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Mojo in the morning, don't mess with Shannon. Don't mess with Shannon when you're awake or not awake in this case. So bad.

This just happened like two hours ago. So my alarm is set for 350 every morning, okay? And I was so freaking tired this morning. So I snoozed once, put my phone under my pillow, and then my alarm went off again. And I'm like, I'm going to snooze one more time. I'm exhausted today. So I sit up to grab my phone and Wes sits up at the same time. And I don't even know how it happened when I turned over, but I elbowed him in the nose and heard a crack. And he started freaking out, grabbed his face because just about a year ago, he had not one, but two surgeries, two six, a broken nose.

Oh, geez.

So now I left my house and he is still trying to figure out if I broke his nose.

To fix a broken nose?

His nose.

Did you give him that other broken nose or was this the only?

No, he had actually broken it four different times. Oh, my God. So they finally fixed it about a year ago.

And you say you heard bones crack?

He goes, my nose just cracked. I'm like, oh, F, this is like the last thing that I need to start my day.

Wes, cough twice if you need help.

Not only that, but do we believe Shannon's story here? because let us not forget a few days ago he took her skiing and it was a terrible experience. I think this is way back.

For the double black diamond. I would have done something better than this.

The violent crimes in the bedroom.

That's a good name of an adult film.

Violent crimes in the bedroom.

Oh, wait, maybe not. That is an adult. Maybe not.

By the way, sleep injuries are a real deal, by the way. There have been people that have woken up with broken noses and not knowing what the hell's going on.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. He would know, obviously, he knows what happened. Tossing and turning. And please don't let his nose be broken.

Flailing. I used to be a person that was like that. I was not a very sound sleeper, and I would move around a lot in bed.

Have you ever fallen out of bed as an adult?

Oh, yeah.

Have you really?

Have you, Mike? Yeah, it's terrifying. It's like that scene in The Inception where they're falling back in the chair, and then you wake up really fast. You're like, oh, wait.

What happened? What happened? Yeah, there's nothing worse than that. And by the way, I've fallen out of bed, Shannon. I was sleeping so soundly, I didn't even wake up. I woke up on the floor going, how did I end up on the floor? Really? And realized it was just, slept through the entire fall. Yeah. I used to sleep on, and this is before Chelsea and I got together, even though when we first got together, I did it. I slept on a single, one of those, what are they called? Single mattress or what is it? Like a twin bed? Like a twin bed?

A big boy bed.

I mean, let me tell you, this big fat ass was on one of those things, and so you couldn't roll anywhere. You rolled somewhere, and what had ended up happening was, you would roll, and it would pop a wheelie on one side, and it was unstable, because it was just one of those metal frames. It had nothing attached to it other than that.

That cruise I went on, I had a twin bed, and it felt like I was sleeping in a coffin. Like, I had to, like, tuck myself in so I didn't fall out.

You get claustrophobic, don't you?

Yeah, and I also had to downsize my bed when I got my apartment, and I've learned that I cannot share a bed with another person because I had to get a queen to fit into my apartment. I take up the entire thing. I sprawl out. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. As you are waking up, and a lot of people do wake up to listen to the radio show here, have you ever had a sleep injury? Do you ever wake up with an injury that you have no idea how it happened? Or has anybody gone to the lengths of, have they broken any bones at all in their sleep? How's Wes doing this morning? I literally just texted him.

Yeah, I just said, is your nose okay.

He needs to milk this.

He responds.

this is seriously um you know what we'd suck though on this and this is where i would do it i always was worried that people were going to think that i was an abusive spouse because of just that where you roll around all the time and you end up you know hitting somebody you ever have that happen where you guys lean in to go to give each other a kiss and you bang heads oh my gosh all the time it's like the the worst and you get and it's like mild concussion there for a second as you're trying to get through it. What kind of sleeper are you, Kev? Are you a violent sleeper? Are you a sound sleeper? I know that we've talked before about the baby sleeping in the bed, but how are you as far as a sleeper is concerned?

I would say, if my partner had to judge me, I would probably say I'm the best person to sleep with. Of course. Do not move. Because I do not move. I'm a dead sleeper. You don't move at all. I don't move at all.

