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WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. Mojo.

Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo hat.

It's showtime!

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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show good to have you guys here with us good show today it's wednesday which means we've got five lies tell your mom coming up this morning and a high schooler going to homecoming this weekend. Mom thinking that she's not going to go, but it's a last minute. I finally got a date. The date is with the ex that mom's not happy with. You'll hear that coming up. You got to listen at 7. Also, second date update, the 5 at 6.55. Shannon with a lot of big breaking dirty news this morning and a whole bunch more. So make sure you're listening. And the prizes are great, too. We're going to give away those Justin Timberlake tickets in just moments. Actually, less than seven, eight minutes or so like that. We'll give you a chance to win with the back in the day. Just guess the year from the three clues that we're going to have for you. All right. It's Mojo in the morning. Hump day. Yeah. Yeah. Scared me. Wow. You got hard to flutter to that one. All right. Shannon. Shannon last night did something. By the way, I always hate when you preface it the way that you preface it because it makes me look like I am not a cultured type person.

What, that it would be your worst nightmare?

Right.

I thought about this because I was so excited for what I did last night. Since I said, sorry, my allergies are like raging this morning. I cannot breathe.

You yesterday, when you were doing the dirty a couple times,

I found myself going, oh my God, it is that time. I'm so sorry.

I sound terrible.

But I was so excited for.

this thing that i did last night with my sister and the whole time i was driving there i'm like mojo would literally like rather jump off of a roof this is like the opposite um so my little sister jacqueline and i went to you probably saw if you follow me on instagram i'm cupcake at cupcake shana by the way um worst instagram name ever but by the way real quick before you

tell us what you did why do girls who have sick voices because my wife is also not feeling well and has a little bit of a sick voice. Girls who have sick voices, turn guys on. Have you ever noticed that? Maybe. No? You don't think so? What is it about the sick voice?

West did wake me up in the middle of the night.

What is it about the sick voice? What are you hearing? It's like sick voice. I don't know if you want to. I don't know if you want to. Chelsea's got this thing where she calls and she goes, hi, how are you doing? I'm like, oh, my God. Hold on a second. Oh, yeah? Yes.

Well, I don't feel great, nor am I trying to sound sick sexy. You're turning mojo on right now.

It's not when you clear your nose that it turns on, but the other part does.

Got my roll of toilet paper in front of me because this radio station is too cheap to buy us Kleenex. You want some Dayquil? Yes. I will take it all. I will take it all. Anyway, so last night my sister and I went to a fall floral workshop at a place that some of my, I'm going to call them my friends because I want to be friends with them so bad. But they own an event planning company called Inez and Marie Events. And so we went and joined some other girls. There were probably like 12 of us total. And we made these beautiful fall floral arrangements. So I learned how to – all the tips and tricks of making good professional floral arrangements. And we drank wine, and we had cider and donuts and snacks, and we watched You've Got Mail, one of my favorite romantic comedies ever in the whole entire world. And that was our night. And it was just absolutely lovely.

You haven't gotten me at all. I know. Really?

It's like a fun activity and entertainment and snacks. That's like a win, win, win. Hold on.

You got me, but you ain't got me.

It was like a cozy fall night in a living.

All right, hold on, hold on. Tell that story one more time. What did you guys do last time?

Why? What are you going to do?

No, just tell the story.

Don't trust him. We learned how... Keep going, keep going. Do you want my inhaler for the true effect of this? My nebulizer that I had to do this morning?

What? Everything sounds better with the sick voice. It does.

We made beautiful fall floral arrangements. I learned how to use wire, chicken wire.

Yeah.

Chicken wire. And I learned how to open up tight roses. Hey, hold on a second. The trick is you blow on them.

Kev and I are now interested.

You blow on them and it helps open them up.

By the way, no, that does not sound like a night that I would want to have. Like, that sounds like a, that sounds like miserable. It sounds like torture.

You know, what's so funny is this is how I know Wes and I are so compatible. He was like, why couldn't guys come? Are you kidding me? No, he is. But he loves rom-coms just like I do. And he's into all that. So when I brought the thing home, he was like, oh my gosh, it's beautiful. Such a good husband. Either he was lying or we really are meant to be. He was trying to get booty, dude. Which, I mean, yeah. Yeah.

you can tell you guys are still newlyweds. In about a year and a half from now, he would be like, now I'll stay home and I'll watch the game. You know, it would be one of those. I'm not interested. I don't know. It was really fun. Well, it does.

It's a fun day with my sister too. It was something fun to do with my sister. Although I felt like a nerd because she wanted to go out and grab like a drink and some food afterwards at this new place called the Oak Parker, maybe an Oak Park. Anyway, the Oak Parker in Oak Park. The Oak Parker has to be an Oak Parker. But I was like, it's 8 50 it's getting really late i think i'm just gonna go home and go to bed i'm such a dad

well plus you're not feeling great too yeah and you're not feeling good so my brother did that

last night too he's like you want to go get dinner i went no i want you so bad i just know it's not

a good idea what what is it about certain things that girls find like to be fun like i to me any kind of craft store to me is one of those like i i have no interest in walking around a craft store

or learning how to make a floral arrangement would you take like a a glass blowing class mojo

i would uh only if the people teaching it were naked bro that seems very very dangerous glass blowing is fire really bro they gotta literally i binge watched they got it on netflix you gotta watch the cornell or the yeah i think it's a cornell museum

They do, like, three-hour, like, live videos of masters making stuff. It's very interesting.

