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Shannon Answered the Facetime, Naked
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Shannon Answered the Facetime, Naked

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December 24, 2024 | 00:05:49 | Leisure

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the naked person was was it you shannon oh my god yes um okay have you guys ever gone to take a shower and you're slightly embarrassing but you're like oh i think i have to poop first so don't you feel lucky when that happens honestly i love my life on this radio show

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have you ever had to come out of the shower because you had to poop but then i will then i

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will go right yeah i was gonna say i'll go right back in the shower because you gotta you gotta shower after you poop sometimes why does getting on a toilet wet feel so dangerous that's disgusting it feels so like you're gonna slip off and hit your head sorry but it's okay i was getting ready to take a shower and i was like oh i think i have to poop so i'm gonna i'm gonna poop well i was already naked so i sat down on the toilet and i am scrolling through my phone as most of us do and I get a FaceTime from one of my best friends in the whole entire world, Lindsay. And her and I have that relationship where it's like, I don't care that I'm naked and pooping. I am going to answer this FaceTime because it's her. So I go to answer the FaceTime and it is not my friend Lindsay. It is her seven-year-old Louie who is calling to FaceTime Smith to show Smith the new electric scooter that he accidentally found that was supposed to be his birthday gift and it was me naked on the toilet pooping before my shower. Yeah, it was a not proud moment.

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So what did the kid do? Did he see anything?

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I don't, as soon as I saw his cute little face, I like obviously shifted and it wasn't like I was going to give Linz a full view of everything going on either so I was already kind of up here you know in this phase of my head but um he was like is smith there i thought he had this little raspy voice i found my birthday gift and i was like oh bud no it's just me he's at his dad's this week um and i'm like where's your mom and she's in the background i'm like lins i'm pooping

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no like imagine because in my mind if i'm holding my phone up on face time and i'm looking directly into the camera if a child pops up or something yeah you very quickly go like this see you My reaction was to go down, like try to put the phone away in the shot.

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You know what I mean? But by the way, that's a crime. I mean, it wasn't premeditated, though.

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But the amazing thing is it's it doesn't say because this kid's a young kid at this age doesn't phase this kid.

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He wanted to tell Smith about a Smith, as he says, he wanted to tell Smith about his electric scooter.

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One day, though, he's going to find out that his friend's mommy almost saw it naked, taking a shower.

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And his kid's going to be like, oh, popping to his mind. Wait a second.

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Although, do you really want to see, like, somebody in...

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offense shannon oh wow do you really do you really want to see somebody like would you want to see

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shannon dude why not dude i know you're a true friend what i'm saying like it's not like you about to move your butt and show me what's inside the toilet but if you sitting there naked if if i

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tell you somebody would want to see i don't care how much i love you i don't need to see that look on your face if you're above like four years old no yeah she's not in the middle of forcing one out

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But you don't know.

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If I told you, you could see Shannon and Megan naked, Kevin. Yeah. But it's while they're doing it.

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That was the only way I could do it? It's the only way. I could not picture me in a grosser situation.

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Would you want to see that?

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I got a poo!

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Before or after Savvy Slices? Yeah, exactly. What were you eating? Oh, my God. By the way, to rewind and go back to the getting in the shower, it sucks when you get in the

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shower and you're like, oh, or you thought you finished.

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I love, too, that she texted me after. She goes, feel 10 pounds lighter. Nothing better. Also, talk about a topic. Answer FaceTime pooping, thinking it's me to find seven-year-old Lou. Isn't that great? My friends know me so well.

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They helped you with a good topic. What's up, Heather? How you doing?

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Hey there. I'm from a long-time listener. Hey! Oh, Heather's on the phone. yeah so i heard the discussion about needing to go poop while you are in the shower or before whatever yeah and i had to bring this up i have made fun of my boyfriend multiple times because he thought this was completely normal he had to go number two while he was in the shower before

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and he decided to poop in his hand you didn't break up with him after learning that information

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You know, yeah, I questioned myself. But he did say that it was a lot more hefty than he expected. Oh, my gosh. How far was the toilet?

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I know. It couldn't have been that.

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Honestly, God, though, that just shows he has very poor reasoning skills in an emergency. Like, that's not the person you date.

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How old of a guy is this we're talking about?

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He's 38.

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Oh, my Lord. You got to rethink that. Heather, you just ruined this topic. Yeah. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. Thank you. Bye.

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We've all seen the headlines. Florida man wrestles alligator in a tuxedo, or Florida man sues after finding toenails in his ice cream.

00:08:14 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 6:

It's easy to laugh at the meme, but have you ever wondered about the human behind the headline?

00:08:18 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 7:

Hey, I'm Frankie P.

00:08:20 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 6:

And I'm Amelia. On our podcast, Hidden Florida and Beyond, we're going beneath the surface of the Sunshine State.

00:08:25 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 10:

From interviews with real people who make Florida weird. I'm pulling it up, and as I'm pulling it up, I see an arm.

00:08:32 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 5:

Stop it.

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Come down.

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To deep dives into the stories you didn't know you were looking for. Hey, give it up for Mark Wahlberg on the podcast today. It's more than just a meme, it's a lifestyle.

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Listen to Hidden Florida and Beyond on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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