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Shallow Shannon
Mojo In The Morning

Shallow Shannon

from Mojo In The Morning

May 26, 2025 | 00:10:49 | Leisure

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Moto Casino. America's social casino. today is kind of a big day in shannon's husband wes's life it's his son's last day of high school

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yeah oh wow you want to know what's so funny is um last night wes was like really really emotional coming off of a day of me being emotional at fifth grade and he's like i'm my son's literally going away to college and it's so funny because his name is kieran shout out kieran go lutheran north um and go green because he's going to state a lot of things so white yeah um but kieran's like yeah it's my last day like he doesn't care he's like just get me the heck out of here i texted him this morning i'm like last day i like made a sign last night we you know everybody wrote in a card and signed a card and he's just like i just want to finish school he does he is there's no

00:02:51 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 5:

emotion i don't think they're see i think it's emotional for the parents but i also think secretly that the kids are emotional they just don't maybe show it to us that's what west said

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he's like i think that it will really hit him over the next two weeks of having a last day of school and then they have a bunch of different activities he has you know his last track meet i think in there and then of course graduation the actual ceremony on dune 1st it's gonna hit him at some

00:03:17 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

point in there for sure you know where i found it to be emotional like i thought that with uh all three of the boys was they got emotional after graduation when they all hung out out in front of school and they realized that that was it like they were done like they got their caps and gowns on and they're taking pictures and the boys all smoke cigars and stuff like that really yeah it

00:03:37 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 3:

was cool it was pretty cool especially in situations i think where you've been with the same essentially the same group of kids since kindergarten yes and now all of a sudden you all are going your separate ways and you don't realize the creature comfort of always well traveling as a group from grade to grade school to school the other thing too is they're gonna

00:03:53 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

see each other a ton this summer because they're gonna be going to all their grad parties yeah so that's kind of a big deal too but then they they had their after party like i remember that it was like that school hosted a party for them that's cool and they went there and i remember luke saying that when he pulled away from that he was exhausted because it was an all-nighter but then he said he felt something about you know man that's kind of wild it's my last time going to the school so

00:04:14 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 3:

Wes was a mess last night we were sitting in bed and I was doing my topics for the show and he was going through all of his pictures over the years because he wanted to make a an Instagram post today for Kieran like a reel and so he kept showing me his phone and he's like

00:04:30 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 2:

look at this picture his first hockey game and look at this picture his first track meet and oh my god look at we tailgated at Michigan State you know when he was three years old how funny how

00:04:40 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

how full circle is that the whole time he's showing me all these photos i'm not even looking at kieran to be honest with you i'm looking at wes in these photos you guys i would have never dated this man had we met what in these in these different phases of his life not west has he changed

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 1:

Oh, he's, I mean, we've all had a glow up, but Wes has had a glow up. Was it hair? Was it body? It was everything, Kev.

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Describe it to him.

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From his clothes to his hair.

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Because I look at him and I see nothing but, he's like male model.

00:05:18 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 1:

So he went through a stage where he called himself Fat Wes, where he was, he was working at Quicken. He was a total workaholic and he was like going out and grabbing drinks all the time. He had like frosted tips and a little bit of a beer belly and oh my God. So I was laughing so hard at some of those. And then when he was years later, got healthy and was training, excuse me, for American Ninja Warrior, he had these huge muscular arms and shoulders. And I'm like, that is not attractive to me either. And he was so offended But I said, if you would have asked me out then Like if our paths would have crossed then Heck no

00:05:59 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 3:

Shannon is so shallow

00:06:00 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 1:

I am so shallow That was a great movie Let's look at some of your old pictures I'm like, you know what?

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Show him

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Why don't you show him the first promo shots

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Of us here on this show

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You're like Goldilocks We all had to blow up The hot bowl or the cold bowl, you liked them right in the middle.

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The clothes, everything.

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Is this ever happened in your life where you are with somebody right now and then you look back at their past and you look at their pictures from maybe when they were in high school or who knows, and then you go, oh, my God. Never.

00:06:41 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

You can do it right now, especially with people who don't archive images on their Instagram. There are some people who want to maintain this aesthetic. They want you to only see who they are today. Yeah. But then there are some people you can scroll and scroll and scroll and go back to like the beginning of Instagram and you can see. Oh, you can see mine.

00:06:57 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 1:

I mean, I have Jersey Shore hair. A hundred percent.

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I will call myself out.

