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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon with the topic, and you guys got to help us with this topic too. Shannon with, I hate when my spouse does blank.

This irritates me so bad, and it has been driving me crazy for a couple of months now. And I finally had the guts to tell Wes that I can't handle it anymore a couple of days ago. I hate it when Wes asks me what he should wear to something I will be in the middle of getting ready myself like not even knowing what I'm gonna wear at this point yet and he will come into the bathroom with three different shirt options four different pants what shoes do I wear and I'm like figure it out you in my head I don't say this out loud you have great style like you you are good i'm still trying to figure out what i'm gonna wear to wherever we're going and he does this over and over and he gets frustrated when i'm like i don't know like that's fine he wants like my full attention to for me to pick out an outfit and i it like finally hit a boiling point over the weekend where i was like stressed trying to get ready at the last minute like we were already running late for something and he's like what do you think i should wear should i wear this blazer and this shirt or this jean shirt and i'm like i finally had to say to him it there is nothing that irritates me more than when he does it to me and it's not even as much of an annoyance as it is and i said this to him it's like a confidence thing you are a great dresser you have great style i buy 90 of your clothes they all look great i'm gonna pat myself on the back

just put it together and let's go what he was so you don't take it as a but you don't take it as

compliment that's what he said he was like i he goes i it is a and this is then this made me feel like this big he goes it is a privilege to be out with you and you are such a he goes you are such a great dresser it intimidates me and i want to make sure that i look good next to you when we are out i'm like well damn it but i don't know why it drives me crazy when he's like what should i wear? Can you help me pick out what to wear?

I'm like, I don't know. Shannon in one fell swoop there with that thing. Oh, he made me

feel so damn bad. You're going down,

bitch!

But this has been going on for, like, since we got married. Since he moved in. What should I wear? What should I wear? Should I wear this or this or this? I'm like, I don't, I'm stressing trying to figure out what I'm going to wear. I don't know.

But Shannon, there has to have been a moment or two where you are glad that he asked you. Because if he had went with option A, you would have hated it. Okay, so he is

colorblind so grays and blues to him are all the same but i that's what i that was part of our discussion when we talked about this i'm like if it's that bad i will say maybe you should wear this shirt instead but like nine out of ten times he nail on the head he's he's a great dresser

here's a west if you're listening i don't know i think he's at the gym he might be west if you're listening put on something that's horrible and watch what she does and make sure you're going out with her you know you are you guys going to that charity preview thing on friday that you were talking about yes okay so if you go to that charity preview thing wes where are the worst

i already had to go with him to pick out what he's gonna wear and he's gonna wear a tux so it's

if wes has the confidence if he has confidence to do something like this just make her look bad once and she'll never let you do it again there are the opposites there are the couples that where they pick each other's

clothes out those are the weird ones but um all right i i hate when my spouse does blank uh stacy

what's up oh my gosh good morning you guys i really hate when i hear him chewing his food i

want to throat punch him like i oh my gosh that drives me insane or when guys drink like toddlers you ever hear a guy drink like he's a little kid playing soccer who needs a gatorade because he's sweaty and you can hear every single gulp like a seal the chewing thing my wife chelsea could

relate to the chewing thing she literally will give me looks when i'm chewing sometimes it's

the word i can't eat pretzels i'll turn up the tv he's like what are you doing i can't hear you chew like i will listen to the tv i'm 50 until you're done eating because it annoys me 50 oh

my god what's up joey hi hey how's it going good i hate when my spouse does i hate when my wife

will turn the lights off in a room while i'm still in the room that's great is she forgetting that you're there all the time well she says that it's just habit of leaving the room and turning the light off like they were in the kitchen finishing up doing something and i'm grabbing a drink from the fridge, and she's walking to the living room, as she's walking out of the kitchen, she turns the light off.

Ah, that's funny. Danielle, what's up?

When my husband rubs his teeth against silverware. Oh! Oh, that makes my teeth hurt.

Nails on a chalkboard, isn't it?

Honest to God, if I was ever a judge, and I was like, why did you murder your husband, and you said scraped his teeth on silverware, I would say, not guilty.

Donna says that Shannon's in the wrong on this one. What do you say about that, Donna?

Hi. Yeah, well, first, long time, first time. Donna's on the phone. And I moved to Florida, and I still listen to you. Thank you, Donna.

We love it.

Okay, anyways, Shannon, so my husband very rarely asks me what he should wear, And I always wear something nice when we go out. And he would just wear shorts and some baggy T-shirt. And I always tell him that we are a nice-looking couple. We should complement each other as far as what we wear when we go out. That's what I think.

So that's what Wes said, Donna. But the thing with him is he has great style on his own.

Yeah. Right. So he doesn't need me. What did he do before you? Did you ever ask him that question?

He was fine.

His game was good. Yeah, he was fine. But did you one time say something about something he wore and maybe he took offense to it or no?

I don't know. I don't think so. I could be wrong. And he could totally call me out. That's fine. But I don't know why. Was it buying 90% of the wardrobe?

Yeah, right. You can get ready.

yourself you're good uh carmen what's going on it's mojo in the morning good morning guys

good morning um shannon my husband does the exact same thing except he doesn't even bring me options he's like can you just pick me out my clothes for tonight and i'm like it's not just

that's a big responsibility yeah yeah that again like shannon to pick something really bad out that will stop oh my god look at some of these ones i should have known when we were dating by

the way because when we were dating he was always nervous that he was going to be underdressed or overdressed yeah so he would put backup outfits hanging in the back seat of his car wow that's

funny wait let me let me grab some of these calls these calls i'm gonna rifle through these calls because they're very funny i'm going through them all here uh anna are you there yes i'm here i hate

when my spouse does blank i hate when he drinks water why when he survives oh my god so he'll

drink it he'll squeeze the bottle and after he's done he goes yeah that's great sierra hi i hate

when my spouse i hate when he it's like he knows when i clean the bathroom and then he goes in there and he shaves and he doesn't clean it up oh he shaves after you've already cleaned and those little hairs are all over wait does he yeah and he's not even home and then it's like he just it's like a sixth sense that he just knows that i've cleaned the bathroom and he's like oh i'm gonna

shave oh man uh swinger lindsey is on with us right now what's up swinger lindsey hi guys how are you this morning good morning swinger lindsey i hate when my spouse honks my boobs when i give him

a kiss.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. Does he do both or just one?

No. Oh, it's both. It's both. Like, I come up to give him, like, a little kiss, like, I'm home from work, and he's like, honk, and he, like, honks my boobs.

Does he actually make the honk noise as well?

Oh, yeah. No. All the time. It's like a honk. No.

By the way, it's great.

Like, 90% of the time, every single time.

We call you Swinger Lindsey, your Emojo in the Morning Misfit. But that's kind of interesting. Yeah, that's so funny. Does he ever honk while the swinging?

He has not. He has not been honking while swinging.

Does he ever honk the other person?

He doesn't make the sound, but he definitely honks other people.

Unbelievable.

All right, well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesar Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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