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Shannon: Brushed My Teeth with the Shoe Toothbrush
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Shannon: Brushed My Teeth with the Shoe Toothbrush

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August 25, 2025 | 00:09:16 | Leisure

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Good morning, baby! Oh my God! It is Monday morning. It is back to school Monday morning. Shout out to all of the parents. I guess summer's over. This is like one of those moments as a parent where either you're like, thank God. School has finally started. You can get the kids off. Or you're sad, you know, that you don't spend as much time with your baby. But either way, we're grateful that you're waking up with us as we kick off a new week of the Mojo in the Morning show. And we got tons of stuff in store. We got tickets galore. Tate McCray tickets. Sold out Matt Rife tickets. Some Jason Aldean tickets. And the biggest thing we have this week is we're kicking off our Mojo in the Mornings Mojo Cash for Class. Brought to you by Moran. Your guy, Shannon. Brian Rana's the best. He is. He is. He's got some pockets. He's got some B pockets. Probably the deepest pockets we've ever seen. 7.30 and 8.30. Make sure you're listening to the Mojo on the Morning Show. We'll take qualifiers, giving you a chance at $500. And, of course, the big bucks. $2,500 check. Then another $2,500 check for a total of $5,000. Playing that applause there.

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So the show today is going to sound a bit different. Our guy Mojo is dealing with some family situations right now. So he'll be out today and tomorrow. But we got the rest of the gang here. Kaji B, Shannon, Big Zach, and of course, Lydia. And we're going to have an amazing show. Are you nervous that you are essentially Mojo today? Listen, that is a Hall of Fame size shoe, which is crazy to feel. And I was asking you before the show, like, has this ever happened before where we've done a full show? And even since I've been in the show for almost three years, we've done like little topics here and there in a best of scenario. We played a little bit of rerun. We've done some live stuff, but a full four hour boy, bring the alcohol.

00:04:01 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 4:

I think I did tell you at Mojo's party on Friday night because we knew that this was going to be the case for today. I was like, we are going to drink before the show and it's going to be great. I was drunk when I said that. I know you were. I don't think it's a good idea for us to drink this morning.

00:04:16 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 5:

Listen, when you said it, I'm looking at you, I'm like, Shannon, I don't feel like you're going to say the same thing on Monday. I don't think the energy is going to be the same. I mean, whatever. But so we talked about first day of school. We talked about being nervous.

00:04:29 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 4:

Yes.

00:04:30 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 5:

I think, and I don't want to jump the gun here, but I think you did a little something different today. Your teeth look a little shinier. Oh, my God.

00:04:36 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

You guys, I drank a little more than I know. meet you on Friday night. I like to say I was over served at Mojo's party. We were celebrate celebrating his, you know, Hall of Fame. And anyway, so let me let me go back a little bit. I use these like bamboo toothbrush.

00:05:00 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 2:

brushes that i replace every couple of weeks or so so i get them from amazon they come in a box i use them for two weeks i throw it away i i get a new one and that's what you're supposed to do so i have a ton of them in my bathroom well right before mojo's party on friday wes wanted to clean off these suede shoes that he thought he was gonna wear i don't even think he ended up wearing them besides the point i like suede shoes they they had like some stains on them or something and he was like what can i use to clean these and he's like oh i know i'm gonna grab one of your toothbrushes from the closet so he grabbed one of the new ones used it to clean the shoes dummy didn't throw it in the trash can so when i got back on friday night unbeknownst to me both friday night and saturday morning i apparently used the the shoe toothbrush to brush my actual teeth so i didn't even realize it until he he comes in to the bathroom on saturday morning and he's like wait a second how come there's three toothbrushes here and i said what do you mean and then i look and i was like i don't know i go why do we have three and he's like you i think you use the one that i use to clean my shoes for your tea good god look when you say bamboo toothbrush my mind

00:06:18 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 1:

immediately says this is a healthy toothbrush i don't i guess so does it taste like a normal toothbrush or do you have like a hint of wood in it already to wear like there is kind of

00:06:29 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 2:

but i don't even know why i started using them i think i i got one at a hotel one time and i was like oh i like this that's why i started buying them on amazon they're cheap they're so cheap cheaper than a you know a toothbrush you get at tvs no they do nothing different except they're Like, good for the environment. I don't know, you guys, why I buy them, but I buy them. And I used a dirty one. And I looked at him, and I said, why did you not throw this away after you used it on your shoe?

