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All right, it is a mojo in the morning show. So your son, Smith, is going to be a personality. Matter of fact, we should already just tell him I'm locking him in as I'm going to be his agent. I'll be his Norm Schrutt.

All right. Norm would love this story, man. So last night, we are all laying in my bed because I'm bad and I love sleeping in my bed with my kids. And also it's way easier than bedtime and actually putting them in their own bed. So I'm a pushover. We're all sitting there watching TV and it's never normal TV anymore. It's YouTube. That's all my kids watch is YouTube. God help any other parent.

You hate that as a parent because you're just sitting there streaming a bunch of like crappy sometimes videos.

Like sometimes they'll watch educational stuff, but for the most part, it's just crap that

they watch on YouTube. Do they watch kids playing video games?

Kids playing Minecraft. Lucy's really into ASMR. on youtube with like slime and like crackly slime they watch mr beast and unspeakable and dude perfect like they watch you know all the all the same stuff right all these kids yes yeah um so last night lucy was in charge of the remote and i think she was she wanted to watch some sort of shark versus whale or i don't know what she was searching for so she goes to search for something I'm in the middle. She's on one side. Smith's on the other side. And I see in their recent searches, because you can see everything that they've searched for. She starts to type something in, and I see the word sexy on there. I see ASMR videos, slime videos, Mr. Beast, sexy. And I said, excuse me, who typed sexy into the YouTube search looking for sexy videos? I knew exactly who it was. I knew it was Smith because Smith knows how to spell three words, no, cat, and sex. And the only reason I know how he knows how to spell sex, which I think he learned from his cousins is because a couple of months ago when it was cold and the windows were fogged in my car, I looked back and he was writing SCX on his window in his car seat. My client is Smith and she's innocent.

You're not stealing them from me.

Then I start, I push the record button on my phone because I'm like, I am so busting this kid, I know that it's him.

Am I playing it? No?

I never wrote it.

Hold on, let me start it again because it had to mono

one out there ready go wait but why does it say sexy on there i never wrote it i'm looking who

wrote it i did not know i did not wrote it but who who typed it in there somebody had to type it in there smith lyle i didn't that's the only word you know how to spell that's for my life i didn't

so I don't know how to smell um no and oh I do not and I know how to smell my name

I know how to smell my name and I know how to smell no so here's the best part I go then if you didn't do it and I knew Lucy didn't do it I go who did it and Smith goes it was Mr. West

oh my god that is so funny oh geez do you ever uh now want to just go back and look and see like type every letter in and see what comes up well then i'm like

do i need to go through his ipad because he has an ipad and mind you we have like

every parental control on that thing.

But I swear, these kids are smart. Just let him. Just let him. No! Don't listen to Megan. No! We all had to do dial-up internet to get our first picture of boo. Sex.com. No! Let him do it.

By the way, a buddy of mine let his kid take the fall for the fact that his wife went onto their computer to look and see what was on there and noticed that there was some porn on there and she instantly thought that her prepubescent son was spanking it to, you know, some kind of porn and he let her go yell at him and he's like, I swear I didn't do it, I didn't do it because he didn't want her to know

Oh, my gosh.

The stuff that he was doing it on the family MacBook in the kitchen, which, by the way, you can't do it ... I'm sorry. If you have a desktop ... I don't know. Some people have a desktop computer. I don't have one, a desktop computer, but some people have them, and they have them right in their kitchen. Yeah. I'm thinking to myself, first off, what kid would go on and look at porn in their kitchen knowing that mom could walk in the room? 13, I probably would have looked at porn anywhere. But then I'm thinking, what dad is going in there? You gotta go, you gotta go. You gotta go do that. Just do it in an incognito window. That's what you gotta do. That's a pro. I love the fact that Smith knows how to spell just a couple of words, and one of the words is sex. Because I think boobs was my first word that I learned how to fully spell that wasn't like mom or dad. you know or one of one of those like and then when you figure out how to spell it you're like it's b-o-b-s did you ever spell it on a calculator oh yeah oh yeah yeah uh becky what's going on

it's mojo in the morning hi how are y'all doing we're good what's happening um i recently my you know my youtube is on my daughter's phone and it's my account and i got a notification saying that somebody liked my comment and it surprised me so i looked at it and it was an inappropriate comment that my nine-year-old had made under my profile so i had to go through there's a way to find all youtube comments in your history through your like google account or something like that and i had to go through two years of comments and delete things and uh explain to her that like these things are people think it's me bullying young children online Oh, God. Oh, God. FBI is going to show up at your door.

What was that?

Yeah, the FBI, Chujana was joking about the FBI. So what did you do? Did you have to, like, punish them and keep them from looking at it?

Well, I deleted all the comments, and I told them I'd be checking them. But I just had to explain. You know, I switched careers. I'm trying to find new jobs, and people can look me up. And it's going to look like I'm saying these things to minors. you know online yeah so yeah she she didn't she wasn't upset that i um that she got caught but then when i told her that i told one of my friends about it she started crying because then they're

you know adults are going to talk to her about it sure uh 616 says my son was searching girls making out oh my i turned on my tv and saw it i wasn't aware that the tv and his ipad were all connected uh that's a place to yeah what what's that that's a place to start where we're gonna that's a good place to start girls making girls making out honestly girls making out is kind of tame compared to probably where he went to after he saw the girls making out it was probably some other ones that came into play and then the other one i like this one um uh my kindergartner is in trouble because the only word that they know how to spell and i can't say the word but i can spell it for you is t-i-t and they know how to do that you are obsessed with what do you do if your kid goes to school and teacher goes okay pull out your piece of paper and pen we're gonna have spelling

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