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Shannon Left Her Wallet On The Bar
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Shannon Left Her Wallet On The Bar

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00:02:02 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 3:

Five, four, three, two, one. This is Mojo in the Morning.

00:02:12 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 4:

I am kind of a wimpy Cuban guy, you know what I mean?

00:02:14 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 7:

I eat half an Oreo with the cream scraped off and I gain another butt cheek, just like that.

00:02:19 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

Ladies and gentlemen, introduce the Mojo in the Morning. It's showtime!

00:02:54 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 4:

Hey, good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Nice to have you here. Wore the roses this morning on the show. And a girlfriend suspects that her boyfriend is cheating. yet he's been very upfront about what she's really worried about and that is some kind of flirty text messages between him and a co-worker now she'll explain more coming up here and then we'll make a phone call but I don't know how most women would feel or most guys even if And their significant other started getting flirty text messages from somebody that they worked with. But he shows them to her as if to say, hey, look what she's sending me. We'll do a War of the Roses coming up here in a little bit that you must hear. So stick around for that. Shannon, what's the big dirty stories of the day? Are there any crazy stories coming in?

00:04:12 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 7:

I feel like there's so much stuff today. I mean, Taylor Swift is hot and heavy and madly in love with a new man. She has definitely moved on in the wake of her split from Doe Elwin, so we'll talk about that. Why does she- Got some dirt on Yellowstone and Kevin Costner.

00:04:29 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah, their divorce and stuff, or just the actual show?

00:04:33 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 7:

The fate of the show as well. Oh, okay. Yeah.

00:04:36 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 4:

Taylor is able to find these guys so fast, doesn't she?

00:04:41 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 7:

Well, and this one, she's already met his mama.

00:04:45 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God.

00:04:45 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 7:

That's how serious it is.

00:04:47 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 4:

You know what sucks? It sucks because most of my friends are on Hinge and Bumble.

00:04:54 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

And it's like, I don't know, crickets out there.

00:05:00 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

There is good people to connect with. Okay, but she's Taylor Swift. I understand that. Okay. But I have friends of mine that are beautiful people, and I think that they're as beautiful and talented as Taylor Swift. They don't have the platform that she has. Whenever I see these celebrities that kind of quickly are dating somebody else, I always wonder, did they go out and actually meet them somewhere and go out and ask them out, or did their people do that?

00:05:28 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 1:

Did their agent contact his agent? You know, like her agent contact. What'd you say? I bet it's their people.

00:05:36 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 2:

It's got to be, right? Yeah. I mean, it's got to, wouldn't you love to have people?

00:05:40 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 1:

In this case, it's another musician, and they've performed together before, so there, you know, there was history. So this was a person that possibly was around. I'm sure she had his cell phone number. And vice versa.

00:05:52 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 2:

Here's what I'm offering up for all of my single friends. All the single friends that are listening, male and female, I'll be your people.

00:06:01 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 1:

You love a good setup.

00:06:03 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 2:

Would you like me? I could, you know what? Megan, hire me.

00:06:09 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 1:

Thanks.

00:06:10 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

If you want, I'll be the person that will field the phone calls. As soon as you tell me that you're single and you're out of a relationship, I'll go through the resumes to find the next.

00:06:22 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

You don't watch Indian Matchmaker, do you? No, I don't. The season just came out. You're like Auntie on there. Like, she calls them bios.

00:06:31 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

00:06:32 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 1:

And you get everybody's, like, resume and photo, and she goes through them, and that's how she matches people.

00:06:37 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 2:

I hear it's great. I actually want to watch it because I watched 30 Day Fiance, and I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'm obsessed with it, so.

00:06:43 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 1:

Who would you set me up with?

00:06:45 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 2:

You know what? Hold on. How about, let's see.

00:06:48 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

Guy named Steve Cabara.

00:06:49 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. I've already done that, but you said you have to wait 10 years before you're willing to do it. Yeah.

00:06:56 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 1:

I actually have somebody I kind of want to set you up with, Megan. And I think you know him. Yeah, and I've been going back and forth about it in my head, but I'm scared. I've had setups where the people are married now. Like Joey from our show, I actually set him up. Remember Joey, who used to work on this radio program?

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

With his wife, Tiansa.

00:07:23 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

I set them up. She was my eye doctor. And that was a successful one But there have been other ones where I've said Oh I really think you should go out with this person And they were like oh really

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 2:

I've set you up with people that were good ones too

00:07:34 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

Unfortunately you have We won't go into that He was a good guy

00:07:40 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 2:

We're not together Megan you weren't on the show yet But I set her up with a buddy of mine Who lied about his age I know who it is Oh he's single I think would you like Actually yes Now you know what I think that this is Interesting though Whenever I do see It goes a lot of times More so celebrity wise Although I've probably Had friends that For some reason They quickly They're like How are you dating again You just literally Got out of like A long term relationship And you are out Like in full force

00:08:12 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

When that happens People are like Was there overlap

00:08:14 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 2:

Well that's the thing Yeah You know You were out Celebrating Friend's birthday Is that right

00:08:22 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 1:

Yeah yesterday afternoon My friend It was my friend Christy's birthday And she was celebrating a big birthday She was turning 40 Happy birthday Christy? Yeah She works at Like just for fun On Wednesday afternoons She works at this great bar in Pontiac Called Liberty Bar I don't know if you've ever been there

00:08:39 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

No Is it right there in that main strip?

