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Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon got hit on by not just any guy this weekend, but somebody that honestly makes you feel even extra special that they're flirting with you

i am very flattered so i'm uh this actually happened on saturday i i was i'm one of the very few people that still uses the post office for things i feel like when i say go to the post office they're like are you 90 like no sometimes my returns require that i have to go to the post office so i was dropping off some returns at the post office on saturday and as i was walking out there was this cute older man and he was moving real slow and walking out behind me and he had a cane. And so I, even though I was kind of far ahead of him, I waited and I held the door open for him and he was so flattered that I did that. And then the post office that I go to, then there's like a, there's a door and then there's like a, like a vestibule. I don't know what else to call it, like another little area. And then you have more doors to get out to the parking lot. And so i ran up ahead and i held the door out to the parking lot for him open as well and so we got outside and he looked at me and he said you are just so kind you did your good deed for the day well done and then he stopped and he goes and you are beautiful would you like to go down the street and have a drink with me hey and i was like this man we ended up getting to talk i mean i said no

So I said, where was he wanting you to go?

So we were, I was at the post office in Birmingham and he asked me to go down the street, very specifically to market, which is like the pickup spot.

That's like, that's like the, that's like the place that, will you go down the street

to market and have a drink with me? I about died. I said, well, I am getting married in six days. So no, but thank you. he goes oh well i missed my chance on you it was so funny he was 75 years old you should have gone

with him 75 years old but he's 75 years old with a cane how nice is it no the man from up wants to

go to he did kind of look like the man from up but he must dye his hair because his hair was black

oh really yeah he definitely died yeah what else did you have to do you're going to the post office

for god's sake i had children with me oh wait your kids were with you i had children with so

wait a second so this man is hitting on you in front of his in front of your children well the

kids were standing outside they were in the car so i pull i roll up right to the the front there to the front because i all i was doing is dropping off a package right inside what did uh what did

the kids think that you were doing well it was so funny i got back into the car and lucy goes

who was that man that you were talking to for such a long time and i said lucy that old man just asked your mama for a drink at market. And she was like, I'm telling Mr. West. This is not fair. Shannon lives my dream life every day in new ways. And this time, you're living my Anna Nicole Smith dream. It was hysterical, Megan.

Megan would have gone with it. It was hysterical.

Megan.

would be like let's skip market we're going right back to your place you and given him your number what the hell you know what you should have said to lucy when lucy asked who that man was you should have said that man's paying for your college education kids mommy's gonna give that man the best two minutes of the van's life and we're gonna have some fun you know what's so funny though is

if it was a guy who was around my age give or take yeah be like oh not even oh but you you get a pass when you're 75 it's cute it's a totally different reaction that's why i can't wait to be

75 i want to be that guy i want to be that 75 year old guy walking around with a cane hanging

out at the post office getting laid at market i mean honestly i could have used a margarita but

yeah i mean i'm telling you i think that that guy that guy was a smart man i got a damn margarita who wants a margarita i always want a margarita i i i think that old people can get away with everything can't they a million percent like old people get away with farting randomly while they walk and nobody ever frowns upon them if they want to they can kind of like you know squeeze cheeks or pinch butts you know what i mean like they can kind of get away with that they can say

offensive things with their old so you're like okay they're old they don't really know and

flirting too like old people can flirt like an old person will throw down your mom uh your your grandma uh when i met her at uh the uh the reveal the the gender reveal for uh um your beautiful daughter um she was like kind of like she's like oh you're cute i'm like oh man this is kind of nice it was it was kind of nice to be able to sit there it's so flattering she did she actually thought i was relatively actually handsome believe it or not she did somebody why you don't think that I'm your grandma's type?

I mean, I don't know what grandma like. Grandma like, what's she like?

Does grandma date at all?

Nah, grandma done with that.

She doesn't date?

No one's getting her rocks off.

Has anybody ever followed through, you think, with this guy, this 75-year-old dude?

He was very charming, so I bet. He's not dying his hair for no reason. I bet.

Yeah, right, exactly. If you're 75 years old dying your hair, you know what you're doing? You're dying the hair down there, too.

I guarantee you, Shannon, he went back in that post office 30 minutes later and tried it again.

That's his move.

He's got nothing else going on for the entire day.

That's it.

Shannon, where did you say this post office was?

You're going to hang out in the parking lot there and find myself one.

Oh, my God.

What kind of car was he driving to?

Okay, so he got into a little gray Toyota Prius. Oh, well, where's the vid? But I told Wes, because Wes asked the same question, and I said to Wes, I go, but he was dressed very nicely, and he had very nice glasses on, and so I feel like he's one of those older guys that, he doesn't flaunt his money. Hipster. He rich. No, he doesn't flaunt his money. He cares about the environment, he's driving a Prius, but I bet you he's a billionaire, Megan. Oh. Go find him. I need the mid-life. He's probably at market. Yeah, I need the mid-life crisis Corvette.

Why is it that I always think of a guy driving a Prius as Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm for some reason, you know what I mean? I'm seeing what that's all about. It's funny because when Shannon talks about this place, that he wanted her to go have a drink, it's like notorious.

The nickname is Meat Market.

Like meat as in. Megan, you got to go.

Oh, I was hoping it was the other night.

And they say that there are like the guys that sit at the bar there, that the guys sit at the bar there and just pick up on, like older dudes pick up on young girls all the time.

You said this when you and Lydia went out to lunch. They thought you guys were on a date or something.

Oh, it's the worst. It's the worst feeling in the world. I'm like, I'm having to, like, announce it like, hey, I know I look like I'm an old man trying to, this girl and I work together. And then they're like, no, no, no, that sounds weirder. No, she's like a daughter to me. Oh, no.

I learned two things today. I learned that place is a meat market. And I also learned that the hair down there gets gray. I did not know that. It does. Yes. What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

I was dying yesterday. My 72-year-old dad just told my pregnant sister-in-law that her boobs looked big. I can't believe it.

Oh, my God. Was she embarrassed when he did that?

I was more embarrassed for her. She laughed, but yeah.

You don't think that your 72-year-old dad is out flirting with girls in the post office parking lot, is he?

He might.

I would say that I would want my dad to be doing that you know instead of going home lonely by himself unless mom is still alive if mom is still alive then I don't know if I necessarily want this

yeah there's a step mom there

oh okay in that case who cares right All right. Thank you for the call.

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