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Because I know this is such a you thing. I am so tired lately. Aren't you guys? There's something about this week. I don't know what it is. I'm just exhausted. We've been busy. I had an appointment to get my eyebrows done, and I get them laminated so it takes 45 minutes to an hour. What does that mean? It keeps them in a certain ... I don't know. How do I explain this, KP?

Sorry, I'm swelling wind.

It keeps them looking a certain way.

It, like, sticks them up straight, and it, like, it's a different look than, like, normal eyebrows, I feel like.

Is it like laminating when you were in school, and you would laminate a project?

It's kind of like perming them, almost. I don't know. Perming, not, like, putting them in a permanent way, not, like, making them curly, like you're thinking perms from, like, the 90s or whatever. But the girl that I go to, I felt so rude the other day, too, because I normally go to this one girl, and she's amazing, Patty. but I went to her assistant this week and so I don't know her. I've never met her before and they put you in like this cozy chair and they lay you back and she puts like a heater at my feet and she always covers me in this fluffy blanket. You guys, in 30 seconds, I was out. I was out and this poor girl, her name is Mackenzie, by the way. Hi, Mackenzie. She was like telling me as we walked back into her little space like oh i love this show i've been listening forever my mom's listening forever and then i'm so rude i fall asleep i 30 seconds she put that blanket on me i'm like i'm

done yeah i know it i'm done you you're fine i honestly i text my lash lady because i do the exact same thing she's got the fuzzy blanket the heaters the music the candles every two weeks i get my lashes done i text her ahead of time and tell her it's going to be a sleep day yes i had a really long day at work and i cannot talk anymore well not only did i feel rude but you're

supposed to hold really still because obviously they're dealing with like your eye area and she's like you were twitching the whole time that was there they look great sleeping well thanks the

way that you described what they do to you beforehand by giving you a cozy comfy blanket

and a nice and the heater spot mini heater at your feet why would you not fall asleep i know you know but i'm like and she's she was so sweet too because she said i actually would rather people fall asleep because then I can just kind of be in the zone and do my own thing and not have to make conversation. But I don't know if she was just telling me that to make me feel better because

I was such a jerk. See, I don't go get massages. And the reason I don't get massages is because I sleep the entire time the massage happens. And nine out of ten times I get a massage, my back hurts me worse than it would before. So why go get something that, A, I don't feel the comfort in, B, I don't even know I'm doing it.

Like, I have no idea I'm doing it. I wonder, don't you kind of wonder if the massage therapist actually, like, full-fledged massage you if they know that you're passed out? You know what?

That wouldn't be interesting to know. Like, wouldn't it be funny if you could do, like, one of those, I don't know, hidden camera.

They're, like, texting their boyfriend during the massage.

Karen Drew and her – I should ask Karen if I can get a hidden camera to borrow from Channel 4 and do that.

But then we'd have to see you naked. Do you get naked during your massage or what?

I do not. No. That's the other thing, too. The last time I got a massage – first off, I always leave my underwear on. So do I. I just want you to know this. I know this is going to sound, like, kind of weird and suspicious. I leave my underwear on while I'm getting a massage, and I keep my phone recorder rolling the entire time.

You do? Yes. Like voice memo?

I keep voice memo going because I don't want to ever be accused that I did something. Are you serious? Absolutely. This is a Hall of Fame type of guy. Listen, I got to watch out for this. I had no idea you did that. I do that because in Chelsea, at first thought it was weird. My wife thought it was weird, but then thought, oh, that's actually probably good. Well, I don't want it to ever be cues that I did something or said something or, yeah, touch me down there. That's all it takes. Give me a happy ending or whatever. That's all it takes is somebody to say, Mojo came in and he asked me to do all it takes.

You know what's funny? Somebody recommended to me, this was a while ago, somebody recommended to me this guy who comes to your house to do massages, which I know you used to have a lady, right?

Chelsea's friend, Doris. Doris. Which actually was kind of funny because, because she's a friend of Chelsea's and she would come to the house and it was, it was wild that you, you know, we would, it was great. It was actually really nice and very comforting, but it also seemed very odd to have them in your home.

Well, so this, this, this girl who was recommending this guy to me, I'm like, I don't really feel comfortable like being alone in my house with this guy that I don't even know. And she's like, no, he's very professional. He even runs his video on his camera just kind of for the same reason you said. But the more and more I thought about it, I was like, well, that could also be like- That's also weird. That's strange. Put that in your hidden folder and use it later type of deal. I don't know. By the way-

The criminal justice system, sexually based offenses.

I don't know. I did not go through with that.

