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Mojo in the morning. Shannon would like to call out a particular person or peoples that are driving a vehicle that she says, if you are driving it, you are a douchebag. And what particular vehicle are we talking about here, Shannon? Cybertrucks. Cybertrucks?

You might be a really lovely person, but I don't know you because I can't see you in that thing. Yeah. And honestly, don't you think that when, first off, I think they're the ugliest cars on the planet. They are. You couldn't give me a free one, truly, to drive around. I disagree. I feel like people who drive Cybertrucks, they want you to know that they spent an absurd amount of money on a really ugly car. You know when they became douchebags? And they want people to be like, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.

They became douchebags when within a year their vehicle flipped to like half the price of what that vehicle would cost them.

I don't even know how much they cost. I'm assuming there are a lot of money. But it's a bad car.

Like even if you're just like a car person, it's a poorly built.

Bad why, bad how?

Poorly built. Really? Oh, yeah. That's what they say. It's super poorly built.

See, I've talked to people that are Tesla owners and actually people that have had them or driven them, and they say that there's a lot of wasted space and that's the only thing that it's bad with.

No, like the parts of the cars are falling apart or it's all, and I'm not talking about all Teslas, I'm talking about the truck. No, and I'm only talking about Cybertruck. right the truck is when the computer crashes which crashes very often you might have control over like turning your car back on and getting into drive but then you don't have any control over any mirrors you can't see anything it's just like it's a poorly built car yeah i was at the

car i was at i love you know i love my jack's car wash membership so i'm there all the time if i have an extra 10 minutes in my day and there was a guy in like a rusty colored cyber truck because i think you have to get them like painted or something if you want to take them to the car wrapped um and he was like explaining to the guy how he needed to like get around and go through

the car wash i'm like all right do you know what's funny is that that is the case that i don't think people understand the the car is made like your dishwasher is made like you know if you have a dishwasher that is made of like stainless steel and if you don't wrap that car you have to wash it like you would wash stainless steel so if you you could not go through a car wash and wash it Which is, to me, a dumb idea, but I, you know, to each his own. I think they're sweet, bro. You like them? They got some packages.

Smith freaks out every time he sees one, and I'm just like, ugh, you're a douche. I think that- Not Smith, the person driving the truck. Could you imagine calling your son of a douche? Oh my God, I've never.

I think there are other cars that douchebags own. Oh, yeah. And I have been a douchebag before in the process of me owning certain cars. And I used to love cars all the time, and I used to spend, like, way too much money on a car. Like, that was my vice, was to have a nice car. But then I realized, after the car had been in the shop, like, 8,000 times, that Range Rovers were the douchebaggiest of douchebag cars. Because the car literally would be in the shop more than I actually had that car.

car. And then I realized, all right, I'm going back to my good old fashioned Chevy and I'm driving because it just made no sense. It was all, there was a light on, on the dashboard all the time. And you'd bring it to the dealership and they'd be like, yeah, we'll get around to doing it here or whatever. And then you'd be like, you have my car more than I have

my car. Like, what is that? And by the way, I think your Tahoe, and I really mean this is a cooler car than the Range Rover. I like it. Or the, what did you say? Range Rover And I think your Chevy Tahoe is a cooler car than the Cybertruck. Can I tell you what else? I would rather have that Tahoe than the Land Rover or Range Rover or the Cybertruck. I really would.

I love my Tahoe because I can ding and bang anybody's cars and I don't care about it. Kev, what's your dream car? Them Range Rovers. By the way, shout out, shout out to Kev. And the white Cherokee is back.

Finally. We can shout it out if we want. My dream car would be Eleanor from Gone in 60 Seconds. Give me like a 67, 68 Mustang.

Yeah.

Shelby GT boy, I said that would be my dream, or like an SS Chevy. What's a douche car? Douche car? Yeah. What's the biggest douche car? Half of the cars Detroit got. Everybody who in a Charger who think they are fast and furious.

Let's put a list together of douche bag of douche bag cars. So any of those cars, like muscle cars, you don't like?

No I mean the two cars that I said I want Are ironically muscle cars But I just feel like people who drive chargers Just need to be seen Kind of like how Shannon was saying People who drive to Cybertrucks Like they like want you to see them They want you to look

So I purposely try Like I was on a walk yesterday I walked to this little coffee shop in my neighborhood And I passed a Cybertruck And I purposely try so hard to just look straightforward Like I don't want them Because they want you to look Right

Shannon and Megan and KP, Lydia For girl You know the women of the show What do you think of Hummers, the people that are driving those big old electric Hummers?

