber driver. I cannot believe this. First off, I thought I know one of them and I, that was the first one. And then a second one had it. And now just the other day or last weekend, a third one did it.

00:02:21 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 6:

I've seen those videos online.

00:02:23 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 4:

I can't believe it. Like, I've taken an Uber, and I have had great service, but I've never had it to the point where the person ever, you know, and I were ever doing naughty things or, you know. Are all of these situations happening late at night? Like, are they driving them back from the club or something?

00:02:42 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 6:

Well, I like to keep the lights off.

00:02:44 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 4:

One person that had sex with an Uber driver took it home from a wedding. Another person, the second one, was on a conference for their work in Atlanta, took an Uber to the hotel. The Uber driver, she said, was so smoking hot. They're all women, by the way. All three of these are women. It's never a guy having it with us. All three of them are women. The second one was, guy was so hot, he was dressed in the suit. She said that he looked like Liam Neeson or whatever his name is. She wanted to be taken. And she actually invited him back up to her hotel room and had sex with the Uber driver. And this last one, another female, it happened here, and it was, took an Uber, Royal Oak, I think it was Royal Oak to Birmingham, and the Uber driver, they said, was so hot, and they ended up having sex. That's better than five stars. Well, that's what I was, all three of them, I said to them, I go, like, what kind of ratings do you get? What do you think?

00:03:41 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

What are they rating? The ride or the ride? Could you imagine getting a bad rating after that from your driver?

00:03:48 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

Car smelled funky.

00:03:52 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 4:

No, it's the next person that comes into the car. But the weirdest part of the whole deal is that I never would know how to actually engage the Uber driver to get them to that level.

00:04:03 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

How does that come up in conversation?

00:04:05 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

I don't know.

00:04:06 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 5:

If you've had this happen to you, please call us.

00:04:08 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, if you've ever, like, by the way, Uber is the better Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble. Like, it is the better place to pick somebody up.

00:04:15 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 7:

No. What? Because remember, that guy who was the massage therapist took me back to my place and was creepy, and then you know where I live.

00:04:22 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 4:

But think about this, though. If he, in the case of the Atlanta story that I was just telling you about, this guy was so hot, you couldn't turn it down. If that guy said, I'm a massage therapist, I want to come and massage you, you'd be like, this is a dream.

00:04:34 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 6:

For sure. And I think it's also easier when you're out of town at a hotel than you are when it's like, take me back to my place.

00:04:40 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 4:

One of the friends who I said, this is safety. Like, you got to be careful about that. Said, why is that safety? I've got all their information. I have their driver's license or their license plate. I've got their name. I've got all that stuff. If I go on a date with somebody, all I got is whatever the fake name is that they gave me.

00:04:54 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

That's an interesting point.

00:04:55 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

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For sure.

00:04:57 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

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00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 5:

five six five four eight uh i would i want you to call on this one because i need you to here's the reason why i need you to call i need you to call instead of text only because i want to actually hear from you of where you did this i have so many questions and i don't have time to sit there and be texting you back and it's not going to be interesting and i don't think there's

00:05:17 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 4:

any coincidence that these are all women that are making these decisions because y'all hold the key they do you know what i mean like y'all making these decisions y'all seeing a guy y'all making

00:05:26 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 5:

to happen yeah the one friend actually had a long-term relationship and i have to tell you something it it actually was a great situation like it was like actually cool you know what i mean like it was with the uber driver with the uber driver oh and the greatest part of that whole thing is now you have a ride anywhere you want to what's going on tiffany how you doing i'm good how are you good tiffany you had sex with your uber driver i did um i was really drunk so that's

00:05:55 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

I was taking an Uber and I actually recognized him from school because we actually went to college together and not hot, um, not, not the best choice. Um, and I kind of like, as we were, you know, doing things in the backseat, I was just staring at the Uber sticker in the back window. Like, what am I doing?

00:06:21 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 3:

Oh no. Was this like in your driveway at this point, or was this in a random parking lot?

00:06:27 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 1:

Well, we were in the parking lot of my apartment building. Okay.

00:06:32 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 5:

You didn't even invite him in. You're like, forget it. I'm not inviting you into my apartment. We're doing this. I think it's interesting. You had the regret the moment that happened.