00:08:40 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Yes God don't ask me what street it's on Because I didn't drive in You know I'm terrible with directions Is it Huron or whatever I think? I don't know It's a great great bar by the way And she has pink hair So all of us showed up to the bar And surprised her We were all wearing pink hair wigs It was really fun yesterday afternoon, but I've never been there before and it was, you know, a lot of the people who were already in the bar were friends of Christie's that I knew, but there were a good chunk of people that were there that were regulars that I had never seen or met before in my entire life. And it was so funny My friends were roasting me Because we all come in with our wigs And we grab drinks And we're having a great time And then somebody says We need to get a group photo Let's go out onto the back patio So I grab my drink I always make sure to keep my drink close to me You know Being a female in a bar There's people there that I don't know I just, you know I want to make sure I have my drink with me Grab my drink Make my way out to the patio with everybody else And like five minutes later My girlfriend comes up to me and hands me my wallet and a bunch of cash. And she's like, you dummy, you just left this on the bar. You grabbed your drink, but you left your wallet and the cash that I had pulled out to tip my girlfriend because I wanted to give her a good tip for her birthday. And she's like, we don't know those people in there.

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 4:

Was it there for a while or how long was it there?

00:10:02 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 5:

Probably like 20 minutes. Wow. She goes, you left your purse on the table. And you left your wallet and cash open on the bar. And nothing was taken out of it. Which I do all the time. I don't think, I mean, I normally don't carry cash on me aside from the $2 bill that the Tooth Fairy gave me when I was probably eight years old that I still carry with me everywhere out of, I don't even know why I do it. It's just habit. There's nothing else really in there. I mean, I guess my credit card. Well, my credit cards. My credit cards.

00:10:27 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Well, that is not, you know why you were so, your guard was down so much? Because you were day drinking. People don't assume that day drinking people are weird, which is actually a good thing. You know what? That might be where you go pick up people. Were there any single guys there or single girls there? That might, the day drinkers might be the people.

00:10:46 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. It is a gay bar. So there were a lot of guys there, but I don't know that they would be interested in Megan per se. They might. But.

00:10:55 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 4:

Megan, you're okay with being somebody's beard, right?

00:10:59 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 2:

I'd actually prefer that, to be honest.

00:11:02 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 4:

It's much more fun, isn't it?

00:11:03 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, less expectations. I just, yeah.

00:11:07 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 4:

Okay, so let's do this. Let's all day drink, and Shannon's bringing her wallet. I know. We're going to make sure it's okay. Thank God.

00:11:14 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 5:

I don't know how far you're going to get. I mean, my Zoom membership's in there. My library card's in there. Some cards from us. Mom, you left your wallet here. The Escape Arcade in Troy, if you want to get some tickets.

00:11:24 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 4:

They thought it was a setup. They're like, this is an Oakland County Sheriff's setup. That's funny. By the way, I wonder if anybody's ever done that where they left it and it stayed longer than 20 minutes. Like they left their wall just kind of sitting around. Ed, what's up, buddy? What's happening? How you doing, man? What you calling for? Set me up. Feel free. Oh, there you go. Our little setup thing. So you need people like Taylor has people. I could be yours. What about this, Ed? I'll get your resume from you Keep it handy And then when I have people that are single females That want to date Then I got Ed there ready to go

00:12:03 - 00:12:05 | Unknown:

Ed, Ed

00:12:05 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 4:

Alright, Ed Say hi to Megan, by the way But say it in a sexy way

00:12:09 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 3:

Hi, Ed

00:12:13 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 4:

Wait, hold on There's too much wind noise What do you have, your windows down or something? What do you got?

00:12:21 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, is that better?

00:12:21 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's hard for you to get sexy when it's like... All right, one more time. Do the sexy thing.

00:12:28 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 3:

What's up, Megan?

00:12:31 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 4:

Hi, Ed.

00:12:32 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 1:

How are you?

00:12:33 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that was a sexy... Good. How are you?

00:12:35 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 2:

Good.

00:12:36 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 4:

I know I'm losing my voice. I like it, Megan. Do you like when Megan's losing her voice? We do.

00:12:43 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's rude. I like Megan.

00:12:46 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 4:

Yes. Well, then you know what? You got to send me your resume, okay?

00:12:49 - 00:12:52 | Speaker 2:

All right. Wait, Ed, what's your credit score?

00:12:55 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 3:

800. Oh, wow.

00:12:58 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 2:

Was that real life?

00:13:01 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 4:

By the way, you sold. You just got Megan. We don't even need to see a picture. Thanks, Ed.

00:13:09 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 3:

It's funny, I've got a similar story to you. Benzer, I deal you. Reached you a lot of honor pounds. Wow, good for you. Just haven't, the dating season is just really awful right now.

00:13:26 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 4:

Dude, I'm going to say something to you. That confidence that you get when you lose 100 pounds is the confidence that you need just to go out and have fun. Don't do dating sites. Get out. Go physically see people.

