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Shannon Can't See
Mojo In The Morning

Shannon Can't See

from Mojo In The Morning

July 21, 2026 | 00:11:22 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show. Did you get your glasses, by the way, Shannon? I know you were going to get glasses.

00:01:50 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 3:

Okay, so, by the way, if you're confused because you're like, didn't you have lasik surgery? yes hands down I would recommend getting LASIK surgery a million percent I had my LASIK surgery more than two decades ago so I needed to go get an eye exam yesterday it's been a long time I think the last time I went it was like a glasses place by the old radio station and I'm not about to make that drive so I had to find somewhere that was a little bit closer to my house anyway I go get my eyes examined and because it had been so long the optometrist was like oh I have to dilate your eyes we can get a better look and I'm like I that okay well whatever by the way they don't do the puff test anymore which i thought was great anyway so she dilates my eyes and she said you know you don't have anything important to do after this because for the next four to five hours your vision is going to be really blurry you're going to be sensitive to light whatever and i'm like no i'm just going to go home no big deal did you know that by the way going in did they tell you that that they were before you

00:02:45 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 4:

drove to the the eye exam no you're supposed to be able to drive aren't you okay let me let me tell

00:02:52 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 3:

you something. She dilates my eyes. I walk out of there after I like paid. I did pick out like a little pair of glasses just to throw on when I'm driving. And she's like, make sure you put sunglasses on when you walk out. OK, fine. I walk out of there with my sunglasses on. I was like a blind person. I could not see for the life of me. And I had like a bunch of text messages that I needed to check because your phone couldn't see a damn thing I could see Lydia's name but that was I'm like trying to read and I'm like okay well so I can't see up close that's fine I get in my car and I start to drive I should not have been driving a motor vehicle I could I do not remember it being that intense again it's been a while or maybe she put too much of the drop in but I'm driving going this is so dangerous thank god i wasn't that far from my house but i i could not see i could not see for the life of me then so i got home and like just take a nap i was tired anyway i took a nap got up my girlfriend uh had the grand opening of a new store that she opened so some of my girlfriends and i went i look in the mirror to put a little bit of makeup on i look

00:04:07 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 1:

like i'd been doing cocaine all day my pupils were huge it was probably a little red but by the way

00:04:15 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 4:

when you have a moment like this you realize that if you were going to lose anything yeah i don't want to lose my sight yeah like i i don't mind not hearing something like if i don't hear something or have a hard time hearing it i'm like and which by the way i'll probably end up losing my hearing just because of the way that we listen to stuff loud here um but losing your sight yeah it's like what's going on you feel like everybody's pulling a trick on you god bless my niece she was born

00:04:40 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 3:

blind so she doesn't you know she doesn't know but this was like you got right i know i'm making the biggest deal out of it i just don't remember it being i mean i was sitting at an intersection going please god please let me get home safely and not injure somebody else or crash into a tree

00:04:57 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

so it's crazy as it sounds i have the

00:05:00 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

exact same thing happened to me and this was so long ago though i'll tell you this so years ago i was asked if i would do an endorsement for the castleman eye center oh i remember them do you remember those guys yeah they were a competitor to dr yaldo who you guys do stuff for yeah and they said would you want to get lasik surgery done and at that point right there i would have done liposuction breast implants uh i took every single weight loss shot i just give it to me I'm like, hey, cha-ching, cha-ching. I'm going to get some money. I don't even care. If you would like, chop my arm off as long as it's sponsored by an advertiser. So I went in and did what you did. I went in and got a consultation. They dilated my eyes at the consultation. What did I have to do that afternoon? Well, guys, it was the Mojo in the Morning Channel 955. We're bringing Jesse McCartney to your high school.

00:05:55 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 3:

That's a big thing. I actually remember that.

00:05:57 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 1:

at West Bloomfield High School, all right? It was an anti-bullying league thing, like where we were doing, you pledged to not bully, and we're going to bring Jesse McCartney, you know, this sweet guy.

00:06:10 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 3:

Now you've got to play Jesse McCartney, because I love him. Oh, my God. I always love him.

00:06:15 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 1:

What's going on, Jason? How you doing?

00:06:18 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning, brave souls. Good morning. We're here.

00:06:23 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 1:

Hey, put some fingers up and see how many fingers are in front of Shannon right now. Go ahead, Shannon. and how many fingers does Jason have up?

00:06:29 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

Oh, dude.

00:06:30 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. What's up, Jason?

00:06:33 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 3:

I would like to know if anybody got TB, but.

00:06:37 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wait a second. Hold on. You're talking about our, Shannon, you missed this yesterday. I missed it because I had that. Yeah, because I had that. We went yesterday to do an experiment. We ordered Taco Bell in honor of what Taco Bell has been going through with the publicity about them carrying this lettuce. And first off, Jason, you saw the social media post, right?

00:07:05 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 3:

Yes, obviously. That's why I'm like, I got to know. I need an update. We got to know if we're clear.

00:07:10 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

Here's the thing. Did you see all the comments? Nobody thought we would be alive or working today. Like everybody's comments.

00:07:18 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

I didn't think we would be.

