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let me take that back to the beginning this is it all right you ready you're listening to mojo in

the morning. You're a doo-doo head.

Let's go. It's show time.

Which member of the Mojo in the Morning show clogged the public restroom?

I thought you were going to make people cuss.

No. I just wanted to see if they would speak up. It was me.

This was yesterday, too, so it's fresh. We went out to breakfast. Wes and I went out to breakfast yesterday and we walked to this place. And this is a place that I go to a lot. Like they're known for their coffee, but they also have food as well. And no, it wasn't Starbucks. But so we walk there and we sat down at our table and my stomach started hurting. And I thought, I better go to the bathroom here because there's no way if this becomes an emergency situation, there's no way that I'm going to be able to make it home walking. So like, OK, so I got up, excuse myself. I went to the restroom, did my thing. I did like a courtesy flush just to make sure it's flushed, then wiped again, and went to flush again, and nothing happened.

The toilet was clogged.

Now, I absolutely panic because this is just a single restroom. Like, you open the door, it's just one toilet. That's what everybody uses. so there's like a little cabinet in the restroom i look in there and see please god please let them have a plunger in here nothing they don't have a toilet they have no toilet brush no nothing that would help me in this situation so i thought to myself i either need to tell somebody who's working here that the toilet is clogged and they need to fix it or i need to run and make sure Nobody knows that it was me. Did I choose A or did I choose B? B. A million percent B. A million percent B. I got back to the table. And then I was like, do I tell Wes? And so he goes, is everything okay? And I go, yeah, why? And he's like, you look like you're upset. And I said, well, there's a small issue. I go, actually, it was a really, really big issue. And he's like, what? And I go, I clogged the toilet and I ran out of the bathroom. And he's like, do I need to get up and go in there and see if I can fix it? And I said, please don't. Please don't. They will figure it out. It's the worst. You know what? It's the worst. Especially when it's not a bathroom that has more than one toilet in it.

You know what, Shannon? They never think it's you anyway. They see you walking out of there and they think you leave little doodies. Little nuggets like a bunny. and then somebody somebody went in there later that's like my size and they're like that big fat son of a bitch do they have security cameras at that place because i want to call them and ask them to see if you can get it

i don't know but you would see me walk out of the bathroom very calm cool and collected because i wanted to pretend that it was not me right what the hell did you eat the night before

or at all that i mean who knows that could have been from ever you might have had a colonoscopy

right on their toilet ever i don't know but have you ever clogged a public toilet it's the worst

feeling it's panic yeah and is there anybody listening that has ever clogged a public toilet and was so embarrassed they tried to unclog it themselves i would have done that oh yeah 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 and like shannon just said what do you do do you run and and hide it wasn't me no it wasn't by the way i hate when you're at any kind of a festival or things and you're in a port-a-potty and I've never pooped in a port-a-potty ever in my life. I want you to know that. But I've gone in a port-a-potty that looked like it was destroyed by the guy before me. I hate walking out because I know the people see how destroyed it is and they go, eh, that guy. You know? Hate that. I don't think I've ever dutied ever anywhere but like nice bathrooms. Oh, no, I didn't know. No, the Shell station by my house. I went on a walk with Chelsea, and the gas station had the hubcap on the key. And the poor guys that own that place, I dutied it, and I walked in there. I go, guys, I am so sorry, but I can't get your thing to work, the flusher.

You can't tell your body no sometimes. Like, your body will tell you it's time, bro. And if you don't sit out on the toilet, then you have to clean up your drawers because I'm coming out no matter what.

Yeah, but also at the same time, Shannon, if I was you, like this is not a situation to feel guilty over because if you don't supply the proper tools for somebody to take care of it, that's not my fault.

That's your fault. There was one thing in this cabinet that I contemplated for about two seconds, and it was the roll of bags for the trash. And I was like, I could use this. this might help me out a little bit but i didn't i didn't but i thought i mean like i was that embarrassed that i didn't want to walk out of there with it remaining clogged but i did uh

haley what's happening how are you good how are you good haley have you ever just destroyed a

toilet so i was in chicago with my friend's family and we were staying at a hotel and i The bathroom was in her parents' bedroom for the hotel. So I was in there. I clogged the toilet, and I panicked because I didn't want her family to know that I had clogged the toilet. I didn't want, you know, the hotel to know that I had clogged the toilet. So then I'm frantically trying to unclog it. There's no plunger. So I'm like, I don't know what to do. So finally I had to fuck up, and they called the hotel maintenance guy. and this young kid just a little bit older than me had to come in and unclog the toilet and i was so embarrassed and i offered to do it myself and he was like nope i'll do it don't worry about it was he cute yeah and that was the problem cute guy your spit don't stink right so now my fiance makes fun of me because uh i won't poop in a bathroom without a plunger because of that situation. I get it.

Steph, your voice disguised. What's going on, Steph?

How are you?

Good, Steph. What's going on?

So, similar to your last caller, also a hotel story. Staying with my husband in the hotel and did go number two. Clogged the toilet. Slightly panicked because we were staying there a couple days. There was no way to avoid it. It had to be taken care of. So I went to the front desk, and I asked for a plunger, which was embarrassing enough. And they radioed over to the maintenance guy and said, we have a code 2. A code 2. So he came running with a plunger with a code 2 to our home and plunged the toilet, refused to let me do it as well. So embarrassing enough that that has never left my relationship. Every time, you know, poop is done. It's a code two. So awesome.

The poop is getting a little thick in here today. Don't ever say that again. Maria, Voices guys, too. Maria, what's up?

Yes. My husband and I were driving west to east across the town.

Michigan from Traverse City and there's a point there where there is absolutely nowhere to go to the bathroom so I have to go really bad and finally hit a gas station and I jump out of the car I go in the back I go and completely clog it up there's nothing to do there's there's no tudge or anything so I'm flushing I don't know what to do so finally I get out there's somebody behind me, by the way, I run out to the car, I jump in, and I scream out my eyes, and I'm like, go!

Did you just rob the bank?

And every time I drive by that gas station now, I look at it, and I'm like, we can't stop there ever.

Hold on a second. I know your voice is, guys. I think I recognize your voice.

Okay.

I'm just kidding. I don't do it. I just want to have her freak out for just a moment, going, I don't want anybody to know it was me. You did freak me out. I love you. Thanks, alias Marie. Christian, this is when you know you have clogged the toilet. What happened, Christian?

Hey, guys, how are you? So, I was at my sister's house in Florida, and their system for, you know, the toilet is weird and all that. So, I clogged it so bad that when they had to unclog it, it all came out through the bathtub. So, the bathtub was full.

I jump out the window and never go back.

There is no other way to handle that. Oh, that's awesome.

That was a great one. By the way, Mojo in the Morning Misfit Victor just texted in. Wasn't it last week that Shannon said that the waitress was rude to her? Different place. Now we know why.

It was a different place.

Mojo in the Morning reminds you that if you really show a lot of love to the crazy chick at work, it'll drive her insane. There's public service from Mojo in the Morning.

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