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We are commercial free right now. Listen tomorrow morning for War of the Roses at seven and nine o'clock. You can hear us bust a cheater tomorrow morning here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon busted in traffic doing what? No, actually, I think it was Lydia that that busted me.

I'm checking my, smelling my pits.

Smelling your pits? To make sure I don't stink. Oh, it wasn't in traffic. Where was it?

Well, I do it everywhere. I was here in the studio and she saw me do it, but I was telling her, you know, you got to make sure that you don't stink. And I did. So that's where the sharing of the deodorant came from, by the way. But is that something that you do in public or am I weird?

Smell yourself? I smell myself all the time.

Check, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I check my arms all day It doesn't matter where I am

I have no idea why this is But my right armpit gets really bad Before my left armpit does

I have an overactive right armpit

And I can't wear deodorant

On my left side Still right now Because my surgery was there And they said to wait a little bit Before I start putting deodorant And shave and stuff on that side So what do you do

Do you wash with just soap During the day will you go wash it with soap Just to make sure Nope. How do you not smell then? Well, I do. Come smell me. No. No. Because you know what the problem is? When you start smelling somebody, then you smell something. Like if I put it in my head, I start smelling somebody.

But it's funny that you mention the car because I feel like girls especially do so many like checks in the car. You know, like whether it be smelling your armpit or I keep a pair of tweezers in my center console because the light sometimes when you're at a stoplight. and you can check your eyebrows and see if there's a stray one that needs to be tweezed. I have no shame. I'd do that in my car.

Yeah, well, that's always where I notice that I have something like that because I'm looking so close at a mirror because it's the rearview mirror right there. Yeah. You see yourself in there. That's when I notice the forest that is growing out of my nose is inside of the car. Yeah. That's why in my center council I have one of those little things that I bought over at CVS or Walgreens that kind of cleans it up.

It's like a little portable one?

Yeah. Do other people check their hygiene? Are they hygiene checking in their car? Anybody doing anything other than that? Smelling any other places? Making sure that they feel okay with what they're doing?

What other areas are you smelling?

I don't know. Well, you never know. Okay. Sometimes. I actually have taken my pants off, and I don't know if this sounds weird or not, but I've taken my pants off to smell my pants to see if-

In the car?

Well, no, because of I had a ... Well, no, not in my car. But when I go into the bathroom, I'm like, oh, man, I for some reason feel like this is not good. And you smell your pants to make sure that it doesn't, like, you clean yourself up, but you want to make sure that none of it. That you're good. Yeah.

Okay, but then my question to you becomes, you've taken your pants off. You're in public. You realize there's a problem. What do you do? What do you do? Yeah, what are you going to do to fix it?

You go home?

You know, there. Just go home, period. Don't take your pants off. Are there down there wipes for boys? Because I buy the Down There Wipes for girls at Target, by the way. It's a great purchase. I have something called Dude Wipes. Oh, yeah. It's a shirt.

It's a shirt.

It's a shirt.

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Essentially the same thing.

It's a shirt.

Okay.

It's a shirt. It's a shirt.

Sometimes if my armpits are really stinky, I use the down there wipes in my armpits just

It's a shirt. It's a shirt. It's a shirt. It's a shirt.

to make sure.

I usually just go and buy like baby wipes for like that babies will use because then somebody will say, wow, it smells like a baby. And I'm like, oh, that's better than them saying something that it does, it does smell like, you know, I want to make sure that it doesn't smell like a baby's bottom, but what's going on, Chrissy?

Morning, guys. Good morning.

What's going on?

I have an hour commute to work, and sometimes it's not like I do my makeup.

Yeah.

I can't help it. It's a long commute.

So you put on the makeup. We hear that all the time from women that, you know, we'll ask about, like, what are you doing in your car that's, like, distracted driving that you've got to be careful of? And we'll hear women that will drive from point A to point B. Like, how far is your commute?

It's from St. Clair Shorts to Pontiac, so it's 45 minutes to an hour.

So what do you take? Do you take like 59 or what?

I change it up every day pretty much. I put my EPS in and see which has the best. I usually take 696.

But you've got to be careful. You've got to make sure that you have enough places that you can stop to do the hard part of your makeup.