00:07:19 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 1:

Mojo in the morning is going to be on vacation and stuff. We ordered the taco. I think there might be a taco left for you, Shannon. Oh, yeah, I wanted a soft taco. We ordered the tacos, and they showed up with lettuce. I was shocked by that because I thought they were going to leave it off. Well, I thought that they stopped all the lettuce at all the Taco Bells. And us brave souls here, Jason, were doing this to prove that, you know, it's safe to eat Taco Bell. And I can tell you this, I have had no issues from my Taco Bell.

00:07:51 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 4:

Well, they say it takes a week. Yeah. Oh, really? So next week, let's hope we're all good.

00:07:55 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 1:

All right, Jason, mark your clocks next Monday or Tuesday. Contact us and tell us what you think.

00:08:01 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 4:

Going off that, Mojo peer pressured the whole office to eat it. So it's not just us. It was the salespeople, Tony Travato. We're all going down.

00:08:10 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 1:

Do you believe that it was peer pressure or it was this is a radio station and it doesn't make a difference? you can bring in psychoskeletosis. Like, I can bring parasites in, and as long as it's edible, people will eat it. Jason, this radio station is full of a bunch of food whores.

00:08:28 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 3:

I see. Yeah. So you guys just got regular TV butt from this, huh?

00:08:33 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

Regular TV butt. Which, by the way, is something that there's a lot of, they talk about false positives. There's a lot of false positives going on with Taco Bell. You're not necessarily getting psycho, what is it, how do you pronounce it, Shannon? cyclosporiasis you're not getting cyclosporiasis you're getting what jason said it is td butt tb butt yeah uh all right buddy thank you i appreciate it have a good one take care what's

00:08:59 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

up carissa hi hey so i wear glasses and so if i want to wear prescription sunglasses they have to be prescription so the worst is when they give you those little plastic like sunglasses that slide in between your face and your regular glasses okay just still it's like a film it's

00:09:23 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 4:

not a it's not even a glass and what is that what is the purpose of them doing that to protect your

00:09:30 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 2:

um yeah so when your eyes are dilated like your pupils completely opened up so all of the sunlight is just going into your eye that's why it's so bright and you can't see so the sunglasses help so you can see a little bit better.

00:09:44 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 1:

Did they give you that, Shannon, yesterday?

00:09:46 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 3:

No, because I don't need prescription sunglasses or anything like that.

00:09:50 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 1:

Okay, and it's only for sunglasses?

00:09:53 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

No, if you have real glasses, you can't wear sunglasses outside, so they give you a film to put over on the top.

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 3:

Oh, when you go back to your car. No, I had sunglasses with me. Thank God.

00:10:05 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 4:

Amanda, what's up?

00:10:07 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 7:

Hey there, how are you?

00:10:08 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 4:

Good, what's going on?

00:10:10 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 7:

So I actually have the parasite, and I got it going on four weeks now. I actually got it from Jersey Mike's in Waterford. No!

00:10:21 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 4:

Wait, and you know that for a fact?

00:10:23 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 5:

Accusations!

00:10:25 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 7:

It is very strong accusations, but I'm telling you right now, I guarantee it's from there because my sister and her husband and they're really three close friends. We all live in three different cities.

00:10:38 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 4:

Did you call the health department?

00:10:40 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 7:

We did. I did. We all live in different cities, and we all actually ordered from Jersey Mike's within two days, and our symptoms started within two or three days of each other.

00:10:51 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 4:

But if that's the case, you guys could have had it from eating with each other days before at somewhere else.

00:10:57 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 7:

No, we never did. we haven't been getting together because we, our work schedules have all changed. It just, that was the only place. And yep. The end of June. And we checked our door dash orders because I was like, wait a second. I ate from there too.

00:11:11 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 4:

Interesting.

00:11:11 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 7:

And then they checked theirs and they're like, Oh my God, we ordered from there too. And I was like, it has to be. So we, we all went to urgent care. We got tested. We got, you know, the medication. My sister can't take it because she's allergic to the sulfur. They want you to be on back trim and all the things.

00:11:27 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 4:

So are you still, going?

00:11:31 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 7:

I surely am, and I've lost 28 pounds since. Oh, my God.

00:11:37 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 3:

This might be a gross question, but I am curious. How many times do you think you go a day?

00:11:43 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 7:

I would say it's down to at least three to four, but it was six to ten.

00:11:48 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Six to ten. My wife, by the way, would call that an average day for me. I think I'm six to ten inside there so um all right kennedy what's up kennedy hi oh my gosh hi good morning good morning

00:12:04 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 6:

um i wanted to say first time long time is off this whole week so we're gonna do it for you kennedy on the phone um hi i wanted to say that i also got those drops done in my eye and not only could i not see anything but it also hurt to blink or like look around or anything oh man yeah it's

00:12:29 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 4:

it's uh crazy because you feel like all of a sudden you're blind you know you you have no no ability to be able to yeah although i gotta tell you you know what's getting bad for me right now kennedy and this is like the thing that bums me out i think i'm getting very very close to have to having to have readers.

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Like I'm getting,

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I'm at that level of my life right now.

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And you're going to be the guy that has like 10 pairs from the drugstore.

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