I can literally How do you know you don't move

Because I feel like I wake up in the same spot

Oh really See that's the thing Are you back sleeper or side sleeper I can sleep always See I can't sleep at all on my back I feel like I'm suffocating myself

I can sleep on my back I can sleep on my side I can sleep on my stomach I just need to sleep

Yeah I for some reason You know you say that I slept that same way the whole time I used to think that way too Because I wouldn't wake up to go pee And I sleep through the night I take this, um, God, what the hell is it called? It's like, I don't know what it is, but it's some kind of, it's like a sleep thing, uh, that Chelsea gives me. It's called Xanax. No, I don't know. No, it's like, Wes and I, by the way, are going to be calling you later today. No, it's, it's some kind of a natural thing that I'll take. Um, not a melatonin or anything, but it's, uh, but I sleep great now because of it.

One of my favorite things about adulthood, and I do this too, is bragging about when you can make it through the night without getting up to pee.

Yes. That's when you're 30 years old, you're already bragging about it.

I am not a middle of the night peer. Even when I was pregnant.

Oh, good for you.

No, that's not good for me. It means I don't drink enough water.

That can't be what that means.

I don't drink enough water. I know I don't.

Or you should definitely not drink as much as I do before I go to bed.

I don't pee in the middle of the night. Oh, good for you. I drink water all the time.

Hey, he's baby. He's also a child. Matt, what's going on? You're a child. What's going on, Matt?

You're a child.

I call her. Hey, Matt's on the move.

Matt, we're talking about sleep injuries.

Yeah, so I used to have really bad nightmares. I used to have nightmares of, like, vicious dogs coming after me. So I'd kick and I'd hit my girlfriend in my sleeve. Luckily, I don't do that anymore, but.

Jeez. So that's the thing. You get these nightmares where you feel like it's actually happening to you, and then that innocent bystander, that person that's next to you, your girlfriend, gets hit over the deal. That's crazy.

Oh, yeah, it feels so real.

Hey, call us more often, buddy. We want to hear from you, okay?

Yeah, well, have a good day. You too, Matt.

What's going on? Hi, Apple.

Hi.

What's going on? We're talking about Shannon.

Well, I have nightmares and dreams and stuff, and usually I'm fighting a ghost or something, right? And I'll grab my boyfriend, like, by his hair and start punching him in the face. Oh, wait. Okay. Come on. That's what you say. And I'm totally asleep. I don't even know I'm doing it. And he'll wake up and I'll be like, oh, you had some good dreams last night, huh?

That's craziness.

And he'll have to wake me up in the middle of the night and be like, hey, Apple, it's okay. It's okay. You know?

So you have actually grabbed him and started punching him?

Yeah.

Holy crap.

Yeah, we're still together, luckily.

Yeah. Is he there right now? Yeah. Can we talk to him, please, just to get a well check on him? What's up, Jason? How you doing?

Oh, I'm not too bad.

What's happening, buddy?

Well, I have woken up to a dislocated shoulder before.

Oh, my goodness.

What happened?

What were you doing? My best guess is that I sleep with my arm up kind of under my pillow, and sometime during the night it just popped out.

I've often wondered that, too. You know, like you put your body weight all on it, right? Sometimes that can happen.

Absolutely.

Yeah, that's crazy.

It's not a fun way to wake up.

I bet you. Wow.

Terrifying.

This is an interesting one. 517 says, when I had my belly button pierced, I woke up and the belly button ring was attached to my blanket and my stomach was dried blood all over the place because of the piercing and broke off. That's a crazy one. And then where's the boyfriend one here? Apparently, I beat the crap out of my boyfriend last night. He just told me about this. There's a lot of this. A lot of these ones. Oh, somebody here. It says, I kicked out a bedroom window and had to get 113 stitches in my sleep. Oh, my gosh. That's like a sleepwalking or something thing. That scares me because I used to sleep eat and sleep walk, and I would find myself in the kitchen sometimes. I'd wake up and I'd be in the kitchen. But the weird part is you wondered if you ever could, like, walk out of a window or, you know, not realize there's steps or stairs, you know, if you're trying to go from downstairs to down to the refrigerator. When you used to sleep eat, did you eat different things or did you always go for the same thing? Chelsea always says that it was her leftovers from the night before, so she didn't believe me that it was sleep eating. It was like 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

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