In New York City, the dedicated detective to investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad. By the way, can you do me a favor? You know that, but I want you to recite for me right now the opening line of the, what would it be? I don't even know the name of it. Actually, did you see yesterday on Jeopardy? Did you hear what happened on yesterday's Jeopardy? Everybody's appalled on yesterday's.

It was a Jesus thing, right?

Well, no, it was the Our Father, I think it was. Yeah, it was the Lord's Prayer. Everybody last night that was watching Jeopardy is appalled because the people that were playing on Jeopardy, let me see if I can find the audio of this one because it's actually worth playing for you. People were all upset that not one contestant. Okay, here it is. What was the answer? Here you go. Take a listen.

This is Jeopardy.

Matthew 6, 9 says, Our Father which art in heaven, this be thy name.

What is? Can I go? No, listen.

Hello'd be thy name.

How did they not know that?

Wow. Wow.

All three of them? Did they try to answer or nobody answered? Nobody answered. They all sat there with their fingers, you know, not pushing the buzzer.

Ooh.

All three contestants.

I mean, you learned that in preschool.

Well, I mean, they all could be atheists. Who knows? Yeah, you're right. I don't know, but still. What's up? How you doing, Nia?

Hi, I'm good. How are you?

Good. What's up?

hey so i am actually a graduate irene smile mythology in uh southfield shout out to them and i'm a licensed massage therapist and i get clients all the time that fall asleep during our massages um i continue to massage them just because when they wake up typically they will still feel if that area is affected or not so do you do it as good though as good as you would do

if they were talking to you the whole time?

No, I do a lot better when they are actually asleep. And I tell them that, and I don't say that just to make them feel better. It is better for my focus.

Really? Okay, so you like it when people fall asleep. Because if I knew that the boss was sleeping right now, I would actually just play a bunch of songs and not be talking.

I think it depends on the client. There are some clients that are great to talk with, but at the same time, I know that I'm going to do a better job if I'm actually focusing on their area and their pain.

Is it a compliment if they fall asleep, like you're doing a great job?

1,000 percent, yes.

Yeah, it's relaxing for you, or, you know, enough to fall asleep.

Absolutely.

I actually think you would hate massaging me and Mike, because Mike and myself would be talking the whole time, and you'd be like, all right, will this guy just shut up?

No, I don't mind if people talk. I just do kind of like the uh-huh, uh-huh, kind of like what the therapists do, you know? So, like, there's ways to deal with it. Hey, hey, hey, you shut your face!

Does it creep you out if people don't wear underwear?

People have to wear underwear. So it's actually the law in Michigan. You have to wear undergarments when you're being massaged. So at the clinic that I work at, if people don't have underwear, we actually provide them with disposable underwear to wear.

What do you think about me recording to make sure that nobody ever accuses me of an impropriety?

um i mean i personally wouldn't have an issue with it if a client wanted to it's not like anything goes on in the treatment room that's not at their will you know so i wouldn't have a problem with it i mean if that makes you feel better i don't ever tell them that but i probably

should say hey by the way just you know i'm recording because i don't want to be accused

of anything you know for quality and assurance purposes yes um guys who would you like to send

a dozen free roses, too. What's up?

Part of the reason why I don't switch my lash lady is because when I fall asleep, I know I can trust her with anything that I sleep talk to. Oh, that's right. And my lash lady has literally helped me on the side of the road when I'm out of gas. Shout out to Brandy at Charmed. She's amazing. And she also sees me twitch, too, Shannon. It's literally the worst twitches. I will wake up, and I'll be like, and she won't leave. That's exactly what I do. It's okay. I woke myself up.

I forgot also you told that story about how you ran out of gas and this nice lady helped you.

Oh, yeah.

What's up, Miranda?

Hey, so I'm a massage therapist, and I've been one for over 12 years now. So here's the thing. You fall asleep during a massage session, the massage therapist is not doing their job. Because how are you going to give them feedback if you fall asleep?

So do you kind of back off a little bit? you're not doing as good if you if you notice your client is sleeping no because um you're not

supposed to be falling asleep during massage therapy i mean during massage session you're supposed to be in that state like relaxed awake but not awake like you know like you know everything what's going on do you leave them asleep or do you wake them up i in my 12 years i have never

had a person fall asleep on me wow well i will tell you though you turn lights off anywhere on me and i will fall asleep i swear to you i go into a movie theater i do what's that mike where'd

you fall asleep at the dentist i'll fall asleep in a massage chair in seconds i can't fall asleep

in the dentist because every time i fall asleep in the dentist or start falling asleep they're

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