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Shannon Can't Have Sex If...
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Shannon Can't Have Sex If...

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November 7, 2024 | 00:08:59 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning show we're live at ford field the home of the detroit lions for the Michigan Association of Broadcasts Great Lakes Broadcast and Sports Media Academy event that is going on here today. I have to say that like a broadcaster. Shannon, this is a topic that Lydia chose. I just want everybody to know she chooses the topics that we do, and I think it's appropriate to do this here. I can't have sex if blank. Okay, I know a lot of people, probably a popular answer

00:02:19 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 4:

would be if my breath is bad if i just went to the bathroom but for me it's if my feet are

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extra dry oh understandable i'm 100 on board with this so if my heels in particular are like

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scratchy and you know need need a little something done need some lotion i am so self-conscious and i do not want to have sex and so you're looking at my feet right now but i was i was gonna say so last night for example i knew like that wes wanted to to have sex yeah and it's weird with like just a bunch of people around us right now doing this topic anyway um and so but my feet i looked at my feet i'm like my feet look terrible they're so dry so i bought this like rando pumice electric pumice stone thing on instagram that instagram ad will grab you i don't know what it's called but buy it it is worth every single penny send it to me so i while he was like downstairs getting water or whatever he was doing. I don't know. I literally went in my bathroom. I grabbed that thing. I did my heels really quick. I did the sides of my toes, put some lotion on, and we were good to go. Had I not done that, I would have been quote unquote too tired. It's just like a, it's something I'm very self-conscious about.

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How, how bad can your feet be that he would notice your feet when he's having sex with it?

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Honestly, he probably wouldn't, nor would he care. It's just me being like, I don't want my dry feet rubbing up against his naked body. Would you throw on socks? No, because I am not a sex with socks on person. Have you ever tried Ugg boots?

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Do you think those platform ones now give you a little height in the bedroom? You're joking or have you ever done that? Oh god, could you imagine somebody leaving their dirty Uggs on in bed? I would vomit.

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I know guys that are hot for girls that have sex with their heels on though.

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I get that though. I feel like that's a little bit different. Those are

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They're sexy.

00:04:16 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 7:

They make your legs longer, and they make your calves look all nice. Ugg boots are, I say this, owning five pairs of them. They are lazy girl shoes that are just comfortable. They're the best. You don't want lazy girl shoes in the bedroom.

00:04:31 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 3:

My beautiful wife, Chelsea, will not have sex if she hasn't showered. So if it comes to a point where she's like, all right, you know what? I'm going to give in. she will go to the shower which always was an indicator for me I think I'm getting laid tonight

00:04:49 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 4:

yeah which I get that one by the way I feel most confident if I've showered right before who's like

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I like a little stank on me

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you know what I don't ever smell stank which I always joke joke with chelsea like i can't tell she'll say oh my hair is so greasy i'm like i do not see grease

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in your hair but at the same time if you're gonna have a good time together you're gonna get gross

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so it is so crazy to do this show what in what looks like the hallway of a high school i am so uncomfortable as kids are walking by us from high schools in the area and colleges in the area that There are future broadcasters, and we're talking about stank and sex and all the rest of that stuff. Voice Disguise, initial A. Shannon, initial A, says that she cannot have – Jesus Christ, what was that? Is that the announcer? They're making announcements, yeah. Shannon says that she cannot have sex if her feet aren't soft. What's yours? Hi.

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Okay, so I was dating this girl, like and we were consistently having sex for like a couple months and like after a month she started suggesting that we have sex with her sister so after that i got i got kind of like freaked out and we were still hanging out but we just weren't having sex and she just kept bringing it up and bringing it up and bringing it up and i just wouldn't do it until i just like finally broke

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after like a month what does this have to do with the topic no i think i think it's because the last topic that we did which lost a significant other to a sibling or to a family member okay so he

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actually no it's because like it's because i just like so what are you self-conscious of when you're having sex no he's still talking about the last topic with her sister with her he's having the

00:06:38 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 3:

topic that i that i did prior to your topic it we all flow into each other they segue into each other. But he's bringing up the fact that the girl said she wanted him to have sex with her sister.

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I feel like you're just calling to brag at this point. That's amazing.

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No, no, I promise you. Oh, good for you. And I just

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didn't feel cool with it. So I just didn't do it. How are your feet? Are they dry or are they smooth?

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Did you lotion today? Could you do me a favor? Could you get me their phone number?

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And I bet you have clear skin and a six-pack.

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All right, Angela's on your topic here. Angela's on your topic. Angela.

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I don't even know how to follow that one. But anyway. Oh, Lord. Anyway, come on, guys. Cut the toenails. Go get a pedicure. Stop scratching up my legs and ankles and all that. Yeah, that should be one that guys are self-conscious about. Yep. Angela. Toenails. My toenails have to be smooth. Yeah. You know, like Shannon said, come on. It sounds so dumb. You can get them at the Dollar Tree, $0.99.

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It sounds dumb, but that is on my mind.

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I have that. I have the plum thing for the feet. You can borrow that. That will do just fine. Yeah. Come on, guys.

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Dude, when do people stop buying lotion? Like, what happened to that?

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You guys would never have sex with me then, because I'm going to tell you something. then I think I've cut Chelsea's legs.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, I have. I know. It's awful. It's awful. Angela, thank you for calling. I appreciate you, Angela. Take care of yourself.

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Have a great day. You too.

00:08:24 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

Brendan, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. What's going on, Brendan?

00:08:28 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 2:

Hey, yeah, I was just calling about the lotion on the feet thing. Like, is that a girl thing? Like, is that something that, like, because my wife does that, and it drives me crazy. You don't like when she lotions up her feet? Well, like, we'll be like, and it's not even just before a fun time, you know? It's just like, like, we'll be going to bed. It'll be four in the morning, and I look over. She's got the cuticle trimmers out, the nail file. It's like, you know, she's got a salon going on in the bed before bedtime.

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She's doing it for you, my friends. Yeah.

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I don't think so, because I've told her, I'm like, listen, like, what is going on? I'll be like, she'll wake me out of a dead sleep.

00:09:08 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 4:

Oh, so you can have soft, supple skin in bed with you and your comfortable sheets and not, like, oh, there's nothing worse than when it feels like a stone is just against you in bed. And you're like, what is this?

00:09:21 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think that's what she says about my feet. Can I tell you? I think we need to do this stuff. Yeah.

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Do you think she's doing it in bed as, like, a cue for you to join her?

00:09:34 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 3:

Maybe. Yeah. By the way, no guy cares about if a girl's feet are rough. No guy gives a crap.

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That's not true.

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Your man's metrosexual. I know. That is not true. There is no jam. Rochelle, what's up? Hi, Rochelle.

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Hi, let me just start by saying if I'm drinking, this matters a little bit less, but I need to be shaved. Yes.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. so But it's fall. Do you not have sex then in the fall or winter? I shave all year. You still take care of yourself even when it's cold outside, huh?

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I won't even do it all year, but I'll do it when I know it's happening.

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Is that, by the way?

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Like I said, if I'm drinking, okay, maybe.

00:10:18 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 3:

Is it a good sign, Megan, for us to know that you're in a relationship if we look at your legs?

00:10:22 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 2:

Oh, God, no. Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe. Or I need to fake tan and you need a smooth surface for that. so it's really hit or miss, but I knew it was sad one time when a boyfriend put his hand on my knee. I was like, oh, tonight. I went, oh, wow, I've really showed you. Like, only when I shave the legs are we doing this.

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Rochelle, take care of yourself.

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