00:07:01 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 3:

844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I've been with my wife so long. She's been with me through every single stage. I figure that that's when I know that there's true love. There's not this shallow Shannon over here, you know, with her looking at Wes. it's funny because i saw one picture of west from the past i think he showed it to me when we were talking about the fact that he said that he had you know he had been uh heavier and i looked at him like holy crap like he really and actually i'll be honest with you with him you know when he got when he started grain is when i is like wow this guy's like look at this guy you know because he you look at him now he's all chiseled and stuff like i hate every bit of him you know what I mean wears nice clothes and stuff like guys like him make me sick because you see him wearing a suit and this suit is so perfect on him and then you see a guy like me wearing a suit and I look like a guy that should be you know the the before picture you guys know one of my pet peeves

00:08:00 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 1:

is sunglasses on the hat rim oh like sunglasses on the back of your head back there were so many pictures really well he he was an east side who well he was canada i mean he's canadian but then

00:08:12 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

yeah i but he also lived on the east side that's an east side thing he was everything you hate who are you yeah he was who did i marry what's what's up molly molly shannon's rethinking her

00:08:23 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 1:

vows to wes for better or better for what is that what's going on hi mojo good morning i think we We need to get the promo shots on IG or Facebook. Oh, yes. Let's go.

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We got to pull back the old promo shots.

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Oh, they're bad.

00:08:40 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 3:

From the history of the show just to look at. You see some really crazy stuff.

00:08:44 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 1:

My favorite of you, Mojo, is when you had your hair. Your hair was a little longer and you had it parted down the middle. It was so bad.

00:08:50 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 3:

What? You had a middle part? I had a goatee. I had a goat at one time. You had a white van, too? Molly, they wouldn't allow me to go do school visits for reading month because they thought I looked a little lester-y. What's going on, Kristen? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning. What's going on? Hey, Kristen.

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Kristen.

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Kristen. Are you there? Kristen, it says here, it was the opposite from my husband. He isn't as hot as he is. Oh, no. Kristen, I want to talk to you. Where are you, Kristen?

00:09:26 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 2:

I'm mute. Oh, I'm still here. Hello?

00:09:28 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 3:

Go ahead. Say what you're saying. We've been talking to you for like five minutes here. Maybe it's God telling you you shouldn't say what you're about to say. What's going on? Well, that's not my name, so that's what I was going to do. Oh, why didn't we call you Kristen then? Did you give us a fake name? I don't know.

00:09:42 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

What is your name?

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Okay, what's going on? What's your name?

00:09:44 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 2:

I don't really want to say my real name. She didn't want to say it. She didn't want to say it. She didn't want to ask me to give her a fake one, and we went through that.

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Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Fake caller name. What's going on?

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so anyways so i my fiancee's hot but

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But I see pictures of him before we got together, like, years ago, and he was way hotter.

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So are you worried that he's going to get only worse?

00:10:14 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 6:

No, I don't think so.

00:10:17 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 7:

It's like that car that's going to break down one day. You got to figure that thing out. You better get that thing maintained.

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I'm trying to.

00:10:26 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 7:

What is it about him? Is it weight? Is it his looks? What is it?

00:10:32 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 6:

Yes. No. It's just, like, he's super fine. You know what they say?

00:10:37 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 7:

They say fat and happy. That's a real thing.

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He's told me that before. He's like, it's your cooking.

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That's it, you know? You got to lay off the sauce.

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I'm like, it's not my fault.

00:10:49 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 7:

Just make vegetables for him. Put him on one of those type of diets. Stephanie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

00:10:55 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 5:

Hey, good morning, guys. My dad is uglier than Finn. I don't understand. How my mother, who's beautiful, I look like my mom, how she was ever attracted to this short, tiny, little Mexican guy.

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But he's got to have a good heart, I'm sure, right? It's not about the looks.

00:11:14 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 5:

No, that guy's a total dirtball. That's why they're not together.

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Oh, no. Oh, my God. He's the whole package. He's the bad package.

00:11:20 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he's ugly inside and out, but definitely ugly as sin. Oh, my God. Ugly as sin. He loves him.

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What's up, Natalie? Hi. He must be good in bed. Hi. He's got a good mouth. What's going on, Natalie?

00:11:32 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 4:

Get that salsa. When my husband and I met in high school, and he was super attractive in high school, and then 10 years after high school, we talked on Facebook, and he was not attractive at all. He had mutton chops and long hair. It was mutton chops.

00:11:46 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 7:

You got to Google that. Yeah. Oh, that's bad.

00:11:49 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 4:

It was horrible, yes. but then uh now we've been married and he is so handsome and so attractive and he definitely had

00:11:58 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 7:

his blow up wow well you know what see that's good it's and this is for shannon too natalie and shannon you guys got the best years of their lives yeah it's their exes that have to be the ones to deal with it you know i don't know it's what i always wonder sometimes when i look back pictures from the past with myself and I will tell you, I've had weight fluctuations and stuff, but I always wondered, I was like, I wonder if Chelsea ever like, was like, oh God, horrible. You know what I mean? I saw you getting out the shower, I was like, damn. Yeah. I gotta be married. Let's hope he dies soon. Right?

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Do you have any idea how heavy you are?

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Alright, well congratulations to Kieran and everybody at his high school, all the kids that are

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North Macomb. Yes.

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Good job, class of 2025.

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