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Shannon Answered The Facetime, Naked
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Shannon Answered The Facetime, Naked

from Mojo In The Morning

November 6, 2024 | 00:05:46 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Listen for the War of the Roses, Bustin' Cheaters, Tuesdays and Thursdays on this radio program. so i want to hear the whole story i want to know who the naked person was was it you shannon oh my

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god yes um okay have you guys ever gone to take a shower and you're slightly embarrassing but you're like oh i think i have to poop first so don't you feel lucky when that happens honestly

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i love my life on this radio show have you ever had to come out of the shower because you had to

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poop but then i will then i will go right oh yeah i was gonna say i'll go right back in the shower because you gotta you gotta shower after you poop sometimes why does getting on a toilet wet feel so that's disgusting it feels like you're gonna slip off and hit your head sorry but it's okay i was getting ready to take a shower and i was like oh i think i have to poop so i'm gonna i'm gonna poop well i was already naked so i sat down on the toilet and i am scrolling through my phone as most of us do and i get a facetime from one of my best friends in the whole entire world lindsey and her and i have the that relationship where it's like i don't care that i'm naked and pooping i'm going to answer this facetime because it's her right um so i go to answer the facetime and it is not my friend lindsey it is her seven-year-old louie who is calling to facetime Smith to show Smith the new electric scooter that he accidentally found that was supposed to be his birthday gift. And it was me, naked. On the toilet, pooping before my shower.

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It was a not

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proud moment.

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What did the kid do? Did he see anything?

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As soon as I saw his cute little face, I obviously shifted. And it wasn't like I was going to give Linz a full view of everything going on either. So I was already kind of up here, you know, in this space of my head. But he was like, is Smith there? I thought he had this little raspy voice. I found my birthday gift. And I was like, oh, bud, no, it's just me. He's at his dad's this week. And then I'm like, where's your mom? And she's in the background.

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I'm like, Linz, I'm pooping and I'm naked. Imagine being Shannon. No, like imagine, because in my mind, if I'm holding my phone up on FaceTime and I'm looking directly into the camera if a child pops up or something yeah my you very quickly go like this see you went up my reaction was to go down like trying to put the phone away

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in the shot you know what i mean but by the way that's a crime i mean yeah that could that wasn't

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premeditated though but the amazing thing is it's it doesn't it doesn't fit because this kid's a young kid at this age doesn't faze this kid he wanted to tell smith about a smith as he says he wanted to tell smith about his electric scooter one day though he's gonna find out that his friend's mommy almost saw it naked taking a shower and this kid's gonna be like oh popping to his mind yeah in a second although do you really want to see like somebody in no offense shannon oh wow do you really do you really want to see somebody like would you want to see shannon Dudeing

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Why not

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Damn it

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Thanks, Kev. You're a true friend.

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What I'm saying, like, it's not like you're about to move your butt and show me what's inside the toilet, but if you're sitting there naked, then if I show somebody, I want to

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see it.

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I don't care how much I love you. I don't need to see that look on your face if you're above, like, four years old. No!

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Yeah. She's not in the middle of forcing one out. But you don't know. If I told you- Shannon smiles when she looks. If I told you, you could see Shannon and Megan naked, Kev.

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Yeah.

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But it's while they're doing it.

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That was the only way I could do it?

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That's the only way.

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I could not picture me in a grosser situation.

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Would you want to see that?

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I got a poo.

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Before or after Savvy Slices? Yeah, exactly. What were you eating? Oh, my God. By the way, to rewind and go back to getting in the shower, it sucks when you get in the shower and you're like, oh. Or you thought you finished.

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I love, too, that she texted me after. She goes, feel 10 pounds lighter, nothing better. Also, talk about a topic. Answer FaceTime pooping, thinking it's me to find seven-year-old Lou. Isn't that great? My friends know me so well.

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They helped you with a good topic. What's up, Heather? How you doing?

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Hey there. I'm from a long-time listener. Hey!

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Oh, Heather's on the phone!

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Yeah, so I heard the discussion about needing to go poop while you are in the shower or before whatever. Yeah. And I had to bring this up. I have made fun of my boyfriend multiple times because he thought this was completely normal. He had to go number two while he was in the shower before, and he decided to poop in his hand. Oh, with his hand?

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You didn't break up with him after learning that information.

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You know, yeah, I questioned myself, but he did say that it was a lot more hefty than he expected.

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Oh, my gosh.

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How far was the toilet?

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I don't know. it couldn't have been that

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honest to god though that just shows he has very poor reasoning skills in an emergency like that's not the person you date how old

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of a guy is this we're talking about he's 38 oh my lord you gotta rethink that heather you just ruined this topic

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he's not every time we talk this

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yeah thank you for the call take care

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of yourself thank you bye

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