I'm kind of different on those. I like H2s. I think H3s are the ugliest thing that has ever been created. Are those the big, big wide ones? Which ones? No, they got smaller. They got smaller as they got older. I have to look up. But can I tell you my douchiest car? Yeah. Anybody who has a lift kit on a truck. Douchebag.

Really?

Yes.

Okay.

If you have a lift kit, I'm a dorky fat numbnuts.

What about the people that lift the Jeeps up way high? Because I had a Jeep Wrangler. I lifted the thing so high that my wife would never drive with me in the thing.

Here's the thing. I only like them if you actually take it as an off-roading vehicle. And I can say this as a Wrangler owner. If you put all of the off-roading features on it and don't take it off-road, douchebag. Yeah. Absolute douchebag. But if you have a lift kit on it because you go up mountains, I totally get it out.

I didn't like going off-road because I didn't want to have to get it washed all the time. Cam, hi. What is, to you, the douchebag car?

The biggest douchebag car is 90s Mustang drivers.

Really? Absolutely. Okay. Because it's funny. I kind of think Mustangs are cool. I think Mustangs, Camaros, Corvettes, I think those things are actually kind of cool cars. But you don't like them, huh?

I just think they're the biggest douchebags.

Okay, the people that drive them. All right. Squirrel, what's up, Squirrel, Misfit Squirrel?

Where? Oh, sorry. You know, Ken, I was going to say, not all the Cybertruck guys are douchebags. I would say that technology's smart because if Squirrel got a Cybertruck, I couldn't even use it. There's a lot of parts to it, so you kind of got to be like a geek, if you know what I mean. Oh. And I got to agree with my man, Kevin Nose, bro. Hellcats, douchebags, man. They're not driving.

What do you drive, Squirrel?

I drive a 2001 Gold Cavalier with a squirrel tail on the back. Yes, he does.

And it does have a squirrel tail on the back, yep.

That's a classic car. That's a Woodward Dream Cruise car.

It also says Mojo's Misfit on the back of it. Oh, my God. You actually got your own.

That's cool, Squirrel. I like that. Dustin, hi. How are you?

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Hi.

Hey, the biggest douches are the Ford Raptors.

Are you serious? You don't like those? I love those.

No, I hate those. Why? I hate them.

I think a Ford Raptor with one of those, what is the really fast one, the big engine one? Those ones?

They got the supercharged V8.

Those things are awesome, man. Man, I love those things.

No, Jeep's killing them all the day, all day long.

It's Jeep world. Oh, Jeep is great. I love Jeep, but I'll be honest with you, only the Wranglers. That's the only one I like.

Oh, Grand Cherokees, baby. Oh, I love a Grand Cherokee. Or that Grand Wagon.

Wagoneer, ooh, I'll never be able to afford one of those.

That Grand Wagoneer is way too expensive.

Way too expensive.

That is, there is no way that that car should be, or that's, you know, SUV should be that expensive.

I agree, but I think it is a sexy car.

Nicole, hi, biggest douchebag cars.

Hey, good morning.

Hi, good morning.

A Prius. i cannot tell you how many times i've been cut off or beeped at while i'm the one waiting to turn in the turn lane and they're trying to get in you know when people turn into the turn lane to merge then into the the right lane of traffic oh man priuses even if you haven't done anything

to me i'm probably cussing you out already the funny thing is all i think about is larry david from Curb Your Enthusiasm whenever I see a Prius. What's yours, Kyle? How you doing? Not too bad. How you doing, Mojo? Good, buddy. What's your car that's the biggest douchebag car?

Look, man, there is no more ultimate douchebag car than the Nissan Altima. Every single one. That's a really random one.

What did they do to you?

Every single one is covered in dents. The drivers don't care if they sideswipe you or not. So true. Every time I see an Altima, I stay at least three car lengths away.

Oh, my God. That's a good one. Madison, hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good. We're talking about the biggest douchebag car.

Oh, my God. BMWs with vanity plates. Oh, that would be second on my list after the Cybertruck. Is it because of the vanity plate?

It's a combo.

I need vanity plates to begin with, and then just any BMW for whatever reason. I can't believe how popular vanity plates are in Michigan.

What's a vanity plate?

You have a vanity plate, but you're not a douchebag, by the way.

Yes, he is. What's a vanity plate? Douchebag.

Can I say what your vanity plate says? Oh, the custom license plate? Yeah, that's a vanity plate.

Kevin has a vanity plate.

He's saying 24. Oh.

Yeah. By the way, I think- I love vanity plates. BMWs are great cars, but I think the vanity plate combo does kind of-

Chill on us, bro. Some people out there are creative. It's all about personalization. You're listening.

You don't have a BMW. It has to be the BMW with the vanity plate.

He's doubling down on just the vanity plate.

