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All right, it is mojo in the morning. We've talked before about how Shannon lives in a fishbowl. Her house is just pure windows. Well, it had to happen. What happened, Shannon?

Oh, it's happened before. I've talked about it before, but it just happened again recently. So I'm bringing it up again. But the night before, my husband Wes left for his trip that he's on right now. um we had a fire going and we were cuddling on the couch in the front room which is windows like on three sides essentially and so yes Megan I know you're barfing but one thing led to another I didn't do anything where's that sexy music and so before we knew it we were both naked on the couch and did not care oh good for you this is like 10 I would say 10 o'clock at night 10 30 I say we didn't care until somebody walking their dog 1 million percent spotted us and I didn't even see this this person I don't even know if it was a man or a woman but Wes Wes dove for the floor like he was trying to escape gunfire I have never seen him do this before it was so funny But definitely got caught. And he just left me. He didn't even drag me down with him. Just left me there.

I almost think that you guys are four years. Naked and vulnerable. Why are you having sex in the room with all the windows? What was the...

Well, we were on the couch, but... How do I say that? When you're moving positions, you're not as, you know, out of view as you think you are.

You self-admitted that you guys have done this before, but I almost think you want to get caught. Is there something James?

Well, before, remember, it was up in my bedroom. Yeah. And we just didn't pull the blinds. This is why. So we were in the right place.

But you have talked in the past about how, like, the, you know, that somebody has walked by when you, like, walk naked in front of your thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but who hasn't done that? I mean, yeah.

Me? I'm not walking down naked for my neighbors.

That's not true. If you pass by your front door and somebody's standing there dropping off a DoorDash, they see you.

If I'm running naked, it's to go to the laundry room to go get something that I didn't grab.

Have you ever done that? It's poopers.

Maybe I had to, but it's a quick one. Has anybody ever seen their neighbors having sex? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Because they're having sex in front of windows. I know. This is, by the way, not a time to be walking dogs. Nope. We talked about that yesterday. So when Wes fell to the ground He didn't

fall he dove did he dive on did he dive on his on his penis like i don't believe i don't believe he was hurt it was great that would hurt that would be right bragging yeah it's like a kickstand

for god's sakes oh my god what if he got rug burn yeah yeah he didn't aren't inappropriate I appreciate your concern. She's hardwood floors.

There's a rug there. Text 95500. Text her here. 734 says, why is it that in my neighborhood it's just the fat neighbors that are the ones having sex?

It really is. It's always the old people who are doing it the most and like the ugliest people. I don't feel like you are the hottest people that get it on as much as you do. It is wild.

Another texter here. We'll have to call some of these texters. You can call us, 248, or whatever the number is. This is 248, but our number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. A person here says that they have sex on purpose in front of their windows, hoping that their neighbors see them because it turns them on.

I am not like that at all. Yeah.

Yeah, that's just kind of wild.

If people wanted to see it, they would ask.

Yeah. Or just get a webcam. To me, I don't know if I ever wanted... Like, I turn the lights off when I'm having sex. So I don't even see myself.

Yeah, we had all the lights off. The only light in the room was from the fire.

What's going on, Chris? That's all cool. How you doing, buddy? It's Mojo in the morning. The fire ain't going to be cracking me. Hi, buddy. Cracking that egg. Chris. Yeah, I'm here. What's up, buddy? How you doing?

Oh, God, boy. I got a crazy story. I was a canvasser. I used to go door to door, and I walked up to this house. Storm door was closed. Interior door was open, and the lady was on top of this dude getting down, and the dude saw me, stopped. She looked back and told me I need to come back when her husband gets home.

Wait. Wow. Oh, God. Wow. Come back when my husband comes home. Wild.

My jaw dropped. I couldn't believe. I said, what? She said, come back with my husband. I said, nope, I'm leaving. I turned around and walked off. And I saw everything. It was nice.

Oh, my.

It was nice. Hey, wait a second. What did you say you do door-to-door? What were you selling or doing? I was working for a home improvement company.

So I was just doing door-to-door trying to get leave. Was it the windows guys?