00:06:40 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 4:

Imagine looking at that sticker and being like, good choice to do it in the car.

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This is sponsored by. Initial M. Hi, you're being voice disguised. Hi.

00:06:51 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

Hi.

00:06:52 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 5:

Hey, we're talking about having sex with your Uber driver. You did?

00:06:56 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 3:

Yes, I did. I invited him into my house. He didn't speak English. He was like super Spanish. Okay. But he was probably one of the best I've ever had.

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

Why are you no speaking English?

00:07:12 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 3:

Did you get his number or do you just like, is this one and done? One and done. Oh.

00:07:18 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

And never again. If he's not speaking English, how do you go from a ride to having that action? Good question.

00:07:24 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

We use Google Translate. Oh, that's great. This is a process.

00:07:29 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 5:

That's wild. Where were you taking it? From the club or what were you doing?

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

From the casino to my house.

00:07:36 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 5:

And who made the first move on Google Translate?

00:07:39 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

I did.

00:07:40 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 5:

You did? What did it say?

00:07:43 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 3:

I was just like, how's your night going? And we just chit-chat back and forth. And by the time we got home, I was like, you want to come in for a Corona?

00:07:52 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Another Corona? Wow.

00:07:55 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 3:

You couldn't even give up the American experience and say a butt line. It was extremely hot.

00:08:03 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

That's awesome. But, man, that guy laid in. What kind of car was he driving? What kind of car was his Uber?

00:08:07 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 3:

Like a Mercedes.

00:08:09 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 5:

Oh, man. That's awesome. A Mercedes from the casino to home inside. That's amazing. Initial L, you're also voice disguised. Did you have an Uber experience for us?

00:08:22 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 2:

I did.

00:08:23 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 5:

All women. I did.

00:08:24 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:08:25 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:08:26 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so I was in, for my friend's wedding, she had got married in L.A. So I had an edible friend's lawn, and I was like, I have to go.

00:08:37 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 5:

Here, take us off, real quick, take us off speaker. You have a speaker problem.

00:08:41 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 2:

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Okay, take me off.

00:08:44 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 5:

Once you pick up the handheld, it will be better. Go ahead.

00:08:47 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Okay. So I had an edible, so I'm like, hadn't bothered. Uber driver was so fine. So we're on our way. And, you know, he's flirting. I'm going to flirt back. But I'm like, so do you want to hook up? Because this is my last night in L.A. And he's like, sure. So we go back to my hotel. We're getting it on. Next thing I know, someone's banging at the door. And I'm like, who the heck is banging at the door? So I get up and answer. It was his wife. Oh, my gosh. What did you do? It was his wife. I'm like, are you kidding me?

00:09:24 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 5:

Oh, man.

00:09:24 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 2:

So she's like, what are you doing? She's like, what are you doing, my husband? I said, baby, calm down. I'm from Detroit.

00:09:31 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 4:

I'm calm down. I'm from Detroit. She must have had his location. Yeah.

00:09:35 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 2:

Yes, she had to have. She had to have been following us. Like, so now that I think about it, somebody was following us.

00:09:42 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God.

00:09:43 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

00:09:44 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 5:

She found the room. He must do this often, if that's the case. Yeah, for sure. She knew exactly where it was going.

00:09:49 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so it was one of those, like, the hotel had renovated, but it was kind of like Airbnb type.

00:09:57 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

00:09:57 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

It was really nice. Yeah.

00:09:59 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Wow.

00:10:00 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 4:

That's crazy, man. Oh, man. I like, by the way, your defense of trying to protect yourself when she wants to fight you. I'm from Detroit. Don't mess with me twice. Uh, Brian, what's up? How you doing? Hey, pretty good. How are you? Good. Brian was an Uber driver. Would you ever have women that wanted to have sex with you?

00:10:17 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 5:

oh well i had one opportunity and uh i got invited into her house dropping her off it's like a friday or saturday night pick up from plymouth and uh i take i take the offer and uh thank you have a good day i take her offer and i get in her house and as soon as she lets me in her house her house is so nasty smelled so bad oh no I just couldn't even I couldn't even stay in there long I just said hey I gotta run and grab something out of my car I just left

00:11:00 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 4:

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00:11:09 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 3:

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