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Shannon and her fiance couldn't get enough of each other. And you guys had sex in a public place.

And we're hurting today, which is the funniest part. So we went out to dinner on Saturday night and I was staying on his side of town that night.

So on. For the listeners that don't understand this, how far do you guys live from each other?

Like 35 minutes.

So it's a decent drive.

It's not that far, but it is far enough that like if, you know, we go out to dinner, obviously whatever side of town we're on, that's where we're going to stay for the night.

Yeah.

And so we were closer to his side of town. And so I was going to be staying at his house. So we go out to dinner, like have a glass of wine. And so on the way home, I think we both knew that we were both, you know, like we wanted to have sex like right at that moment. Well, his teenage son was at home, so that was not happening. We were not going to bust through the door and go right back to the bedroom because it would have been super obvious and super awkward.

Are you guys mindful to not fornicate when the children are around that could hear?

No, we're just quiet, but what I'm saying in that moment is it was still early enough in the evening where we weren't going to bed.

What time of evening was it?

Do you know what, we probably got home at like nine, maybe, on a Saturday night.

And he's probably watching TV or playing video games or something. He's up watching TV on his phone. Yeah.

You know, so it would have looked really obvious if we got home, told him hi, and then just like walked back to the bedroom. He's smarter than that. He's 15 years old. So we decided that we were going to pull over into an office building parking lot that was on the way and get into the back seat. Well, let me tell you something. You teenagers. I did feel like a teenager. First off, I'm always terrified in those situations that we're going to get caught because this isn't the first time that we've done this.

You guys have done this before?

I've talked about it before.

You guys have sex in parking lots? I've talked about it before.

Yeah. Okay.

Do you have a favorite parking lot?

This is the second time in this one. Second. Is it retail? Is it a school or church? Because you'll get arrested for that. No, it's like an office. Oh, okay. You know, like a bunch of offices or whatever. we both woke up in the middle of the night with our backs hurting so bad from trying to twist ourselves in that little back seat I legit hobbled out of bed yesterday morning I need some of your balls yeah at this point I need some Bengay Motrin Tylenol whatever you can give me to make my back feel better but I see horny just the awkward angles of the back seat got us both really good and I said I texted him this morning I'm like I feel like an 85 year old lady at this point My back is burning. Oh, I love those pickles. How many of those are you going to use?

All of them. Question for you. Question about this. I don't recall your last story of you talking about this. So, I don't know. Maybe.

I don't know, maybe it slipped my mind or something. It was a while ago. You guys will find yourselves going into parking lots. Was the last time also because the kids were around? Or why did you guys have sex in a parking lot?

I can't remember why, but it was that same parking lot. It might have been because it was in the daytime or something and the kids were around or the kids were home.

Do we know what the businesses are that are in that office?

I have no idea.

So it's an office building close to his house on his side of town?

Yes.

And it's like an office building kind of like what? Like where Dr. Warner's office is kind of like?

A big office building like that. Yeah, it looks like there's a ton of, you know, things inside.

And on the weekend, and you're doing it on the weekends, and the weekends are probably not. There's nobody there.

There was literally not one other car in the parking lot until we were about to leave. And then another car pulled in. I think it was probably like high school kids. Also doing it? Oh, is that the spot? I don't know what they were doing. Sorry, I got dibs on this one.

But you gotta be careful, you think. Oh, it's a weekend, no one's here, it's empty.

Our parents are having sex in the car next door to us. What's going on?

They could think someone's scoping the joint to break in. See, you really have to be careful. Like, there's a security camera.

Yeah, well, or do you worry that the mobile security guy that drives around just looking to make sure all the doors are locked is not going to be driving around?

I didn't see one. If there is one, definitely didn't see it.

Are you doing it in the back of your Buick?

No, we're in Wes's car. Wes's car? And he has a smaller size SUV.

So his car is not. Well, let's not talk about the size of this. His car is smaller. I mean, come on. I got the job done.

It's this big. Oh, my God. I'm literally deleting all of those drops from that thing.