I love the window salesmen that come door-to-door and go, your windows are bad. and they're telling you all this stuff. Yeah, window siding, guys, roof, all that stuff, yeah. Oh, my God, that's fantastic. How much do you lie to get a sale?

Say what now? How much do you lie to get a sale?

Be honest. I don't have to lie to get a sale. I got skills in it.

I love it. I had one of you guys come to my house a year after I got a new roof, telling me I needed a new roof. Right. It was like, yeah, we walked by, and we could see that you needed a new roof. I'm like, hey, bastard, I just got a new roof.

Oh, yeah, you got to talk to the company that did the roof for you then.

Oh, yeah, of course. Look at this guy. He is a good salesman.

Yeah, they might not have done a good job for you.

I would have gone back to that house, because I'm sure that that woman was probably just saying that as a joke, but I would have gone back to that house to see if she wasn't joking, to see if it really was she was having sex with some guy that wasn't her husband. That's funny.

I was going to see if I could get next, if anything. Well, that's funny.

You make a good point, though, Mojo. How many times do we lie to people to get them off from soliciting, like, get them away from us or whatever? And what if the two of them were just cackling, like, ha-ha, he believed us. He's gone. Let's keep going.

Claire, you walked in on, this wasn't a neighbor, though, was it, Claire?

No, it was not a neighbor. But I'm a nurse and have had patients have their significant other or whoever in the room. And we walked in on patients having sex. In the hospital? In the hospital.

What are they in for? What kind of a medical thing?

Well, this was several years ago. So the cake, the topping on the cake is that this specific patient that I'm thinking of, she was pregnant and her water was actually already broke which is oh no even more you can't be having sex when your water is broken you're trying to keep your baby in no you cannot and so that was uh a big no no big no no that's so dangerous disgusting oh man uh thank you for the

call. Interesting. Listen to this one here. Nebra.

I believe that's how you pronounce your name. Is it Nebra?

It's Nebra.

Nebra. Hi, Nebra.

Yeah. Hi, how are you?

Good. What happened to you?

About 30 years ago, me and my husband were in our bedroom having sex, and I could, right by the window, so I could see out the window. And I saw these headlights coming towards our house. Somebody had stole a car, crashed. They were getting chased, crashed their car into our car, in our yard, and police were there, everything. Oh, no. I mean, obviously, we had to run out. You know, we stopped and ran outside. Oh, you stopped. That poor guy got probably. Yeah, he is.

Did you guys ever catch back up where you left off after everything left, after all the cops left?

Well, we have four kids, so, yeah, we did. Okay.

That's crazy. Yeah. Even worse, by the way, even worse than seeing your neighbor having sex is seeing what Laurel saw. Laurel, what did you see your neighbor doing?

Hi, I used to live in New York, and I had a neighbor. I could see from my window every single day he would be touching himself on his bed. Oh, no. The window open and an iPad propped up on his chest. Oh, he knew.

He knew you were watching.

Yeah, I think, like, we decided that it was a kink of his, I guess. I really don't know. But, like, it was all three of us girls. We were all, like, in our 20s in our New York apartment. And we decided to write on a note and put it in the window saying, we can see you. Please close your blinds. And he never did anything about it. No, because he liked it.

Oh, that just egged him on. Exactly. How long did y'all watch? We wouldn't.

Be honest. We watched once. We turned off all the lights, and then one time we had a party, so we had a bunch of people over our apartment, and he was for sure doing it right in his bedroom, so we got the entire party together, and we were like, all right, everyone, we're turning the lights off. You can see our little side show next to our apartment. That's crazy.

That's why, for some reason, honestly, watching two ugly people having sex is one thing. Watching one either ugly or good-looking person masturbating is the worst. I could not imagine that.

He was not the most good-looking man ever. I mean, trust me when I say that. But we would know when his girlfriend would be out of town. Every time she would leave, that's when he would do it.

That's awful.

At least he was doing that and not the other couple. There was some rando there.

I don't know. I would have rather watched the other couple. Watching a guy do that to them himself.

Yeah.

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