00:13:38 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

00:13:39 - 00:13:57 | Speaker 4:

Get in front of their face because the problem is people judge pictures, and I'm not a good picture taker. Go out in public and let them see the energy that you have, okay? Yep. Congratulations to you, man. Ideal you doing it again. I love that. Seriously, do me a favor. Are you Instagram, Facebook? Which one are you?

00:13:58 - 00:13:58 | Unknown:

Facebook.

00:13:59 - 00:14:07 | Speaker 4:

DM me on Mojo in the Morning and give me your info, and then we'll keep it handy for any of the beautiful ladies, even Megan. I'll send it to you, Megan.

00:14:08 - 00:14:09 | Speaker 3:

All right. Sounds good.

00:14:09 - 00:14:10 | Speaker 4:

All right. Take care of yourself.

00:14:11 - 00:14:11 | Unknown:

Yep.

00:14:11 - 00:14:12 | Speaker 3:

Have a great day.

00:14:12 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 4:

Bye. What's up, Tasha?

00:14:15 - 00:14:16 | Speaker 3:

Good morning.

00:14:16 - 00:14:17 | Speaker 2:

Good morning.

00:14:17 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 4:

What's going on? What's happening with you?

00:14:19 - 00:14:35 | Speaker 2:

I actually texted in a comment in regards to your dating thing I texted Mojo's Single Mingle or Mojo's Dating Service

00:14:35 - 00:14:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, what I'm going to be is I'm going to be like Taylor Swift has probably your agent set it up I'm going to be your dating agent Okay

00:14:43 - 00:14:44 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm totally down with that

00:14:44 - 00:14:46 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I think that's good How old are you?

00:14:48 - 00:14:48 | Speaker 1:

I'm 30

00:14:49 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 4:

Perfect age for you to meet some people that I have for you. I just don't have them yet. But if there's anybody out there looking for a hot 30-year-old, where are you from, Tasha?

00:15:00 - 00:15:02 | Speaker 5:

I am from Emily City

00:15:02 - 00:15:20 | Speaker 7:

Nice I love that Tasha you know what you gotta also DM us you know that's gonna be our After we get done with Mother's Day and Father's Day We gotta do the next party's gotta be like some kind of a Singles party you know Cause we missed the singles Mingle We love you so much Tasha thanks for listening

00:15:20 - 00:15:22 | Speaker 5:

I love you too

00:15:22 - 00:15:28 | Speaker 7:

Christy says that she's worse than you Shannon she leaves her purse Everywhere is that right Christy

00:15:29 - 00:15:36 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, so I haven't found my purse in like three days, you guys. I don't know how I'm going to get back into work without my badge.

00:15:36 - 00:15:36 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no.

00:15:38 - 00:15:39 | Speaker 5:

Let's retrace your steps.

00:15:39 - 00:15:40 | Speaker 4:

Where have you been?

00:15:41 - 00:15:51 | Speaker 5:

I went to work, and then we were doing wedding planning, so it got mixed up in one of the boxes, and we went through all the boxes, and now it's not in any of the boxes.

00:15:52 - 00:16:03 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my gosh. See, that's kind of almost different than Shannon's. Shannon just leaves it sitting on a bar in a random place. You have no clue where the hell you put it. You need one of those Apple AirTags.

00:16:03 - 00:16:05 | Speaker 4:

You do. That's what you have to do when you find it again.

00:16:07 - 00:16:08 | Speaker 5:

I lost it.

00:16:09 - 00:16:18 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. And your biggest concern of the whole thing is not financial. It's not having the badge to swipe in to get into work in how many more days?

00:16:19 - 00:16:21 | Speaker 5:

Well, I need the badge to make the money, Mojo.

00:16:21 - 00:16:25 | Speaker 7:

I know. I get it. I totally understand. When's your next day that you have to be at work?

00:16:27 - 00:16:29 | Speaker 5:

In three hours. Oh, jeez. Oh, my gosh.

00:16:29 - 00:16:32 | Speaker 7:

All right. Well, we got to do this. Prayer to St. Anthony.

00:16:33 - 00:16:33 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:16:34 - 00:16:37 | Speaker 7:

It works all the time. All right? We're saying one for you.

00:16:37 - 00:16:38 | Speaker 5:

Thanks, Mojo.

00:16:38 - 00:17:03 | Speaker 7:

All right. Take care of yourself. All right. We'll see you. Heavy response, by the way, on the dating thing. I like that. I want to know. We need to explore more about the Taylor Swift thing. Because I know in the past there has been rumors that some of the guys that she was in relationship with were purely PR PR PR yeah is is this also one of those or she passed the point

00:17:03 - 00:17:21 | Speaker 4:

because when I when I heard about this guy I was like okay that makes total sense like I can very much see them together but are we going to see her ex-fiance ex-boyfriend with a new girl soon and she wanted to beat him to the punch well he already has been out with the co-star of the new project that he's working on. Oh, that's right. Yeah. So,

00:17:22 - 00:17:26 | Speaker 7:

I don't know. More details in the dirty and tickets to see Taylor next.

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