I'm not doubling down on you.

I see the shade. Considering his says Mojo 955, he shouldn't be doing it.

Yeah, no, I've never done that. Could you imagine?

Beijing Dr. Douchebag.

Hey, what's up, Paris? Hi.

Hey, my douchebag car is caravans and those cars that modify their muffler and it sound like fireworks that can wake up the dead. Yes. Yes. Oh, my goodness.

How about the people that put on what is a regular car, the sound of that Ferrari sounding kind of like that sound?

Yeah, oh man, it's horrible.

Let's go back to the ladies on this one because I always worry what the women think of this. What do you think of the guys that drive lime green Lamborghinis and things like that? Why would you ruin a car by giving it a color that's that awful?

Okay, Steve Kevara is going to get so mad at me. I don't care. So if you're listening, I love you.

Yeah.

The Smurf Blue Corvettes.

Oh, my God.

Just scream to me, I'm going through something.

Stevie G, I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something about Stevie G. He'd be the only guy I know that would buy that color.

He loves them. He loves them.

Steve, we're talking. Are you listening?

I am. Actually, I was just getting ready to dial in. You should have dialed in. I'm sorry.

Steve, why do you ruin, first off, clothing and cars with the goofy colors that you like these things to be?

So you call it goof. I call it class. I mean, not everybody can get away with navy blue and black at all times, right? I got a little style. I got a little pizzazz.

Talk to him. The other night, Chelsea's friend was here, and Chelsea's friend's single, and Steve and her talk a little bit, and we go to meet at for dinner. He gets out of his big Ford Expedition with the worst pink shoes on I have ever seen in my life. Oh, Stephen.

Oh, come on. The first thing everybody noticed was my pink shoes, and they loved them. I mean, it's okay, Mojo. I get it. Not everybody can pull it off. But you guys give Kev a hard time because he's got a vanity plate talking good stuff. I mean, I show up, I wear pink shoes. Not everybody can do it. They can't, man. They want to be us.

Hey, what is the, what is the, what's the loaded, loaded Raptor? What is it called?

Uh, there's a Raptor R, the Ford F-150 Raptor R. The R is a high performance model, but the Raptor itself is very loaded.

Oh, so it's, if it's a Raptor, it's a, okay, that's what it is. Yeah. Cause it's like a Ford F-150 Raptor. Okay. That's cool. All right.

Going to your Cybertrucks. We've had a couple of people already, uh, kind of dropped those off.

in exchange for Ford Lightning because I think they tell you to jump the shark off.

Wait, real quick. What was the price of those things and what is it now? Like, what did people pay for them at their height and what is it going for now?

So in all fairness, I don't pay a ton of attention to what Tesla's doing, but I believe the trucks are like $100,000 and $110,000. You and I have a mutual friend that drives one and the tech's thread right now blowing up. You're like, oh, Mojo's dogging you because you drive a Cybertruck.

To be fair, it wasn't Mojo, it was me.

It was Shannon. It was me. You know who it is? It's Amar who invited us to go to his pool party.

Oh, word?

Yeah. It is.

Amar, you are cooler than that.

Water basketball. Water basketball. That was it. All right, Steve, I'll talk to you later, okay?

Have a great morning, guys. See you. Sorry, I love you.

By the way, Mike Porter just told me he's got some Tahos on the lawn. If you want one of those nice Tahos, he says that they're there for you. What's up, Lara? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. Who are the bigger douchebag drivers?

Oh, my God. Maserati owners, in my opinion. See, our agent, God rest his soul, drove a Maserati, and he was the coolest guy I knew.

He was the best.

Seriously.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what?

I always think of him.

That's another one of those ones, though, too, where if it breaks, it's expensive to fix. And every time that thing would break on him, the poor guy would just complain about how much it would cost.

I thought I was going to die when I drove with him because he drove so fast. I'd be like, Norm, you are 90. Do not go 90.

I know.

On a 45 street. Believe me.

When you're 90, you probably shouldn't even be driving, let alone driving a car that is that fast.

Dude, that's how I feel about all Porsche drivers. I'm like, is that necessary?

You're going to die.

Josh, what's your douchebag car?

Oh, man, how's it going, guys? biggest douchebags in the world drive the big Hemi Dodge Ram pickup trucks that are lifted and they got like huge rims with no tires and they got all the lights and stuff on the bottom oh it's awful do you know what they're saying

they're saying that lifts are not the thing now now the thing is low riders low riders are coming back right now

low riders used to be cool back in the day some deep dick Dayton's on there

some Dayton's I see you

I don't know I'm going to say this. I'm going to go out and say that all these cars that we just talked about right now, if you're driving one of them, we love you as listeners.

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