Yeah, exactly. Well, it usually has me get off because there will be traffic getting on to 75. So there will be a stoplight, like, getting off on the blender. So I wait for the stoplight, and I have my makeup ready. That's when you do your eyeliner. No, I don't wear eyeliner. It's mostly the eyebrows because I don't have much eyebrows. Some of those freezers in the 90s. Oh, I got you.

What if you do if you catch a break and catch a green light? Do you get upset and then go in with bad eyebrows?

um yeah i might fix it in the bathroom as soon as i get despair and hope security doesn't see

my weird eyebrows and then yeah that it's funny because you want to catch lights when you're running late but you don't want to when you're putting your makeup on uh dan what's up hey how

you guys doing good what's going on so i check my teeth in the mirror i'll check like all the time i'll check my teeth i see something i'll you know pick it out or i got some floss or something i'll flossed it real quick. I could brush my teeth. No shame.

You brush your teeth in the car?

Oh, yeah. That's going to be tough. Oh, yeah.

Do you ever use those little toothbrush things that have the toothpaste already on there and you kind of can clean them off?

Yeah, I've tried those. I'm not a big fan of those, honestly.

They don't have good-tasting toothpaste, but they actually do work in the middle of the day if you feel like you've got coffee breath or something.

Yeah, like real quick.

Yeah.

Real quick.

Yep. Thank you for the call. Joe wants to call out his wife. What does she do?

So my wife, she gets me to smell her feet before we go anywhere Is that like a thing that you women do To get your man to smell your feet before you guys go out?

I mean, I would smell my own feet Before I would have Wes smell my feet, I think I don't know Does she not have a good sense of smell Or what's the reason she's making you do that?

I don't know, her feet smell like vinegar

You know, I don't know how normal that is She might want to go to the doctor

Bentley, what's going on?

Hi.

What's up?

So, I pick my nails.

You pick your nails.

Like, if they're dirty, like, I'll pick at them until I get the dirt out.

You do. Are you allowed to drive? You don't sound like you're old enough to drive.

No, my mom. I'm almost at school right now.

Oh, you're doing it while you're driving with your mom. Okay. Yeah. All right, that's good.

I'm listening to the station right now.

Oh, that's awesome. Can you do me a favor?

Yeah.

Turn on another radio show right now because the next caller you should not be listening to.

Okay.

Okay. Mom, turn it down for one second, okay? Angie, what do you do while you're in the car?

Well, I used to commute to college. It was a two-and-a-half-hour commute, and it was like 20 years ago, so I'm old. But I was tired, so I'd rub one out every time I would drive. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said it, rub one out. Well, you can't.

Yeah. So you would pleasure yourself while you were in traffic.

Yeah. Well, it wasn't traffic. It was sometimes back roads. It was really early in the morning because I had an 8 a.m. class with a two-and-a-half-hour drive. So it was like 5, 5.30 in the morning. I was tired. So I would be like—

It would wake you up to do that?

It really was. Did you have a device with you, or was this just you doing it?

No devices.

That's kind of wild that you would do that while you're driving. Where was the commute? What street were you taking?

It was literally back roads.

michigan but um okay from ohio so i would drive two and a half hours to school i know where were

you going though so you were driving from what part of ohio to what school northwest ohio to like dayton area really so you'd be driving you'd be driving down 75 and and sometimes the side streets and you'd be doing by the way i hope bentley did turn the radio off yeah i mean it was

dark nobody could see me it was fine i didn't have any accidents i didn't cause any accidents by myself it was better than you know smoking and of course i'd have coffee but it just wouldn't wake me up enough so i'd rub one out uh do you ever all right can you please stop yeah do you

do that uh still or do you is that just a college thing that you did it was just a college thing that i did but yeah maybe that's wild but still i can't turn the radio up and almost get and not almost getting into an accident. I have no idea how you do that at all. Mike, remember last weekend when you drove back home after the Naughty Moms night out and you said you were eating seeds? Yeah, sunflower seeds. You can't fall asleep when you're doing that. Now I know what you got to do next time.

You got to do it. You got to try it. Do it at least once. You know, it's the never have I ever game. You can say you've done it.

That's the one time that Mike gets pulled over.

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