It's interesting. So you guys have used this lot multiple times. Wouldn't it be funny if the building people have noticed this? They're going to jot your license plate down, and they're going to send over the local police to come to your house. You've got to be careful. I could picture it now. local morning show radio personality uh caught having sex in parking lot of office building next at 11 what's going on uh jeff how you doing how's it going good morning guys good morning what's what's happening uh you've heard shannon just talking about how she and her fiance uh were doing it in a parking lot this weekend where did you guys do it so i was in jail for a

little stint for a 90 day you know a little stay um they have a trustee program in the county i'm from you get to leave the jail and go work at the local programs like salvation army and habitat for humanity you know animal shelter whatnot um so i used to go to the salvation army to work on this jail program i mean you're wearing the whole jail jumpsuit everything you just got your real sneakers on i used to have my girlfriend meet me there and we go hide in the food closet and do our thing

there oh my gosh which and you would have your jail outfit on was it an orange jumpsuit yeah

well actually it was red and white stripes but i'm surprised you could sneak away because you think they'd want you under the watchful eye the whole time well when when you're in the programs

they usually you just run around the facility by yourself you don't have no cops with you or none So then, like, the people from the facility actually come and pick you up from the jail every morning. You go work an eight-hour shift, and they bring you back home.

Okay.

So, yeah, you just got to run around the facility, sneak away. We used to go smoke cigarettes, all that good stuff. So, yeah.

That's amazing. That's a conjugal visit going on between you and your girlfriend. Voice Disguise, Ann, this is like six on sex when we ask the listeners, have you ever had public sex? Shannon would answer yes if we were doing six on sex a couple of times. Ann, you also would answer yes, too?

Multiple times in a playground parking lot.

Oh, you better be careful. You get busted there, you get yourself on a list.

Right behind. What'd you say? This house is, like, right behind the playground parking lot. It's, like, it's I Street. The playground's, like, right there.

Mm-hmm. Question for you. You're not a teenager, right? How old are you?

37.

So a 37-year-old. Why are you guys not doing it in a home or an apartment or somewhere?

Most of the time, it'll be like before work or something like that. Like just in the morning, you wake up like that.

And is this a person that you live with or are you just in a relationship with?

In a relationship with, but we work together.

Oh, my God. You're cheating on somebody.

Are you not supposed to be in a relationship with this person? No, no. We're good.

Well, then why are you voice disguised and sneaking around behind buildings? She's cheating.

Because I don't want her husband to know.

She doesn't want her husband to know because he's at home right now.

She doesn't know.

That's all right, Ann. We believe you. We'll talk to you on Thursday morning when we bust you with a word of the roses. What's happening, Sherry? How are you doing?

Good morning. How are you?

Good morning. Sherry has got a warning for anybody that does this.

public sex stuff she got busted by the cops we didn't get busted but as we were sitting in the parking lot um just about finished making cookies and i happened to look over to the other side of the parking lot and there are two state michigan state police sitting in the rest area about i don't know eight places away from us wow and they didn't see anything no thank god um we i don't know how we got away with it but we were definitely um trying to be a little more discreet oh my god i was oh my god we need to stop uh no we're not stopping now you asked to stop

he was going to complete his mission shannon do you ever worry that there's going to be the

flashlight at the window of the honest and i know there's no way to to actually make sure that that doesn't happen but we were we were both watching as watching make sure there's no lights coming up

Don't give her idea. She's going to have Wes dress like an officer next time.

Wait, can I ask an honest question?

Yeah.

How long did you have to wait for the defrost to actually defog the windows afterwards?

It wasn't zero. It wasn't that cold.

All right. Because I didn't know if sometimes inside is like all of a sudden the windows are all fogged up.

Oh, Mojo, that sounds like a question from experience there. Yeah, wait a second.

Listen, I'm a fat guy breathing in a car if I'm sitting in a parking lot long enough.

kasha what's up hi everyone hey what's going on excited to meet you guys i am just going to warn shannon to be careful when i was in high school my high school boyfriend and i were fooling around and the cops snuck in and i am now banned from a parking lot

for the rest of my life no way what parking lot are you banned from um it was it's somewhere

south of kalamazoo i couldn't even tell you the parking lot what kind of business was it that's what i mean um so i believe it was like um a place where a car a car auction maybe i have no idea

what what if you have to do legitimate business there you have to take like an uber or something

Beats me, I'm not sure

I mean, you were just kids, but you're lucky The cops just banned you from the parking lot

You know what I believe, it's a BS thing Here's the reason why Remember your teacher used to always say That it would be on your public record Or on your, you know, permanent record Forever? Permanent record I don't believe that there is such thing of You're banned forever from the parking lot What are they going to do? It's like an alarm system is going to go off When you pull into the parking lot

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