Here's my question to Megan and Shannon and Lydia and KP and stuff. What is it that guys do that they love to do that you guys just don't get? Fantasy football.

No. Although you love fantasy. But to me, fantasy football is one of them.

Is it? Like, I'm not a deer hunter, so if you said, hey, sit in a deer blind for hours and not actually get to shoot anything. I would probably say that's okay.

How dare you ask us and then give the most obvious answer that I wanted to say? How dare you?

Well, Megan, what would be?

Probably deer hunting. I don't understand sitting in a blind for so long in the cold, quietly. I'm sorry. No cell phone. Ice fishing. How is that fun?

Yes. Yeah, that's a great one. The guys that sit and they have their own tent in the middle of the ice. First off, how do you know that ice isn't going to break? Correct. I mean, if it broke, it'd probably be the most exciting thing that happens to you when you're ice fishing.

I just don't understand being miserable during your activity. Like, even, and I love football. I don't understand any NFL team that has an outdoor stadium. Like, why do I want to be in the rain or in the snow? Yeah, go on, I mean.

That's because we've raised a bunch of indoor pussies.

Good, we should have. Air conditioning was invented for a reason. Nah, I kind of like it, though.

It brings you back to your childhood because when you were a kid growing up or when you played Little League or you matriculated in the high school, you didn't have an indoor stadium.

That's early, dude. Is that a real word?

Matriculate? You've said matriculate.

Is it?

I've never heard that word before.

Really? To the Google.

Kevin and I went to the Michigan-Michigan State game in East Lansing last year, and it was freezing in that game. Remember that, Kevin? We lasted probably a quarter.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not a fun environment if you're not in the game.

Wait, wouldn't that make you then the P word?

Yes.

A little P word?

Thank you for that saying. We are big old P's. I hate that word. Big P. Here's what I would like to do is that we all have to do something. I think golf is one of my favorite things, and there's a lot of women that don't like the golf.

Oh, my God, suit me.

Yeah.

Damn. That's so dramatic.

I'll go make a floral bouquet with you if you come out and play nine holes of golf.

No.

Women who can sit there and knit, like knitting and quilting.

Crocheting is fine.

Bro, that's not it for me.

But it's cute.

Hey, Helena, what is it that you say guys do that is the most boring thing ever?

Watching golf on TV. Yes. I would rather watch paint dry, honestly.

It's a great way to get a nap. I think that when golf is on TV, if you really want to fall asleep, it's the most wonderful thing to fall asleep to.

Yeah, that's probably true.

Yeah. Try it. Try it. Like a Sunday afternoon, I'll turn it on, and the announcer's talking all soft and stuff like that, you know?

That's a bad sport. Golf? If people turn it on to take a nap, that's a bad sport.

That's my grandma. She can watch anything.

What is your grandma usually watching to fall asleep or hanging out?

She's just period. She watches all sports. She watches golf, like religiously. I don't know how she does it.

Does she ever play golf or she just watches it?

No, she just watches golf. She knows everything about it, but for my entire life, she just watched golf. She watches all sports, though. It doesn't matter what it is. If it's competitive, grandma watching it.

Yeah. It's funny how so many women, you know, like Megan was talking about the fantasy football. So many more women I know do fantasy football, and when it first started, fantasy football was like to women's death, right? They lost their guys for an entire season. Now more women are doing fantasy football, like you, Megan, that are into it.

I was always a Lions fan. Once I started getting into fantasy football, which totally lured me in with a chance of winning a lot of money, and that was it. I had no interest in doing it other than trying to win $600. It got me into more football. Like, I started watching other teams that weren't the Lions just to, like, see how my team was doing.

And I remember a year or so ago, two years ago, when Pickleball started, I remember, Shannon, you were kind of poo-pooing that. You tried it this year. You loved it. Oh, my God.

I am addicted to it. That is the—

Say it.

It is so dumb, you guys. It is so dumb. No, it is so fun. Now, I will tell you the cutest thing I've ever seen. A couple of days ago, I was driving in this neighborhood, and there was a couple who were playing pickleball with their own setup in their driveway. And I was like, that's very cute. You could be inside watching Jeopardy! And said, you're outside, moving around, getting an exercise, and it looked like they were having fun. Their age, about eight.

So if that is your ideal demographic for the sport. No, no, no. Dude, the pickleball courts in my neighborhood, they took the tennis courts that are like Little Park and turned them into pickleball courts. I keep telling Lydia, come sit. And it's like the hottest guys. And there are loads of them that come, like 20s. Yeah, but all of the guys there are married. I mean, I didn't sit there and examine, but they're cute.

By the way, again, Shannon with a sick voice saying pickleball courts. I want you to listen to that. Pickleball courts.

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