00:07:00 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, and what is his excuse? I thought I was going to reuse it. He was drunk, too. That's what it was. Well, luckily it was suede. So, you know, he didn't use, like, polish or anything like that.

00:07:13 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 2:

But still was his shoe. It was, yeah.

00:07:15 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 1:

all over his shoe that's disgusting well i will say this your teeth look amazing so the more the merrier 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 has that ever happened to you at all where you thought you were using something for a different purpose yeah like has that happened with west where he's brushing his hair and it turned out it was a different type of brush i'm trying to think i mean he's

00:07:42 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 2:

used my Christmas razor before on his face when he couldn't find his razor. I feel like that's kind of disgusting. Shannon, did he break out from that? Not that I recall. And mind you, TMI on this back to school day, I did laser hair removal years ago so it's not like I'm using it all the time but that's the only thing that I use it for. So he learned that real quick when he moved in last summer that like that razor is for that purpose. He doesn't, he doesn't care, but I thought it was kind of gross. I feel like y'all need a label maker.

00:08:22 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 1:

We got to start putting labels on stuff. This is the Christmas razor West. Let's go to Jordan. Good morning, Jordan. How are you? Jordan. Very quiet today, Jordan. Jordan, it's okay. You're amongst friends. we can hear you good morning jordan jordan's there jordan you're muted probably it's early potted up yep it's it's potted send him back over to me okay but i will send out yeah i think a label maker probably would like save lives yeah he's there he's talking to me zach this is the

00:08:57 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 2:

vagina razor could you imagine if somebody like had a guest use my shower this is the shoe brush

00:09:04 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 1:

I don't think Jordan's playing along

00:09:08 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 2:

I was just talking to him when you sent him back over

00:09:11 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Jordan we don't have time for games it's Monday morning what's going on here it's not him is it our system it might be the board Mojo screwed up the board you can't blame it on him

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he's not even here

00:09:25 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

he blames it on me right alright send him back we're gonna figure this out We're going to figure this out. Oh, we got it. This is going to be fun to listen to today. A lot of this. Hey, Jordan, we got you? Do you have it? There we go. Jordan is on the phone. What's going on, Jordan? This is not good radio. All right, get the drop ready. This is not good radio. All right, all right. So what's going on, Jordan? You had a situation similar to Shannon's? So it was actually my sister.

00:10:00 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 6:

And my mom, I'm coming back at myself now. We can hear you fine. Keep going. Okay. I got an echo.

00:10:10 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 7:

You can keep talking. It's okay.

00:10:12 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 6:

All right. Anyway, I'll try to get through it. So my mom and sister were still living out. When my mom was... I can't do it with her. He's struggling. This is crazy. He's struggling.

00:10:28 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 7:

Take the phone away from your ear and just talk into the phone.

00:10:32 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Okay, no worries.

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Goodbye, Jordan. We waited for you.

00:10:40 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 2:

He wanted to say that his mom and his sister were using the same toothbrush for a week. They were sharing the same one. What?

00:10:47 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 1:

How do you not realize that?

00:10:49 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 7:

Do you get grossed out if you use somebody else's toothbrush? Oh, for sure.

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I'm throwing it away. Even if I think that I've used somebody else's toothbrush, I'm throwing it away. It's over. These are my teeth.

00:10:57 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 2:

Do you guys have like the little caps on your toothbrush? That's why I differentiate ours. You got color caps? Yeah, we do.

00:11:03 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 7:

Everybody should do that. I've never done that. So I'm calling myself out for being gross, but I feel like every toothbrush should have a cap.

00:11:10 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, I think it's gross now. I heard that when you flush the toilet, the poop particles go in the air. Yeah. I don't want that touch on my toothbrush.

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